Hiya! Please read The WoofMeowLaugh Comedy and feel free to post your comments and suggestions on how I could do better! I take requests for pets to be in the story, too.
Dog Breeds & Appearence
Tiny: huge brown pittbull Rex: white teacup chihuahua Cupcake: white toy poodle that's usually dirty all the time(unless she's naturally black) Coke: brown lab Target: Miniature bull terrier, a.k.a, a target dog! =D Buster: A pug! =o Hibiscus :A Hawaiian shetland sheepdog
*That's all for now! Remember to request breeds and you're pet if you want them in here!*
Comedy #1 Tiny: C'mon Cupcake!!! Take a bath!!! Cupcake: NOOOO!!!!!!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME!!! Rex: You're such a freak >.> Cupcake: NOOOO!!!!! Dogs: YES! Cupcake: NOOOOO- *Rex picks Cupcake up and throws her in* Cupcake: *underwater* NOOOOOOO!!!! Rex: We better pour ALL the soap in *pours* Tiny: SCRUB WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!!!!! *scrubs cupcake* Cupcake: I'm DROWNING!! LET ME UP!!!! Dogs: Sorrrrry :B *lets go of cupcake* Cupcake: YAAAY!!! Cupcake runs out the door and rolls in the dirt until she's completely black again
Comedy #2: There are 2 new dogs! =o Target: Miniature bull terrier, a.k.a, a target dog! =D Buster: A pug! =o
On with the comedy! Coke: Today, we have a rock star!!!! -Rex rolls out a rock shaped like a star- Coke: And we also have a Rock and roll star! Target: Somebody stop me, I'm smokin'!!!! Tiny: U R???? ZOMG!! -gets fire extinguishor and sprays- Target:HEY!!! YOU RUINED MAH ELVIS OUTFIT!!! >=( Tiny: U SAID U WERE SMOKING SO I FIGURED THAT MEANT U WERE ON FIRE!!!! -sprays again- Target: Put the extinguisher down and GO TO YOUR DOGHOUSE!!!!! Tiny: FINE! >=( Buster: Want a muffin? Target: Ummm.... Ok.. >.> -hands muffin- Buster: Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? The muffin man! Do you know the muffin man that lives or Drury Lane?!?! All dogs except Buster: WTH? O_o Target: Uhh.... That's the end of comedy #2....