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Sorry, I wasn't able to get on yesterday. D= So here's 2 new chapters! ^_^

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Chapter 2: The Stick of Friendship

 

Yami, Marik, and Bakura: *are all sitting on a branch*

Zoro: *is sleeping on black couch*...zzzzzz....zzz...z_z...

Sanji: *is flirting with a female vampire*

Bakura: Sanji and Zoro's personalities are so different. I can't believe they didn't throw each other overboard on that ship they were sailing on. @_@

Marik: Yeah, that is odd. O.o

Yami: I guess that's how it is with friendships.

Bakura: I guess. XP

Kat:*is walking up to tree* Hey, I'm back.

Marik: What'd you buy?

Kat: This. *holds up hiking stick*

Bakura: You bought a stick? -_-''

Kat: Yeah, but it's not just a stick; it's a hiking stick. It's made from real wood too. ^-^

Marik: Why'd you buy a stick? T.T

Kat: So we could all sign our names on it. Zoro and Sanji can sign their names too. It's like a sign of our friendship.

Yami: Oh. How'd you come up with that?

Kat: I got the idea from one of the youth teachers. The class signed their names on it.

Marik: So what do we do with it; besides sign our names on it? -.-''

Bakura: WE CAN HIT PEOPLE WITH IT! >=D

Kat: That's not what I had in mind. -_-'' Besides, what happened to the toilet plunger?

Marik: One of the ravens stole it. ;_;

Bakura: How can a raven steal a toilet plunger? T.T''

Marik: I dunno-it just snatched it from my hand! ='(

Kat: At least I didn't have to hide it. ^_^'' Anyways, this stick can be used for hiking, practicing sword techniques, paddling a boat, and other stuff.

Yami: Hey, Marik, Bakura, let's go inside and sign it.

Marik and Bakura: K.

 

Back Inside

 

Yami:*is signing stick**passes it to Marik*

Zoro:*wakes up**stretches arms* YAAAWWWNNNN!*scratches back* Hey....why are you guys writing on a stick? T_T

Yami: It's our Friendship Stick. Everyone who's our friend signs it.

Marik: Here. *hands stick and Sharpie to Zoro* Sign your name too if ya' want.

Zoro: Fine. *signs*

Bakura: DON'T SNIFF THE SHARPIE! O_O

Zoro: I wasn't going to. -_-'' Why not anyways?

Kat: 'Cuz you can get "high" off of it. O.O

Zoro:...Okaaayyy O.o....*passes stick to Bakura*

Bakura: *signs* Kat, you've already signed it right?

Kat: Yeah. Now Sanji's the only one who needs to.

Sanji:*kicks door open* Kat, my love, your hair is as black as a raven's feathers at midnight. Your skin is as pale as a full moon. Your understanding of dark-

Zoro: Hey, San, sign this stick will ya'? -_-''

Bakura: Kat wants you to sign it, so don't start kickin' Zoro just 'cuz he interrupted you. -.-''

Sanji: Of course, for you, my lady. ^_^ *signs*

Marik: Do you even know why she wanted you to sign the stick? T.T

Sanji: ^_^...Well, uh...eheh....na'by. T_T

Yami:*explains*

Sanji: Oh, so this is like a sign that you're a friend.

Yami: Yep. ^_^

Rouge:*is watching from branch* Hmmm so they are the ones that live here. Knowing vampires, they'll probably have many rare rubies. >=)

Sanji:*runs to window**window is already open* Oh, why hello my lady. <3

Rouge: Who are you? O_o

Sanji: *straightens tie*My name is Sanji. I am one of the best cooks on the sea.

Rouge: Oh really. Too bad we're not ON the sea; we're ON solid ground. T_T Well...you are. >.> *looks over Sanji's shoulder* Hey, are those guys your friends?

Yami: Yes. I'm Yami Yugi, This is Marik, and this is Yami Bakura.

Kat: My name's Kat. That dude's Zoro.

Zoro: Hi. -.-

Rouge: Hm, interesting. My name's Rouge. I was wondering if perhaps I could spend the night here...

Kat: Of course. ^_^ There's plenty of room for more people, and bats.

Rouge: Aren't you kind. >=) You do know I'm a complete stranger to you and your friends.

Kat: No, not really. I've played Sonic games before. You're interested in gems right?

Rouge: Yes, but not just any gems. I'm interested in rare gems. >=D

Kat: Oh. Well, there are plenty of rare rubies around this area. You can have the gems in the room you choose as yours. ^_^

Rouge: Wow, you are nice. o.o

Kat: Thanks. ^_^

Rouge: Uh, your welcome. But why would you just let me take rare rubies? O.o I know-you're planning on betraying, aren't you!? T_T

Kat: What? O_o Why would I do that?

Rouge: Nobody would just let someone they've never met take any rare gems. I know your plan. Looks like your not as innocent as you look. >=| Well, you look more dark than innocent to me. -.-''

Everyone else:....Okayyy O.o....

Bakura: She does have a point. Kat, you're being way too kind to this....stranger.

Zoro: Oh give it a rest. If Rouge was against us, she would have tried to kill us already. -_-''

Rouge:*has already flown through bathroom* I'LL PAY YOU BACK FOR TRYING TO

LIE TO ME! I'LL STEAL ALL THE RUBIES IN THIS HOUSE! >=D

Shadow:*is watching from branch*...Well, there went a good night's sleep. -_-'' Although she does have a point...

Kat: Shadow....uh....can you please tell Rouge that rubies are very comon around here? O_o

Bakura: Even if they weren't rare, you'd still give them to her. T.T''

Kat: So? At least I'm not stingy. XP

Bakura: Tch. You have a lot to learn. >_>

Rouge:*is looking back* Huh...they're not chasing me. O_o Na'by she was just going to let me take the rubies...

Shadow: You're right. She was.

Rouge: *jumps* Shadow! Don't do that-at first I thought you was one of those weird guys. >_>

Shadow: You're so naive. Think about it. They haven't harmed them two. *points to Zoro and Sanji*

Rouge: True. ^.^''

Shadow: Besides, they are rare around here. Didn't you see all the rubies half-covered in the black dirt?

Rouge: No...it was too dark. -.-

Shadow: But you're a bat. O.o

Rouge: I know. It's like this forest was created specifically for vampires and dark people like Kat.

Shadow: Yes...I feel a dark aura around these woods...

Kat: *approaches Rouge* I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was acting strange. ^_^''

Rouge: No, I'm the one to be sorry; I'm so use of people being suspicious of me since I'm a thief.

Kat: Well, if you want to stay here, will you promise to try not to steal? You know, see if it's easier to dig vampire gems out of the ground.

Rouge: Hmmm...all right, I'll try to stop stealing.

Yami: Here, sign this. *hands Rouge stick and Sharpie* It's our Friendship stick.

Rouge: All right. *signs**passes to Shadow*

Shadow: I don't need friends. >_>

Rouge: Fine, I'll sign it for you. XP *signs*

Shadow: >.<''

An Hour Later Outside

Kat: *is sitting on branch* Hey, there's Sheik. There's Vaati. There's...THE TOILET PLUNGER!? O.O

Rouge: The what!? O_o

Yami: I'll explain later. -.-''

Zoro:...Let's end this now. >->

Bakura: Fine. See ya' HELPLESS VICTIMS OF MY DARK POWER WHO ARE ABOUT TO BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*WHACK* OUCH! WHO FOUND THE TOILET PLUNGER!? >_<

Marik: No one. Yami just whacked you with a broom; like in the first chapter. -_-''

Yami: *has broom* YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE GEWD! >-<

Bakura: Oh yeah. Sorry, I forgot. XP

Kat: Uh, I'll end this now. See ya'. ^-^''

 

END OF CHAPTER 2

 



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Chapter 3: The Dangers of Summertime

 

 

Kat: Hey, welcome to chapter 3. Today, it's just me, Yami, Bakura, and Marik. We're at my aunt's house

with my 2 cousins. (They're still sleeping) Let me give you a description of what their 2-story house looks like. First off, the front yard has a few pine trees, but it's mostly green grass. The backyard has pine trees to the side. (There's a swing hanging from two of 'em) A huge pond is where the backyard is cut off. All the houses are around it in an oval. When you first go to the backyard through the house, you are standing on a high deck with chairs and a table. When you walk down the stairs, there's an in-ground pool on a concrete patio. (I know, they're rich. =P ) Inside, there are 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 1 living room and kitchen, one other room where their computer is at, and a small dining room. They have a digital box (with 900+ channels), a laptop, a dirtbike, an Xbox, PSP, Wii, and Playstation 2, and other stuff. ( Wow, they really are rich. O.o) I come here in the summer to keep them company when their mom's at work. I convinced Bankua, Marik, and Yami to come too.

Yami: Hi.

Marik: Hi. -.-

Bakura:...T.T''

Kat: >.>'' Anyways, here we are...in the living room...discussing the dangers of summer...when it's so bright...so easy to get sunburned with black clothes on...when it's so bright...not much darkness...O.O

Bakura: Oh boy. >.> She's startin' to freak out again.

Marik: Aren't we all? -_-''

Yami: Well, just us and the rest of the vampires in the states. O_o Good thing it's only a little over 2 months.

Marik, Bakura, and Kat: A LITTLE OVER 2 MONTHS!?!? O_O WE'RE GONNA' DIE!!!

Yami: What are you guys talking about? We're not going to die just because it's summertime. >.>

Kat: YES WE ARE!! ;_;

Yami: No, we're not. So what if it's bright outside? We'll just stay inside for as long as we can. Besides, a little sunlight wouldn't kill us. T_T

Kat: ....Great idea. Why didn't we think of that? O_o

Marik: I dunno. We were too busy freaking out I guess. >.>''

Kat: Oh...huh. O_o

Bakura: I think she's running out of things to say. >.>''

Kat: I AM NOT! >.< *kicks Bakura*

Bakura: OUCH! I WAS JUST KIDDING! >.<''

Yami: Okay, let's not get violent. O.o Anyways, I think we're safe from the sun in the Black Woods.

Bakura: Oh yeah...TOO BAD KAT DRAGGED US HERE! >.<

Kat: Hey, y'all were the ones who agreed to come here with me. >.>

Marik: True. -_-''

Kat: At least Music Choice channels are on this TV.

Bakura: Yeah, but you won't let us listen to the Metal channel 'cuz it's rating is for a "mature audience".

We're all mature enough for this music. -.-''

Marik: *grabbed aunt's toilet plunger* BWAHAHAHAHA! I'VE FOUND ANOTHER TOILET PLUNGER! BWAHAHA! >=D

Bakura: Okay, na'by not. -.-''

Kat: Uhhh...let's end this now before Marik whacks us to death with that plunger. O.o

Yami: Okay, see ya'. *WHACK* OUCH! >.<

Marik: HAHAHA! >=D *whacks Bakura*

Bakura: OUCH! THAT'S IT-YOU'RE GOING TO THE SHADOW REALM! D=<

Marik: O.O *runs*

Bakura: GET BACK HERE! >_< *chases*

Yami and Kat:...I had a feeling this would happen -.-''....

 

END OF CHAPTER 3



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Uhhh...doesn't anyone like my fic? cry



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XDD LOL A STICK? XD

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Pokemon_Sonic wrote:

XDD LOL A STICK? XD



Sorta', it's a hiking stick.  You know, the really long and smooth ones? =D



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YEAH BUT WHY WOULD SOMEONE BUY A STICK? XD

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YEAH BUT WHY WOULD SOMEONE BUY A STICK? XD


People buy hiking sticks...well, I've seen ones made out of bamboo...oh well, that'll just add to the comedy. XD



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OMG.......ROUGE AND SHADOW?!.......lol DONT SNIFF THE SHARPIE XDD
i kinda dislike Shadow =P.....well i hate Mephiles the most >_____>

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OMG.......ROUGE AND SHADOW?!.......lol DONT SNIFF THE SHARPIE XDD
i kinda dislike Shadow =P.....well i hate Mephiles the most >_____>



Sorry, I thought him and Rouge were sorta' like partners...in a way =P. Besides, I like Rouge better. =D I got the DON'T SNIFF THE SHARPIE  joke from a friend at school. We were working on a poster of Canadian resources. I was coloring in letters, and leaning very close to the paper. So my friend said DON'T SNIFF THE SHARPIE. XDDD



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New chapter! =D I'll post it soon.

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