Otaku Kat

Sanji07 · German Short-Hair Pointer

RE: Dark Otaku Kat

Pokemon_Sonic · Bernse Mountain Dog

nice =o

Sanji07 · German Short-Hair Pointer

Pokemon_Sonic wrote:

nice =o

Thanks! biggrin I'll put Professor Banner in it too. Things are about to get SUPER crazy! XDDD

Sanji07 · German Short-Hair Pointer

First chapter is up! biggrin

Sanji07 · German Short-Hair Pointer

Intro

Yami Bakura:...

Marik:....

Yami Yugi:.....

Kat:...Okay, someone needs to introduce everyone. -.-''

Yami Bakura:*points to Marik* He will.

Marik: What!? O_o Who said I was going to do it!?

Bakura: Me. T_T

Yami: Just let me do it. >_> Hey, I'm Yami Yugi (I'm known as Yami) this is Marik, and this is Yami Bakura (He's known as Bakura). Great, so now you know all of us. Sweet. So, uh...what now?

Kat: You forgot me. >.>

Yami: Oh, and this is Kat. (She's not a yami; she's a good goth.)

Kat: Hi, nice to meet you. As Yami just explained, I am a good goth. This means that I see the beauty in darkness. I don't wear skulls, chains, or spikes because they are not appropriate to me. I still wear lots of black, but my shirts are usually from the boy's section. XD

Bakura: Yeah, don't worry-thankfully, she's not a cross-dresser. ^.^'' *BONK* OUCH!

Yami: *hit Bakura with toilet plunger* Hey...why do we even have a toilet plunger? O_o

Bakura: *shrugs* Na'by it's so we can hit people with it. ^^;;

Marik: Yeah, na'by that's it. XD

Yami: Okay, let's get back on subject please. X_X;;

Marik: Fine. >_> Hey, Kat, why were you telling them how you look? XP

Kat: Well, they know how you, Yami, and Bakura look since y'all are from Yu-Gi-Oh. But I'm not from any anime or mangas. So therefore I need to be described to them.

Bakura: Described eh? All right, let me try. Kat is a very dark tomboy who doesn't wear any makeup and has an obsession with good anime vampires. She often likes to say random things at random times. She also likes to touch other people's hair. (Yeah, I know, she's creepy >.>)

Marik: Well looks who's talkin'. -_- *BONK**got hit in the head with a toilet plunger* OUCH WHERE'D THAT COM FROM!? >.<

Bakura: Me. *is holding toilet plunger on handle*

Marik: BAKURA! HOW DARE YOU!! YOU SHALL FACE MY WRATH!! D=<

Yami: *puts hand over Marik's mouth* You will later. -_-''But right now, we should tell the awesome audience where we all live.

Kat: Yeah. Well, sometimes I'm at my house with my parents. It's small, but not too small. There's a nice backyard with pine trees and my Dad's workshop. Inside my house, there are 3 bedrooms, (one for my parents, one for me (where the cats and a few vampire friends sleep), and my older brother's room (who moved out a long time ago; he rocks. ^_^ ) ) There is also a kitchen, 2 bathrooms, and a living room.

Bakura: Yeah, great, now tell them about where we basically live. -_-''

Kat: All right, I'm getting there. >.> All of us usually hangout in an old dark house in the Black Woods. It's black with red windows. Inside are more than a few rooms for my (anime) friends to live and/or hangout. There are many good vampires here, so there are many red windows with access to trees for them. Neat huh?

Marik: Yeah, very. >.> Oof! *gets ramed in the ribs by Yami*

Yami: Yes, it is. ^_^ Please continue.

Kat: Thanks. =) Anyways, I want to let y'all know that we are NOT evil. Bakura and Marik have finally been convinced to become good. Yami, well, luckily, he's already good. =P

Yami: Yep. ^_^ *BONK* OUCH! ENOUGH WITH THE TOILET PLUNGER ALREADY! >.<

Marik and Bashiba: Sowwy. ^.^'' *hiding toilet plunger behind backs*

Yami: Give me that. -_- *throws toilet plunger in toilet*

.....*toilet plunger floats in silence*

Marik: Well, there went a perfectly good plunger. -.-''

Yami: It was for your's and Bakura's own good. >_>

Marik: *shrugs*Yeah whatever. >_>

Bakura and Kat:*are watching*...

Bakura: Let's end this now before things get even stranger. X.X''

Kat: Allright. Well, see ya' dudes and, uh, dudettes. =P

END OF INTRO

Sanji07 · German Short-Hair Pointer

Sorry, this chapter's really crazy. XD

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Chapter 1: How We Became Friends

Kat: Hey, welcome back. I thought you guys are probably wondering how we became friends. Well, to tell you the truth, I don't know. We just can't leave each other alone. >.>''

Marik: Yeah...Let's see who wouldn't leave who alone...well, Bakura wouldn't leave Kat alone 'cuz she likes the darkness so much, Yami couldn't leave Kat alone 'cuz he found out she's acts likes a "loner" on the outside, but deep inside, she's very nice and caring. (hey, this is what Yami told me to say. Don't complain to me. T_T) *BANG* OUCH! >_< WHO GOT THE TOILET PLUNGER OUT OF THE TOILET!?

Kat: *points to toilet* No one did.

Toilet Plunger: *is silently floating*

Everyone:......

Marik: I miss the toilet plunger. =(

Bakura: Why? -_-

Marik: 'Cuz it was so....well...it had the ability to torture....YOU! O_o I didn't think that was possible....

Bakura: SAY WHAT!? >_<

Yami: Wow, hey, I'll just finish Marik's statement. ^_^

Random Peanut: I like peanut butter.

Yami: ....It eats it's own kind. O.o

Kat: Nvm, let me finish this. >_> Anyways, Yami couldn't leave Marik or Bakura alone 'cuz they were both evil at the time; and they kept following me for my dark liking. I couldn't leave Bakura alone 'cuz he's so...awesome. @.@

Bakura: Creepy. T.T

Kat: Marik couldn't leave Bakura alone 'cuz they were working together against Yami at the time. Then after everything died down, Yami and I convinced them to become good, and then we all just...sortof...started hangin' out together. O_o

Marik: Also 'cuz we were all depressed at those times.

Kat: That too.

Bakua: *gets toilet plunger out of toilet* BWAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE RETRIEVED THIS TOILET PLUNGER! FEAR MY AWESOME WRATH!!! >=D

Yami and Kat: *ribs Bakura in elbows*

Yami: *grabs plunger**stuffs it down toilet* There, now you'll have to stick your hand sown that toilet to get it. T_T

Bakura: *has already stuck hand down toilet* I've almost...got it. Just a little more....

Marik: *is watching*

Yami, Kat, and Marik: O.O

Bakura: GOT IT! >=D Uh...oh no....uh...*tries to pull hand out of toilet* My hand's stuck in the toilet! X.X

Yami, Kat, and Marik: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! ALL FOR A TOILET PLUNGER!! X_X

Back Outside in the Dark Woods

Sanji: Hey, green-headed geezer, do you know where we are?

Zoro: No! Now stop asking me that! You've asked me 38 times already! >_< (stop callin' me green-headed geezer too. >.>)

Sanji: You mean 39 times ya' sword-slingin' geezer. >_>

Zoro: THAT'S IT! IF YOU CALL ME GEEZER ONE MORE TIME-

Sanji: WELL IF YOU DON'T ASK ANYONE DIRECTIONS-

Zoro: I CAN'T! THE'RE ALL IN THE TREES!

Sanji: Oh...well then, STOP SHOUTHING AT ME! >_<

Zoro: Fine. Sheesh. -_-'' Hey, there's a black house a few miles ahead. Let's see if we can spend the night there.

Sanji: Fine ya' green-*is kicked by Zoro* HEY, YOU STOLE MY MOVE! >_<

Zoro: I DID NOT ! I JUST KICKED YOU! O_o

Sanji: SURE! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYIN' TO DO-YOU'RE TRYIN' TO SHOW OFF IN FRONT OF ALL THE VAMPIRE GIRLS! >_<

Zoro: Sanji, those are guys with long hair. T_T

Random Vampire Dudes:....Hi. O.o

Sanji: Oh....WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW!? IT'S DARK OUT HERE! >_< THAT'S IT, I'M GETTIN' TO THAT HOUSE FIRST WITH ALL THE VAMPIRE LADIES BEFORE YOU! *runs*

Zoro: Hey, what? O_o WAIT FOR ME! *runs after Sanji*

Back in one of the bathrooms....

Marik: HEY, PULL HARDER YOU WEAKLINGS! >_<

*are all trying to pull Bakura's hand out of toilet*

Bakura: This is so embarrassing @_@....

Yami: We're both pullin' as hard as we can! >_< At least we're tryin'!

Marik: Well try harder then! >_<

Yami: *sigh* Fine. >_>

Kat: I've got to get rid of that toilet plunger. X_X

Sanji: *bursts through house doors* HEEEEELLLLLLOOOO LADIES! <3 <3 <3 Hey, where are the ladies? O_o

*only Bakura, Marik, Yami, and Kat are currently at the Black House*

Kat: PULL! PULL!

Sanji: *hears Kat* Ahhh they must be very shy. *walks up stairs towards bathroom* Don't worry my dark beautys, there's no need to be shy. ^_^

*bathroom door is open*

Sanji: Don't worry, I'll keep the green-haired geezer away from-*sees Kat, Yami, and Marik trying to pull out Bakura's arm from toilet*

Kat, Yami, Marik, and Bashiba: O.O.....

Sanji: ^_^.....O.O

Marik: Who's the "green-haired geezer"? O_o

Sanji: O_O YOU POOR GIRLS! *runs to Kat**pushes Yami away*

Yami: HEY! >_<

Sanji: *gets down on one leg**holds Kat's hand* My dear, what is that evil man doing to you!? *points to Yami*

Yami: WHAT!? O_o

Kat: Huh? -O.O-

Sanji: WHY YOU ENSLAVED THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!? IS IT SO YOU CAN FORCE THEM TO HANDCLEAN THE TOILETS!? >_<

Yami: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? KAT'S THE ONLY GIRL, AND WE'RE TRYING TO PULL OUT BASHIBA'S ARM! >.<

Marik: It's true. Besides that...HELLO!!! I AM A GUY! BAKURA IS A GUY TOO! >_< *points to Bakura*

Bakura: *arm is still stuck in toilet* Uh...hi. O_o

Kat: Uh...well....uh...-O.o-

Marik: Oh good grief. *slaps self in head*>_<

Sanji: Is this true my dear?

Kat: Uh...yes...sir....they are telling...the truth. -^_^-

Yami, Bakura, and Marik: OH GOOD GRIEF! *slaps selves in head; Bashiba slams head down on toilet*

Sanji:...Oh. T.T Hey, long-haired geezer, why do you have your arm in the toilet? T.T

Bashiba: BECAUSE IT GOT STUCK IN HERE! DON'T CALL ME THAT EITHER! MY NAME IS BAKURA! >_<

Zoro: *runs to Sanji* Hey, why did you just run off like that!? I'm not trying to show off in front of any-*sees Marik, Yami, Kat and Bashiba; who's arm is still stuck in the toilet*

Zoro: O_o What's goin' on here?

Bashiba: DON'T ASK. T_T

Zoro: Fine. T_T

Yami: *sighs* Let me explain. >.>

30 Minutes Later....

Sanji and Zoro: You guys are a bunch of idiots. >_>

Everyone:WE KNOW THAT ALREADY!! >.< SO ARE YOU GUYS!!

Zoro: Well you don't have to scream. >_> Then again, if it wasn't for Sanji's yakkin', I never would have found you guys.

Yami: Yeah. ^_^'' So...you guys sound interesting. Wanna' hang out with us?

Zoro:Hmmm...can we stay in this house for drinks and shelter?

Sanji: Can I make food here?

Yami: Yes and yes. ^_^

Sanji: Will Kat be around here a lot.

Yami: Yeah, she comes here a lot after school.

Sanji: THEN COUNT ME IN! <333

Kat: Wow, I never knew I was so loved. -O.O-

Zoro: Don't get your hopes up-he's like that with lots of women. >_>

Kat: Oh. =(

Zoro: You're better off with one of these guys. You seem pretty close to them.

Marik, Sanji, and Yami: *are trying to pull Bakura's arm out of toilet*

Kat: Yeah. -^_^- Thanks.

Zoro: For what? O_o

Kat: I dunno. =P For stayin' here I guess.

Zoro: Oh. No prob.

Kat: You guys can live here if you want.

Zoro: I dunno. Maybe. Well, if we don't then we'll probably hang out here a lot.

Kat: Ok. ^_^

Sanji: PULL HARDER YOU WEAK GEEZERS! >_>

Yami and Marik: WE'RE PULLIN' AS HARD AS WE CAN! >_<

Sanji: THEN PULL HARDER! >_<

Zoro and Kat:....

Zoro: That's it. Do you guys need help? -_-''

Marik and Yami: YYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!! ;_;

Zoro: Fine. Let me try something different. *ties banner around head**unsheathes swords* ONIGIRI!!! *cuts through toilet*

Yami, Marik, and Kat: Wow...he's strong o-o....

Sanji: *folds arms* Not as strong as me. >.>

Bakura: *is shocked* O_O HE ALMOST SLICED OFF MY ARM!!!

Zoro: A small "thank you" would have been nice. -_-''

Everyone else: O_O THE TOILET'S BEEN CUT IN HALF!!! THIS PLACE IS GONNA' GET FLOODED!!!

Zoro: Oops. o.o

Everyone else: T.T;;

10 minutes later....

*toilet was super-glued together*

Zoro and Sanji: *are just standing in water**water is to their knees*

Sanji: Thanks a lot ya' sword-slingin' geezer. >.>

Zoro: WHAT!? YOU THINK THIS WAS ALL MY FAULT!? O_o

Sanji: IT WAS! >_<

Bakura: ZIP IT, BOTH OF YOU! >.<

*Marik, Yami, and Bakura are repairing the pipes*

Kat: *is trying to drain by opening windows, doors, etc.* This may take a while. -_-'' Uh, well, that's how we all got to know each other; including our new friends Zoro and Sanji. ^-^ Well see ya' dudes and dudettes.

END OF CHAPTER 1

Pokemon_Sonic · Bernse Mountain Dog

XD toilet plunger lol!

Sanji07 · German Short-Hair Pointer

Pokemon_Sonic wrote:

XD toilet plunger lol!

Teh awesome plunger. o.o XDDD

Pokemon_Sonic · Bernse Mountain Dog

oh and isin't his name Zolo?

Sanji07 · German Short-Hair Pointer

Pokemon_Sonic wrote:

oh and isin't his name Zolo?

His name is originately Zoro. 4Kids changed his name just because there's already that other dude named Zorro. -_-''