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Yes They Bite! The comedy with Tymer's Nintendogs!


*Note: If this belongs on a different board, please move it. But it doesn't really belong with blogs, if you know what I mean. ;) *

Hai everyone. ^_^

 

 

Ok, this is my Nintendogs "blog", but with a twist. I dont ACTUALLY play the Nintendogs game every day. I can if I want, but I dont have to.Also, this is from the Nintendogs point of view. So everything would be normal, except the Nintendogs would have opinions and such. And the fact that...Er...Never mind. Just read it. =P

 

 

Meet mah dogs!

 

 

Riley:

(Male, Golden) Hes kind of the leader of the pack. Its his house, his rules. He has weak spots though, like the bark ball. :P Riley loves BoxersSometimes a little too much. Im thinking of getting a boxer so he has a best friend. ^_^ Nah, maybe not. No wait, I will!.....Later.

 

 

Charlie:

 

 

(Male, Beagle) Charlie is crazy. Absolutely. He needs every second to be dedicated to paying attention to him. He gets hyperEasily. El Toro is his idol, because El Toro is twice as crazy as him, but twice as small.

 

 

Cali:

 

 

(Female, Dachshund) Cali is Rileys side kick. Shes the alpha female, but her weak spot is dancing. She really flips out when she starts dancingAnd wellActsCrazy.

 

 

 

 

Rocky:

 

 

(Male, Husky) Hes awesome. Everyone loves him, and he is great at every competition he trains for. He is also Rileys best bud, and hes strong, so you dont really want to annoy him. If he were human, hed have a pretty deep, kinda movie star voice. He also has a career as one of the very noter.lets use WEIRD male models. He poses a lot. Especially while changing accessories. His girlfriend is Katie, and sometimes he watches her change accessories. Hes a dirty boy. XD

 

 

Fire:

 

 

(Female, CK Spaniel) She is the preppy cheerleader of the dogs. GO NINTENDO GO! YEAH NINTENDOGS! GIMME A N-I-N! GIMME A T-E-N! GIMME A D-O-G-S! NINTENDOGS! YEAH.....NINTENDOGS! WOOOOOO! She's like that. She is always learning complicated tricks but not learning the basics, and shes always happy. Youd think shed be a good match for Charlie, but they have no interest in each other. :O

 

 

Katie:

 

 

(Female, Corgi) Katies the cool girl of the group. She can wear the silly Vikings hat and look fabulous, and strut her stuff. She is madly in love with Rocky, (boyfriend?) and she often poses while changing accessories (possibly to show off to him?) She loves the Vikings hat and is also, like Rocky, a model. Katie loves to dance and sing, also.

 

 

El Toro:

 

 

(Male, Chihuahua) El Toro is the crazy dude who just wont sit still. He always bothers all the other dogs, and he takes forever to train. He calms down only after chasing the Mario/Peach cart for a long time or being pet. EEEEEEL TOROOOOOOOOOOO! RAWR! FEEEEER MEEEEEEEHH!

 

 

Clark:

 

 

(Male, JRT) Rocky is his idol. He tries to be really cool, but ends up lacking interest in things. He tries to be a male model too, but no one likes him but Fire, and he hates fire. Cat fights often. =o

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dogs long gone:

(Youll see them come every once in a while^_^)

 

 

Izzy, Female, Shih Tzu, Dark Brown Spots: Shes overly self centered, wouldnt play with any toys, would never come when called, and act snobby.

 

 

Croix, (Cr-oy) Male, Shiba Inu, Black: Combination of El Toro and Charlie then twice as worse. It said he was supposed to calm! Grah, -_-;

 

 

Layla, Female, Sheltie, Dark Brown: It just didnt work out between us And she was kind of ugly.

 

 

Heart, Female, Schnauzer, Light gray, Heart on chest: I think I donated her because I felt she was EXACTLY like CaliBut is Schnauzer form.

 

 

Shiyna (Shy-ee-nah), Female, Shiba Inu, Orange: She was an experiment. I feel so badcry

 

 

Veronca, (Veronica), Female, Dalmation: I just got tired of her.

 

 

Thats a lot. Well, here we go!

 

 

 

 

Chapter 1: Ok dudes, lets get rolling!

 

 

 

 

Riley: So guys, Tymers going to start playing with us more often!

 

 

Cali: Yep, so you guys have to be on your BEST behavior.

 

 

Charlie: Wait, whos Tymer?

 

 

Katie: *sighs* The lady you poke and bother all day and she pets you every once in a while?

 

 

Charlie: Ohher. LETS PARTAY! ^_^

 

 

El Toro: PARTAY? WHERE? *Runs in circles and starts foaming at the mouth*

 

 

Charlie: *Copies El Toro*

 

 

Riley: PLEASE! EVERYONE CALM DOWN!

 

 

El Toro: RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN!! WE GOTTA RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN BEFORE WE GET IN TROUBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

 

Charlie: WE GOTTA GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO! COME ON GO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTER!

 

 

Riley: STOP STOP STOP! WERE PUTTING A BAD IMPRESSION ON OURSELVES AND TYMER!

 

 

El Toro: *Keeps running and shouting*

 

 

Charlie: *Copies El Toro*

 

 

Rocky: Guys! Shut up already! *pins down El Toro and Charlie at the same time, which is easy because hes big and theyre small*


Katie: Oh Rocky, you look so handome and strong when you do that...

 

 

El Toro: No one! *gnaws at Rockys paw* Can! *gnaw* Hold back! *gnaw* The Bull!*gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw*

 

 

Charlie: *squirms and chews on Rockys other paw*

 

 

Katie: *Starts poking Charlie and El Toro to bother them*

 

 

El Toro: *Bites Katie*

 

 

Katie: Hey! He bit me! Rockyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

 

 

Rocky: You dont touch my Katie! *bites El Toro on the nose*

 

 

El Toro: cryfurious

 

 

Riley: Good job Rocky. Thanks.

 

 

Rocky: *gets off of El Toro and Charlie because they stop biting him* No problem.

 

 

Fire: Soooooo..WHY exactly is Tymer going to be watching more?

 

 

Riley: Shes writing a fan fic about us.

 

 

El Toro: ORLY?

 

 

Charlie: YA RLY!

 

 

Fire: NO WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

 

 

Rocky: *growls* Yes way.

 

 

El Toro, Charlie, and Fire: *cower in fear* *whisper* ya rly?

 

 

Riley: YES! SHUT UP!

 

 

Katie: In that case, I should go change to something more suitable, being a *eyes sparkle* star!

 

 

Rocky: *Follows behind Katie, drooling.* That sounds.. good

 

 

Katie: *After 30 seconds puts on tiara* This looks good. Im done!

 

 

Rocky: I wish that took longer. =(

 

 

Cali: Youre a dirty boy.

 

 

Rocky: I know. biggrin

 

 

El Toro: Its all good! Lets PARTAY! Hit the music!

 

 

All but Cali and El Toro: NO!!! Caliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

 

 

Cali: What?

 

 

*Flower Waltz record starts*

 

 

Cali: Music? MUSIC? MUSIC! DAAAAAAAAANCE! *runs around and seems to act like El Toro*

 

 

El Toro: And to finish off them all..*Pulls out bark ball*

 

 

Riley: MINE!! *Runs around playing with bark ball*

 

 

Rocky: Come on Katie, lets go. Weve lost our leaders and were on peril. El Toro, when I come back Im gonna KILL YOU. *runs away with Katie*

 

 

Fire: WAIT! WAIT FOR ME! DONT LEAVE ME WITH ALL THESE CRAZY DOGS! *runs after Rocky and Katie*

 

 

El Toro: Piece of cake.

 

 

Charlie: First, its this house. But next, we will rule the world!

 

 

El Toro: No, my apprentice. First, we have to take over the source of our power, this Tymer, Riley speaks of. Then, we shall rule the world! Muahahahahhahah!

 

 

Charlie: Muahahahahahaha!..........How are we going to do that?

 

 

El Toro: SHUT UP! Im thinkingI know! Well use this fan fic to lure Tymer into loving us. Then we.*whispers to Charlie*

 

 

Charlie: Excellent, El Toro.

 

 

Both: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

 

End.For now. >=)

 

 

 

 

*Note: I originally wrote this chapter before I got Clark, so he hasnt come yet. ;)*





-- Edited by Tymer at 16:23, 2007-05-16

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Oh my gosh! I love the character intros. Very good job. smile.gif

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olololol. -laughs-
Dat wuz gewd Tymer =)

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Labrador_Luver wrote:

olololol. -laughs-
Dat wuz gewd Tymer =)



Thaaaanx. =)

Katie: It's all thanks to ME! *eyes sparkle*

@_DF1: Thanks! I loved writing them, especially when I got to use Caps Lock.
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Neeeeeeeeeeeew Chaptaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ^_^biggrin

Chapter 2: Barney: The Beatles for Little Kids (But we all know the Beatles always have been, and always will be pwnsome {Naaaa, naa naa, na na na na! Na na na na! Hey Jude!} *I The Beatles! ^__^*)

 

Fire: Whoa...Long title.

Rocky: Seriously Tymer, whats your problem?

Riley: It would have been nicer shorter.

Cali: Naaaa, naa naa, na na na na! Na na na na! Hey Jude! ^_________^  Erm, it was long. =P

Katie: If I were alive then, with my singing talent Id be the fifth Beatle! ^_^ *looks at title* Any person who compares the Beatles to Barney should be shunned. *shuns Tymer*

Clark: Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong title. Too long. I no longer worship the Beatles.

Charlie: This title wastes time! Do you want to be a time waster? I think not! So edit it out! Now! I mean NOW!

El Toro: Shut up you fools! Its about to ACTUALLY start!

All: WOOO HOOO!

Cali: woo hoo. =(=(=( naaaaaa, naa naa, na na na na. na na na na. hey jude. =(

All: SHHHHH!!

 

 

Riley: Hey look! It seems as if we have a new dog to live with us! Whats your name, pup?

Clark: Clark. Im Clark. Im Clark the Jack Russell. Im Clark the Jack Russell Terrier. Im Clark the Jack Russell Terrier who likes-

Cali: Thats enough, Clark.

Charlie: *whispers to El Toro* Master, this is the chance of a life time! We could get him on our side, he could help us, master!

El Toro: Well have to be careful, we dont want the fools to find out our plan.

Charlie: *gives Clark puppy eyes* Hey, Clark. Why dont you come join us? We can teach you all sorts of things, and youll get whatever you desire, whenever you want.

Clark: *is amazed* Anything?

Charlie: Anything.

Clark: Really?

Charlie: Really.

Clark: ORLY?

Charlie: YA RLY.

Clark: NO WAI!

Charlie: YA WAI-

El Toro: SHUT THE HECK UP! ANYTHING YOU WANT, WHENEVER! NOW JUST BE QUIET AND COME WITH US!

Charlie: *whispers to El Toro* Nice job being inconspicuous, master.

Clark: Wow! You guys sound so cool! Im joining you!

Riley: NO CLARK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cali: Join us! Well give you power! Dont you want to be powerful?

Clark: Yes! You guys rock!

El Toro: We can give you anything!

Charlie: Even power!

Clark: Oh boy!

Fire: Dont you want to be a cheerleader with me?!!?!?!?!?! Its so funnnnn!!!!!And you always get to spell a lot!!!!!! Gimme a C-O-M! Gimme a E-SPACE-W! Gimme a I-T-H! Gimme a SPACE-M-E! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?

Clark: Sure, Ill come with you.

Fire: Man hes good.

El Toro: Nooo! With me, Clark!

Charlie: Us Clark, us!

Fire: MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!

Riley: Dont you want to lead?

Cali: Be a leader?

Fire: You mean, CHEERLEADER?!?!

Clark: I-

Rocky: DUDES SHUT UP!

All: o.o

Rocky: Jeez guys, hes just a pup. Give him a break.

Fire: *sings* Give em a break! Give em a break! Give em a piece of that Kit Kat Bar!

Riley: Chocolate kills dogs you know.

Cali: And makes them very sick.

Fire: I know. =) *eats Kit Kat Bar*

Rocky: Anyway, chill out. Let Clark choose on his own instead of us biting each others necks.

Katie: Seriously, whatever happened to I love you, you love me, were a happy family?

All: o.o;

Rocky: ErWow.

Riley: How about we make it moreErAge appropriate. And modern. Barney's dead.

Fire: BARNEY DIED? =O *parties*

Cali: Er, no. He means that the Barney...."Fad" has died.

Fire: =(

Cali: How about, Seriously, whatever happened to all you need is love?

Riley: Nice one, Cali!

Charlie: Wait, the Beatles arent modern!

El Toro: Yeah! Theyre from the 60s and 70s!

Cali: WhoCares?

Rocky: And they're not dead!

Katie: Only two are dead!

Cali: Well, you see-

Fire: Wait, CaliYou didnt just compare the Beatles to Barney, did you? 0_0

All: 0_0

Cali: ErUhUmmm.

El Toro: GET HER!

All: RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Riley: FOR THE BEATLES!

Fire: FOR JOHN LENNON!

El Toro: SO I DONT EAT SOMEONE WITH MY RAGE!

Charlie: BECAUSE EL TORO IS!

Rocky: TO IMPRESS KATIE!

Katie: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Er...FOR SPARTA!

Clark: ErBecauseUmm...*puts on Viking hat* BECAUSE IM WEARING THE VIKING CAP!!!!YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Later*

Cali: SoPainfulTo..LiveBleghOww.



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LOL. XD

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Nintendogsgal54 wrote:

LOL. XD




 Lol @ ur lol. XD


Fire: Someone loled at us! That deserves a cheer! And a party!

All: NOOOOOOO!!!!



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LOL.XD too.

I loved that!!!!!

El Toro: WRITE A NEW CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katie: Not yet! I don't have the right clothes!!!!!
Rocky: I'll...come...=D'
All the rest: NEW!!!
Me: NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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winkydoodles wrote:

LOL.XD too.

I loved that!!!!!

El Toro: WRITE A NEW CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katie: Not yet! I don't have the right clothes!!!!!
Rocky: I'll...come...=D'
All the rest: NEW!!!
Me: NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Lol, thanx. =)

I'll write a new chapter soon, the only problem is that....I might donate Clark soon to get a black dachshund named Dan. Why? Because I can! >=)

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=o NO!!!! CLARK WOULD BE SAD...='(' ' '

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