Ok.. new chapter anyways 'cause I feel like it :]

Chapter 3:

Odie: i want sum money.
Manny Ramirez (during Red Sox baseball game which Odie is watching): GUESS WHAT IM HOLDING A CONTEST RIGHT HERE IN BOSTON!! U GET $500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 IF U WIN!!
Odie: zomg o-o liek im goin out dar -calls airlines for flight-
Lady: Hi, this is Melly from "Airlines to Boston please speak quick because my lunch break was supposed to be an hour ago". :]
Odie: i want sum tickets fer teh flight tew boston todai
Lady: Sorry, we're full. BYE.
Odie: WTH IM GOING ANYWAIS CUZ I AM DETERMINED FAR DAT STOOPID MONEY >:(

-Later at airport-

Announcer: Flight C to Boston will be leaving in 5 minutes!!!!!
Odie: hey dats meeeeeee!!!! hei ladee dis is mai flight may i pleez enter?
Lady 2: Uhhh.. not without a ticket.
Odie: well dat's tew bad cuz i dont hab one. bai. ill c u later wen i cum home.
Lady 2: SECURITY!!!!!!!!!! DOG ON THE LOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET 'IM!!!!!!!!
Odie: haha u cant catch me!!! -runs onto plane-
Security: Well, it's too late. Time for some dessert.
Lady 2: x.x
Odie: Whewwww I'm off to... sumwherez. fergawt where. ehehehehehe
Dude: Like, that fur coat is totally rad dood.
Odie: fanks i just got it trimmed. :]
Dude: Wanna go, liek sky-diving?
Odie: whats dat?
Dude: Jus' follow me man.
Odie: M'kay
Dude: Now just press this here red button dat says eeemmoo gAAAAncee. (It really says "Emergancy") Which is spanish for "Press this to sky-dive" ..I think. I dunno. My parents gave up on me when I was 10.
Odie: M'kay -presses-
Pilot: OMAIGAWD AN EMERGANCY RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN
Dud: Now stay calm guys. I know dis is exciting; watching us tew jumpin' and stuff. But no need to go crazy with excitment ;]
Odie: liek okay.......
Dude: Now jus' JUMP!
Odie: -jumps- liek hey y rnt u jumpin?
Dude: 'Cause I fergawt dat I left my iPod on teh plane =B
Odie: X.X

-5 long hours in the sky later-

Odie: ZOMG IM ALMOST DAR
-lands on some random dude eating a hamburger-
Odie: Aww mannn I gawt ketchup all over me. :[
Crowd: OMG CALL TEH DOG CATCHER AND POLICE AND AMBULANCE!!!!!!!! DARS A RABID DOG THAT FELL OUT OF THE SKY ATTACKING A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Odie: hai guyys glad your excited tew see me. :] Now if yew dont mind i have sum autographz tew sign.
Crowd: AGGHHHHHH ITS WALKING TOWARDS MEEEE!!!
Odie: Now if you would mak and orderly line.
Crowd: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Odie: awwww no need to be going gah-gah over me, ladies. =B
Crowd: OMG IM OUTTA HEER
Odie: o i c u fewgawt ur autograph bewks. and i fergawt a pen. BrB

-24 hours later-

Odie: I'll extend this until tomorow. No need to rush finding the perfect piece of paper.
Dog catcher: GET 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-everything goes black-




PLEASE READ THIS GUYS! Atleast give it a chance. X.X












Chapter 1:

Odie: Ooh lala look at THAT Poodle.
Poodle: -walks all prissy- Hi there big guy. Wanna go out somewhere for lunch?
Odie: -- Yeah I would!!
Poodle: How about Pet Smart?
Odie: Okay, but lemme get my owner first so we can buy all the food.
Poodle: No, we don't need an owner. I have my ways.
Odie: Uhh, okay, sure.
-gets to Petsmart-
Poodle: Hey, grab that can of Iams.
Odie: Sure, but you have some cash, right?
Poodle: Come on. Let's just leave.
Odie: But..
Poodle: COME ON. -brushes past Odie-
Odie:
Poodle:
Cashier: HEY YOU! THE ONE IN THE BLUE COLLAR!!
Odie:
Cahier: GIVE ME THAT YOU SHOP LIFTER!!!
Odie:
Cashier: -takes can-
Odie:
DF1: ODIE I CANT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY SHOPLIFTED!!!!
Odie:


Chapter 2:

Random dog: liek hye dar peeps
People: HYE DAR DAWG
RD: u all smewll vewy gud. u smewll liek spahgetti.
People: REALLY?!?!?!?!
RD:
People:
RD: CHAAARGGGGEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People:
RD: Hey stawp it I just wanted to invite you all to dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People:
RD: HEY DAT HURT U MEEN MATRIX FIGHTAH!!!!!!!!!!!
People:
RD: HEY Y R U CLAPPING?
People: cuz dat wuz funnier dan ur mawm.
RD: SAI WHAT?????????
People: -back away-
Little girl: That doggie scares me.
RD:
People: HEI LEWK AT DAT FRIED EGG!!!! -runs after egg-
RD:

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