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Show Eight: Another Road-trip!
Bo: So we haven't have much to be funny about lately..but we're BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER NOW! Mac: YUP! Bo: Where do we begin? We're going on a roadtrip to Canada..and SOMEHOW Mac is older than me and can drive. Despite the fact that he's a complete knucklehead. Mac: HEY. Bo: Mac: He's just jealous because he's so big he has to go in the trunk..if it'll fit him! Bo: Oh SHUTUP! Mac: It's my turn to be mr. big shot. Bo: But can your tail handle it? Mac: o.o I sure hope so..
-later-
Bo: Do we have everything packed? Mac: Everything but you and me, and some food. Bo: You'll do. Mac: Do for what? Bo: Oh nothing.. You have the maps? Mac: No, we need to get some! Bo: I think we can get out the US alright..we have one of those fancy GPS things in the rental car. So let's LOAD UP!
-in the car-
Mac: -fiddles with GPS- How do i turn this thing on... Bo: Try the on button. -.- Mac: HEY THAT WORKED! Bo: No way. Mac: YES WAY! GPS: Turn right onto Biscuit Lane. Mac: ... She's got an amazing voice. -misses turn- GPS: Go left on the uncoming road. Mac: Bo: SNAP OUT OF IT! GO LEFT! Mac: Whoops...sorry. -goes left- Bo: Something right..a nice change. -.- Mac: Hey.
GPS: Not on right road. Not on right road. Not on right road. BEEP BEEP BEEP. Mac: WHAT DID I DO WRONG? I thought..I thought we were on the right path to love.. Bo: Save me. GPS: Turn around. Mac: -turns around in seat- Bo: HANDS ON THE WHEEL. Mac: I DON'T HAVE hands thank you very MUCH. Bo: That might be our problem. MOVE IT BUDDY, I'm driving. -grabs Mac's tail and flings him into the back seat- There. GPS: Turn around. Turn around. Wrong road. Wrong road. Bo: -turns around- GPS: Going right way. Bo: There's a good Tom-Tom.. Mac: ...It's a guy? Bo: ..-.- I'm just so done for the day. GOODBYE!
Mac: HAI IM BO AND IM A GREEAAT PYRENNESS! Bo: -.- That's ME. Mac: Then who am I?! Bo: Your Mac, the MUTT. Mac: OHH OK! :D Bo: Let's try again..
TRY TWO!:
Mac: HI IM MAC AND IM A MUTT! :D Bo: And I'm Bo! Mac: He's a Great Pyrenees! :D Bo: He learned that at least. -_- Mac: Today on the show we're going to teach you how to make dog biscuits!! :D :D Bo: We have a good recipe today, we allready tryed it out! :) Mac: IT WAS SO GOOD I ATE THEM ALL!! :D:D:D Bo: Let's get started! :) -grabs ingredients- Mac: -imates Emeril- BAM! Bo: It's not done yet. -.- Mac: Ohh I see. I think I'm getting the hand of this! :D Bo: OK folks, what we do here is take all these things and put them in the bowl! Put the eggs in. Mac: -puts the eggs shells in- Bo: And now we put the floor in! -dumps bag- Mix it up know, this is where you can get your dog involved! :)) Bo: -puts Mac's tail that's spinning 80mph in the bowl- And... Mac: ..BAAM! :D Itz done. :D Bo: Nooooow you got to get some of your friends. Mac: -goes and gets Lucky- Lucky: HI. Where am I? Bo: YOUR ON OUR SHOW! :D Lucky: Cool when do I leave and go back to chasing my tail? Mac: -stuffs Lucky's face with dog treats- OK YOUR DONE!! Lucky: *BOOM* Bo: ... All recipes on the show should have adult supervison. Please do not try this at home. BYE! :D
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Show Two: The boys go to Seaworld!
Bo: Welllcome to the second show! Today we're flying to Orlando, Flordia. Once there we'll be going to SeaWorld! :D Mac: WITH SHAMU THE KILLER WHALE!! :D Bo: You better watch out. O_O! Mac: ..WHY?
Bo: Look at the name! Mac: o.o KILLER? I think you can do this one Bo! Bo: That sound good! :D Annoucer: Plane leaving to Orlando, Flordia now leaving. Mac: That's us right? Bo: Coooorrecto! -hops on plane- Mac: WAAIT FOR MEEEEEEEE PLEEEEASE!!! Bo: The gates are closing! ^^ Mac: -runs and squezzes right in time- HA. Bo: Guess what? :) Mac: WHAT? :D Bo: Your on the ramp. I'm on the plane. :O -ramp closes- Mac: Uh-oh. STOP THE PLANE. -runs and hops in while it's taking off- HA. Bo: How'd you...? Mac: ;D Bo: Guess what. Mac: WHAT?? Bo: We're on the wrong plane. :) We'll be parchutting over Orlando! Mac: ...... Bo: That's why I told you to WAIT. >:( Mac: Oh dear. We're so dead.
Attendant: Please fasten your parachutes we'll be jumping shortly!
Bo: This will be F-U-N. Mac: LETS SING OK? Bo: OK! -jumps- Mac: F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO ARE GONNA DIE TOGHTHER! U IS FOR UR CRAZZZEEH! Bo: N IS FOR NOSEDIVING WHICH WERE DOING RIGHT NOW Mac: HERE WITH MY BEST BUUUDY! :D -lands- Mac: Singing time is fun! :D Bo: Yes it is. -.- OH AND WE'RE OUT OF TIME. :D Come back next time and we'll be- Mac: BAAM Bo: -_- Interviewing Shamu. BYE NOW! Mac: BYYYE!
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Show Three: Shamu Interview
Mac: WELCOME BACK! :D Bo: For show number three! Mac: Today we'll be interviewing Shamu the killer whale! (he's not really a killer as someone said..-_-) Bo: He could eat ya, you never know. :) Mac: So Bo will be interviewing him, and I'll be testing some of the rides today! :D Bo: The high-speed rollarcoasters with vertical drops and loops, oh he'll be having lots of fun! Mac: ... Bo: :D Mac: Let's get our tickets! Ticket Dude: Hi can I see your license? Mac: -looks at Bo- Bo: Erm, define license. :) Ticket Dude: I don't know..just give me something. Bo: -hands over dog tags- That good? Mac: We're from the Bo & Mac Show! :D :D :D :D Ticket Dude: -looks- I suppose. -goes back to sleeping- Bo: Cool! -walks in- Mac: Don't we have to pa- Bo: SHUSH. Mac: Oh I see we're stea- Bo: -whaps him on the head-
-later-
Bo: OK IM HERE WITH SHAMU THE KILLER WHALE!! :D We'll be asking him a few questions today, his trainer will translate for us. :) So how old are you? Shamu: E-O-Aaaaa Trainer: E-O-Aaaaa Bo: Aren't you..translating? Trainer: E-O-Aaaaa!! Bo: o_O Shamu: She means five years! :D Bo: o_o YOU can talk? Shamu: I have to make up for someone over there. -points at trainer- Bo: I suppose. So what do you enjoy doing? Shamu: Well, when I do the "Dinner with Shamu" programs I loooove coming up and blowing water on people! :D Bo: That sounds like fun! :D Shamu: It is, espically when people start screaming about the water in the mac and cheese! ^_^ Trainer: EE- OH- AAAAA! Bo: You can eat her now! :D Shamu: I wonder what she'll taste like...-chomps- Ewwww! >:[ Bo: What...? Shamu: Tastes like mac and cheese with water in it. .. Bo: Erm... Mac: BYE. :D Bo: HOW'D YOU GET HERE? Mac: I flew. :DDD BAI NOW. :D -shuts off camera- WAIT. HOW'D YOU SEE THAT? OH POO IT DIDNT TURN OFF. :( Bo: HAHA. Mac: Bye now. :) -crackles-
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Show Four: Track Testers
Bo: We're here for show number four! :D Mac: I'm going to ride roller coasters!! :DDDDDDDD Bo: Or so he says...-.- Mac: Ignore him. :) Bo: But I'm the smart one. :D Mac: Well unless you have something weird to announce like a tornado watch this is MY SHOW TOO. Bo: Fine. Have fun on the coasters! I'll be watching the penguins. -walks away-
Mac: OK, now that we're alone let's go ride some coasters! :D But which one should I go on first? -runs up to random person- Mac: WHAT ROLLER COASTER SHOULD I GO ON FIRST? :DD Person: Erm. How about Kraken that takes up more than 140, goes upside over six times, and goes over 75 mph? :) Mac: ... Person: LETS GO RIDE IT. :D Mac: Erm, that's ok I'll try the kiddie coaster. ^_^ Person: No. :D Your going on it with me buddy or ELSE. >:) Mac: o.o Person: -drags Mac onto roller coaster- Mac: PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME. :'( Bo: -is standing in line- Mac: Weren't you at the penguin show? Bo: Penguins don't do much, it's over. >_> Mac: THENN SAAVE ME. DDDDD:: Bo: HECK NO IM GOING ON TO. :D Person: WANT TO DO THE FRONT SEAT? THERES THREE SEATS! Mac: NO. O_O Bo: Oh yeah. :) Person: -grabs Mac and plunks in middle seat- Mac: Pllllease don't make me do this. o_o o_o o_o -puppy dog eyes- Bo: DONT GIVE IN DONT GIVE IN. Person: Awww..so so so..cute.. Bo: NO. LOOK AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN. Person: -hymotizied- I'll get you out little puppy. :D -ride starts- Bo: Too late. :D Mac: ._. Person: -snaps out- JOY RIDE BABY WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOO!. :DDDDDDDDD Bo: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mac: PLLLEASE DONT LET ME DIE ON NOT A ROLLER COASTERR!! Person: Aw dude, this one is NOTHING! Only four people died on the last round! :D Mac: o.o -faints- Bo: That takes care of him! :D RIDE TIME WOOOO
-coaster goes down da big hill- Person: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :D -hands in the air- Bo: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! -paws in the air-
-one minute later when its over-
Bo: THAT WAS AWESOME. Person: OH YA LETS DO IT AGAIN. Mac: -wakes up- TOO BAD WERE OUT OF TIME SEE YA. :D -punches camera guy- BYE -click-
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Show Five: Adventures at SeaWorld
Mac: FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE. :DDD Bo: Four? :D Mac: FIVE. Bo: WELCOME FOR SHOW NUMBER FIVE. :D! Mac: NO ITS FOUR YOU IDIOT. :| Bo: You just said it was five. .. Mac: But since you said it was four.. Bo: ITS FIVE OK? Mac: NOPE..I THINK ITS SIX. :) Bo: First we made cookies, then we went to Seaworld, then we interviewed Shamu, and then the Rollar Coasters. SEE? SHOW NUMBER FIVE. :D Mac: We rode roller coasters? No we didn't. What the heck?! Bo: You were knocked out. >_> Mac: Ohh yes. Bo: Can we continue now? -.- Mac: Yes.
Bo: Alright. Today we'll be trying out some of the food. :D Mac: HOT DOG! Bo: I don't see any... Mac: No look, I see a little wiener dog. ;D Bo: BREEDIEST. Mac: WTH IS THAT. Bo: ITS A DOXEN SMARTIE. Mac: Oh. Whoops. :B Bo: Ohhh I see a Hawian Resturant let's go there. :D Mac: OK!!
-sits down-
Bo: I'll order the Hawian Ham Roast. Mac: I'll order the Surprise!! :D Bo: Are you..sure? Waiter: Oh I'm sure he'll like it. ^_^ :D Mac: YEAH! Waiter: Alright are we good? -scribbles and walks away- -food arives- Waiter: Here's your Ham Roast sir! Waiter 2: And here's your Hawian Surprise! :D Mac: What is in the surprise tonight?
Waiter: Now if we told you would it be a surprise? :) Bo: Just shut up and eat. Mac: If I shut up how do I eat? :) Bo: -.-
-eats-
Mac: Hmmm that was so good! :D Bo: Mhm so was mine! Mac: What was in that waiter? Waiter: You don't want to know. :D :) Mac: ..o.o Waiter: It's a surprise, and it will remain that way. :) Bo: Before Mac chucks the bucket we'll be going..! BYE! Waiter: BYE!
Bo: WE'RE BACK GUYS YAYAYAYAY!! :D Mac: YA. And we're going to DISNEY WORLD TODAY!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDD :D : They're over-using me help. DX Mac: SHUUUUUT UP. :D :D :D :D -overuses till death- :D : DX Mac: :D Bo: >.> Well anyways, we're going to Epcot! :D Mac: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. Bo: MORE WEIRD FOOD FOR MAC! Mac: ....can we go to Magic Kingdom? :( Bo: No. :D
-grabs bus-
Mac: We're HERE!! :D Bo: YA. WE'RE GOING ON TEST TRACK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Mac: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY. WHATS THAT? Bo: It's a race car ride! :) Mac: OK!!
-walks to line-
Mac: Aww, there's a long wait. :( Bo: You'll live. Mac: What if we wait so long we die? Bo: You have more of a chance dieing on the RIDE. >_> Mac: SO HOW FAST DOES THIS THING GO? o-o Bo: 70 mph I think. Mac: ....o_o Bo: Hey, look at it this way.. It's not as bad as the coaster! ;D Mac: ....o_o Bo: Hope in, and let's go. :) Mac: Your crazy....o.o Bo: It's about time you figured that out, now GET IN. :D
-gets in-
Announcer: Get ready.....GO. :D -zooms off- Bo: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Mac: WE'RE GOING TO CRASH INTO THE WALL WHAT THE HECK OMG OMG OMG. O_O Bo: O_O Mac: O_________________________________________O Bo: OMG WHAT DO WE DO OMG? O_O Mac: WE'RE STRAPPED IN, WE CANT GET OUT..O____O Bo: IT'S COMING CLOSER...CLOSE YOUR EYES. -shuts- Mac: I CANT LOOK. -closes- -door opens just as they go under- Bo: We're....alive. o_o Mac: YESSSS. O_____________________O Bo: OK I'M DONE FOR THE DAY BYE. :D Mac: BYE. If we make it off this ride...o___________o
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Show Seven -- Going Home Bo: Well everyone, we've had a great time at Flordia, but it's time to go home. Mac: Yeah...I'm not sure I'm going to miss it either. Bo: >__> Mac: OMG GUESS WHAT?? Bo: WHAT OMG OMG!!?? Mac: WE GET TO RIDE THE TRAIN AT THE AIRPORT. Bo: And that's amazing...why? o_O Mac: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT MAC WILL BEGAN..-phart- Bo: Oh...DUUUUUUUUUUUDE. o_o Mac: :D Bo: Holy Cow, that's..wow. X_X Mac: The train has left the station. :]
Mac: We need to flag down a taxi. Bo: Yes we do. -shoves Mac in road- Mac: o.o Bo: TAXXXXXXXXXXXXI! :D -cars stop- Taxi Driver: GET YOUR DOG OUT OF THE ROAD. O_O Bo: Will you give us a ride? :D Orca & Labby: WILL WILL WILL?!?!?! Bo: >_> -shoves away- Mac: I'LL GET OFF THE ROAD. DOESNT MATTER IF YOU WON'T GIVE US A RIDE. o_o Bo: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease will you give us a ride kind sir? :) :) Mac: Yeah..we lost our mommy, and we think she forgot us and went to the airport..:( -does puppy-dog eyes- Bo: :( :( :( :( :( :( :( Mac: ..sir... please....:( :( :( :( :( :( :( Taxi Driver: ....:( :(.. please? Bo: .. please what kind sir? Taxi Driver: .. please get OUT OF THE ROAD BEFORE I RUN YOUR OVER. >:D Bo: -jumps out of way- Mac: -does same- Taxi Driver: MUAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. >:D -drives off- Bo: ..o_o Mac: ..o.o
-limo comes up-
Bo: QUICK JUMP IN THE HOT TUB ON THE BACK. -jumps- Mac: -jumps- Bo: I sure hope this is going to the airport. >_< Mac: I second that! Bo: Dude..the people inside are TALKING. Mac: NO WAI!! O_O Bo: Yeah way. >_> SHHSHH and LISTEN. -listens- Dude 1: I wonder if our flight will be like..late dude. Dude 2: I hope not dude, that would be like..so unrad dude. Dude 1: Ever feel like someone is like..watching you dude? Dude 2: Yeah dude..that's like so weird dude.
-limo stopz at airport-
Mac: Bo, we're all wet, how will we get dry?! Bo: Let's go find an airplane..-walks onto runway- Mac: ...uhh.. Bo: Put yourself RIGHT behind the plane with me. Mac: ok. o.o
-plane takes off with gust of air going backwards-
Mac: DUDE THAT WAS AWSOME. :D:D:D Bo: YAA. :D Now let's go catch a plane. Mac: -ruuuuns after another plane- Bo: OVER HERE MAC. :| Mac: -ruuns back to Bo- -inside- Bo: Mac...MAAC? WHERE ARE YOU? O_O Mac: OOOOVER HERE. ...x.x Bo: ..stop playing in the revolving doors. >_> Mac: Oooook. :D -crashes into Bo- ....;D Bo: -goes to security check- Mac: What do we do? Bo: Look incent.. Mac: Ok. :( :( :( Bo: -goes though- Computer: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!! WARNING: TOO MUCH WEIGHT ON FLOOR, FLOOR WILL BREAK! WARNING WARNING! BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!! Bo: Are you kidding? >_> Computer: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!! Mac: -runs through detecter- Lets get out of here.
Bo: There's our plane!! :O -hops on- Mac: -stands there admiring it- Annoucer: Plane Number 20400008850495 leaving on Platform B right now! Mac: -stands there admiring it- Bo: COME ON. >_> -grabs Mac- -sits down in seats- Mac: ..well..we're out of time for today. :( Bo: AND out of patience! :D BYYE!
Bo: WE'RE BACK GUYS YAYAYAYAY!! Mac: YA. And we're going to DISNEY WORLD TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D : They're over-using me help. DX Mac: SHUUUUUT UP. -overuses till death- : DX Mac: Bo: >__> Well anyways, we're going to Epcot! Mac: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. Bo: MORE WEIRD FOOD FOR MAC YAY! Mac: ....can we go to Magic Kingdom? Bo: No.
-grabs bus-
Mac: We're HERE!! Bo: YA. WE'RE GOING ON TEST TRACK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Mac: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY. WHATS THAT? Bo: It's a race car ride! Mac: OK!!
-walks to line-
Mac: Aww, there's a long wait. Bo: You'll live. Mac: What if we wait so long we die? Bo: You have more of a chance dieing on the RIDE. >_> Mac: SO HOW FAST DOES THIS THING GO? Bo: 70 mph I think. Mac: ....o_o Bo: Hey, look at it this way. It's not as bad as the coaster! Mac: ....o_o Bo: Hope in, and let's go. Mac: Your crazy....o.o Bo: It's about time you figured that out, now GET IN.
-gets in-
Announcer: Get ready.....GO. -zooms off- Bo: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Mac: WE'RE GOING TO CRASH INTO THE WALL WHAT THE HECK OMG OMG OMG. O_O O_O O_O Bo: O_O Mac: O_________________________________________O Bo: OMG WHAT DO WE DO OMG? O_O Mac: WE'RE STRAPPED IN, WE CANT GET OUT..O____O Bo: IT'S COMING CLOSER...CLOSE YOUR EYES. -shuts- Mac: I CANT LOOK. -closes- -door opens just as they go under- Bo: We're....alive. o_o Mac: YESSSS. O_____________________O Bo: OK I'M DONE FOR THE DAY BYE. Mac: BYE. If we make it off this ride...o___________o