Chapter 4: Preschool

Part One of Two (or more) Arches

Kat: Hey, I see you're back. =D I was worried that Bakura might have scared y'all off. I'm glad he didn't. ^^''

Yami: So am I. ^^'' *WHACK* OUCH! MARIK, THAT TOILET PLUNGER JOKE IS GETTING OLD! T_T

Marik: So? Y'all are still annoyed when I whack y'all. >=D *WHACK* OUCH! >_<

Kat: *whacked Marik with Stick of Friendship* STOP IT BEFORE ANY OF THE PARENTS SEE US! >_<

Parents:...o.o''

Zoro: Can you please tell me why you dragged us to a daycare fill with whiny kids? T.T''

Kat: My mom works here. She has to help out with a summer daycare thing. >.>'' I brought y'all along 'cuz I'd get bored alone. Hey, where's Rouge and Shadow?

Sanji: Rouge and that black hedgehog geezer stayed home. Rouge was looking for more rare gems, and Shadow was just....well...doing whatever black hedgehog geezers do. -.-''

Kat: Oh.

Marik and Bakura:*are in girl's bathroom looking for toilet plungers*

Everyone else: O.O GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE SOMEONE SEES YOU GUYS!!

Bakura: NO! I'M GETTING A TOILET PLUNGER BEFORE MARIK! >_<

Marik: IN YOUR DREAMS! XP

Zoro: T.T...I'm goin' to the gym to sleep on the bleachers. *goes to gym*

Sanji:*is already flirting with moms*

Yami: Uhhh...Sanji does know those women are already married...right? O.o

Kat: *shrugs* Na'by. =P

Bakura and Marik:*are kicked out of girl's bathroom by one of the teachers*

Yami: Why am I not surprised? -.-''

Bakura:*runs to boy's bathroom* HAH! THERE'S A TOILET PLUNGER IN HERE! >=D

Marik: O_O IT'S MINE! *runs to bathroom*

Yami and Kat: -.-''

*Janitor kicks out Bakura and Marik*

Bakura:*runs off with plunger* HAH! I GOT THE TOILET PLUNGER! >=D

Marik: NO FAIR! >=(

Bakura: YES, IT IS! YOU ALREADY HAVE A TOILET PLUNGER!

Marik: Oh O_o...

Yami: GIVE ME THAT! >.< *snatches plunger*

Marik: HEY! >_<

Yami:*feels plungers to crows* Uhhh...I didn't know crows could eat rubber. O_o

Marik: Neither did I. ;_;

Bakura:WAHAHA! >=D

Yami: You're next. T_T''

Bakura: O.O''

Marik:*sigh**slumps on recycling box*There goes my only plunger. >.>''

Kat:*is sitting across Coke machine**is drinking orange Fanta*

Sanji:*pops out behind wall*FANTA FANTA, YOU KNOW YOU WANTA'! ^_^

Everyone else: WHERE'D THAT COME FROM!? O_o

Sanji: From the latest Fanta commercial! ^-^

Bakura:*leans on pool table**sighs* This is what happens when you let pirates watch TV. >_>''

Kat: They start singing Fanta songs!? O_o

Bakura: NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! >_<

Marik: Then what did you mean? -_-''

Bakura: I MEAN THAT I'M ABOUT TO SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM! D=<

Marik: O.O sowwy...

Sanji:*is still singing and dancing*

Bakura: Give it a rest already! -_-'' *throws plunger at Sanji's mouth*

Sanji: O.O;;

Marik: Well, there went the last plunger. >.>'' *buys Vault*

Bakura: Marik, you don't need anymore energy. You're hyper enough from that Mountain Dew this morning. O.O;;

Marik: Tch, I'll be fine. It's him you should be worried about. *points to Sanji*

Sanji:*is humming and dancing* Hmm hmm hhmm, hmm hmmm hmm hhmmm! ^^

Yami: Indeed. O_o

Kat: Boy am I happy I dragged you guys here! ^_^ *slurps*

Yami, Marik, and Bakura: YOU BETTER NOT BE! >.<

Kat: Uh...okay...na'by not o.o...

Bakura:*steals Marik's Vault**slurps out all the drink from can* Huh, not bad. Blood's much better though. >_>''

Yami and Kat: QUICK! TIE HIM DOWN TO THE POOL TABLE!! O_O

Sanji:*is still dancing and humming*

Marik: *is buying another Vault* Jerk -_-''...

Yami and Kat: We're doomed. ;.;

5 Minutes Later....

Bakura:*is standing on top of pool table* WAHAHAHA! I WILL CONQUER THIS WHOLE PLANET! WAHAHAHAHAHA! >=D

Marik: *is standing on top of recycling box* I SHALL CONQUER ALL THE TOILET PLUNGERS ON THIS PLANET! WAHAHHAHAHHAHA! >=D

Yami:*is sitting by Kat* Give it a break. -_-''

Kat: They just had to drink that Vault. ;.;

Yami: Indeed. ;.;

Sanji: *is still dancing and humming*

Yami and Kat: STOP WATCHING THOSE FANTA COMMERCIALS!! D=< *tackles Sanji*

Sanji: Hmm Hmm, Hmm Hmmmmm Hmm Hmm-O.O *is tackled*

Yami:*pulls off toilet plunger**feeds to crows*

Marik and Bakura: NO NOT OUR BABIES!! O_O

Yami: o.o Creepy...'never thought I'd live long enough to see them say that...

Sanji: *is dancing and singing* FANTA FANTA, YOU KNOW YOU WANT-

Eveyrone else: NO WE DON'T WANTA' FANTA! >_<

Sanji: Oh, okay o.o...

Everyone else: D=< *tackles into hallway*

Sanji: ACK! X_X

Little Girl:*is sucking on thumb*....o.o....

Everyone else: o.o Uh...stay in school...

Yami: and please, don't drink Vault. ;.;

Little Girl:...*wobbles away*

Everyone else:....Awkward o.o....

Kat: *walks back to small hangout area**buys a Coke*

Kat: No more Fanta for me. o.o

Bakura and Marik: *are exhausted*

Bakura: You got that right. X.X

Zoro: *walks out of gym**yawns**stretches**looks to right* What are you guys doing? O.o

Sanji:*is singing and dancing*

Yami, Kat, Marik, and Bakura:*are laying on floor* DOESN'T HE EVER STOP!? X_X

Zoro:...*whacks Sanji* Kat said to stop. -_-''

Sanji: Ok, I'll stop for my beautiful vampire darling. ^_^

Kat: I'm not a vampire O.o...

Marik: You sure act like one. -.-''

Kat: SWEET! I WAS CALLED A VAMPIRE! =D

Parents:...o.o *inches away*....

Kat: What? O_o

Everyone else (except for Sanji): Uhhhhh O.o....

Kat: ?_? Oh well. *goes back to drinking Coke*

Zoro: Sanji, let's go home. I'm bored. See ya'.*drags Sanji out of school*

Sanji: Bye-bye. ^-^

Everyone else: See ya'.

Yami: Hey, Kat, what other drinks are there?

Kat: Uhhh...*looks on machine* There's Coke, Diet Coke, orange Fanta (let's avoid that for a while o.o), Sprite, Vault (that too o.o), and Pibb Xtra.

Yami: Oh. *slurps*

Bakura: I WILL STEAL ALL THE SODA IN THIS MACHINE! WAHAHAHA! >=D

Yami and Kat: o.o *holds Bakura against opposite side of wall*

Kat: How's his heart rate?

Yami:*puts hand on Bakura's chest* Hmmm...it's normal; for him. -.-''

Kat: What does that mean? O.o

Yami: It's a whole lot faster than a normal human's heart; but he's not what you would consider normal, so that's normal for him.

Kat: No wonder he's always so hyper o.o...

Bakura: LET GO OF ME OR ELSE I'LL SEND Y'ALL TO THE SHADOW REALM!! D=<

Yami and Kat: o.o *lets go*

Bakura: Aah! *falls off wall, face down*

Yami and Kat:*looks down* Well you told us to let go...

Bakura:*looks up* Grrrr >=(...

Yami and Kat: O.O *runs*

Bakura:...*steals all the sodas*

Marik: *drinks all the Vaults* HEYSTEALINGISWRONGSOI'LLPAYFORALLTHEVAULTS! *pays for all the sodas*

Bakura: Hey, those were going to be mine! D=< Whatever, they didn't taste that good anyways. >.>''

Marik: *runs around small area* WHEEEEEE! ^_^

Bakura: Oh good grief. -.-'' *drinks all the Sprites**spits all of it out* YUCK! WHAT IS THIS, LEMON WATER!? >_<

Marik: NOITSLEMONLIMESODA! ^^

Bakura: Okay you're really creeping me out O.o...

Janitor:*cleans up Sprite* The teens these days -_-''...

Marik:*runs down hall* WHEEEEI'MTHEPHAROAHI'MTHEPHARAOH! ^_^

Yami and Kat:*are hiding in Electrical room*

Yami:*whispers* Do you think it's safe now?

Kat: *shrugs* Na'by.

Yami and Kat:*creeps out*

Marik:*is running towards them* WWWWHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE! ^_^

Yami and Kat. o.o We're doomed.

SLAM!!!

Yami, Marik, and Kat:*are all on floor*

Yami and Kat: Ouch. -.-

Marik:WHHHEEEEEEETHATWASFUNLET'SDOITAGAIN! ^_^

Yami and Kat: YOU'RE WORSE THAN SANJI WHEN HE'S SINGING AND DANCING TO THE FANTA COMMERCIALS! >_<

Marik: WHYTHANKYOU! ^_^

Bakura:*drank all the Pibbs, Cokes, and Diet Cokes* O.o

Yami and Kat: DON'T YOU SAY A WORD!

Bakura: I wasn't going to. -.-''

Marik: WHEEEEEEEEILIKESODAILIKESODA! ^_^

Yami, Kat, and Bakura: We can tell. -.-''

Random Espeon: *drinks all the orange Fantas*

Kat: Oooohhh an Espeon. My favorite poke'mon. o.o Hey, would you like to be my poke'mon?

Espeon: Sure. ^_^

Kat: Okay. ^_^ *catches with dusk ball**releases* I'll name you Luna. ^_^

Luna: That's a pretty name. ^_^

Marik:LUNAISANESPEONYESSHEIS! ^_^

Luna: Who's that guy? o.o

Yami: That's Marik. I'll explain. >_>

30 Minutes Later of Explainin'...

Luna: Ohhh I see. I like to hang around this area too. ^-^

Kat: That's good. ^_^ We call this place one of our hangouts. Oh, can you please sign the Friendship Stick? Yami explained it to you.

Luna: Sure. ^_^ *signs*
Bakura: Wow you can write? O_o I've seen talkin' Poke'mon before, but not ones that can write! Well...except for Smeargle >_>...

Luna: Of course I can! I learned how to write by listening to these classes years ago.

Yami: Oh, well that makes sense.

Bakura: Not really. -_-

Yami: You know what I mean. >_>''

Luna: So I'm assuming you've all passed at least elementary school?

Kat: Yep. ^-^

Yami: Yeah. With Egyptian education. ^_^

Bakura: Spoiled Pharoah. >.> Yeah, of course I did. -.-''

Marik:...Yeah @_@...I think the Vaults wearing off...

Yami, Kat, and Bakura: YAYZ!!! =D

Marik:HAHAHAJUSTKIDDING! XD

Yami, Kat, and Bakura:...That was a mean trick ;.;...

Luna:...Is he always like this? O.o

Bakura: Just when he drinks too much Vault. >.>

Marik: IGOTTOGOPEEPEE! D=>

Yami, Kat, and Bakura: O.O GO DO IT YOURSELF!!!

Marik: UHOKAY O.o *runs to bathroom*

Yami: Uhhh....okayyy...that was awkward. O.o

Bakura: Everything's awkward with him. >.>''

Marik: *comes back* ^-^

Bakura: Did you wash your hands? T_T

Marik:...No. ;.; *trudges back to bathroom*

Yami:...Ew. O.o

Bakura: You got that right. >.>''

Kat: *whispers* Don't worry, Mairk usually isn't this hyper.

Luna: That's nice to know. O.o

Marik: *comes back*...I'm so exhausted @_@*collapses*

Everyone else: O_O *runs to Marik*

Bakura:..He's all right. He's just sleepin'. >.>''

Marik: ZZZ...ZZZZZ...FANTA FANTA...YOU KNOW...YOU WANTA'....Z_Z

Everyone Else: O.O IT'S THE RETURN OF THE FANTA COMMERCIALS!!!

Marik:ZZZ....I like Vault...Z_Z...*drools*...

Yami: Eww O.o...

Kat: *wipes Marik's mouth with own shirt* It's just drool. What's the big deal? =P

Yami and Bakura:...Ewwer O.o....
Luna:*teleports Marik on top of pool table*

Yami: Kewl. O.o

Luna: Thanks. ^_^

Marik:*snores*

Bakura: Can we go outside? -_-

Kat: No, Mom told us to stay in.

Bakura: Well that stinks. >.>''

Yami: Hey, Luna, do you have a home?

Luna: No, I just hang around here and the rest of downtown, including the Black Woods.

Yami: That's good 'cuz we live in the Black Woods. Our house is the only one in there. ^_^

Luna: So y'all are the ones that own that house. =O

Yami: Yep. ^-^

Kat:*is wiping off drool from Marik's mouth*

Marik:...*is still drooling*

Bakura:*is watching and "ewing"*

Yami and Luna:....

Luna: They're interesting. ^_^''

Yami: Indeed. -.-''

Marik:*wakes up**stretches* I want a Vault.

Yami and Luna: O.O DON'T GIVE IT TO HIM!

Bakura: How can we give it to him when he drank all the Vaults. -_-''

Yami and Luna:...o.o He has one big bladder.

Bakura: What does that have to do with anything!? >.<

Yami:...He can store that much soda without his guts popping out. o.o

Bakura: HOW CAN THAT HAPPEN!? O.o

Kat: I dunno. o.o

Marik:*yawns* Hey, Kat, what time is it?

Kat: *looks at clock* 11:36 AM. We should be able to go soon.

Marik: That's a relief. I'm bored out of my mind. -_-''

EVERYONE ELSE: WELL YOU WAS THE ONE THAT WAS CAUSIN' US TONS OF TROUBLE!!! >_<

Marik: Chill out will ya'. o.o

Bakura: WHEN YAMI ISN'T PHARAOH ANYMORE! >_<

Yami: Uh...pharaohs aren't used in Egypt anymore. It's been centuries since the times of the pharaohs. O.o

Bakura: Then why are you still here? >.>''

Yami: The millenium puzzle kept me safe and alive. ^-^

Bakura: Well good for you. >.>''

Yami: Your millenium ring kept you safe, and Marik's millenium rod kept him safe. Uhhh Marik...where's your rod? o.o

Marik: The crow stole it yesterday. ;.;

Kat: The crows must not like you. o.o

Marik: IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I DIDN'T-WELL, ALMOST-DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO THEM! >_<

Bakura: I don't wanna' even know what you did to them. -.-''

Marik: WHATEVER! D=<

Kat: We have to get that rod before Hellsing gets it. o.o Wait a min...HE'S USING THAT CROW TO GET YOUR MILLENIUM ROD!!

Everyone else: O_O

Marik: SO THAT'S WHY THAT CROW STOLE MY TOIELT PLUNGER! D=< Wait...was it after my toilet plunger? o.o;;

Yami: No, the crow thought that the toilet plunger was the millenium rod. -.-''

Mairk: Oh. You know what's also bad? O.O

Bakura: What? -_-''

Marik: MY SUN ALLERGIES ARE COMING BACK! O_O

Yami: Your sun what? O.o

Kat: I thougth only vampires had those allergies...and Bakura....well, it must be because you don't have the rod. You know, since you're worthy of Ra 'cuz of the rod? That's one of the reasons right?

Marik: Yeah...but I stopped dueling 'cuz...well...I don't have any more reasons to. -.-''

Bakura: Hmmm....Hellsing can't control the rod...or any of the millenium items...so he must be using it as a weapon. >_<

Marik: Ah-choo! >.< Great, he must be trying to use it against Dracula. *sniff*

Yami: So we have to find that crow before it gets to England! D=<

Luna:Well...Hellsing has the plunger -.-''...I'd say the crow's close to the Atlantic ocean.

Everyone else: O.O WHY DO WE HAVE TO LIVE IN ONE OF THE ORIGINAL 13 AMERICAN COLONIES!? >.<

Luna: What? O.o

Bakura: Nothing. -_-''

Marik: Ah-choo! >.<

*Millineum rings starts shining brightly*

Marik: Hey, are you trying to make my allergies get worse!? >_<

Bakura: No, my ring's showing us which direction the ring is. >.>''

Ring points east

Kat: Well that's pretty obvious -.-''...

Bakura: DO YOU WANT ME TO SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!? T_T

Kat: No. o.o

Bakura: Okay then, zip it! >_<

Kat...o.o....

Yami: Hmmm...it seems to be close.

Bakura: *grins evily*...Very close >=)...

Yami: YOU'RE NOT GONNA' STEAL THE ROD! >_<

Bakura: Awww >=(

Marik: IT'S MY ROD, NOT YOURS! D=<

Bakura: Whatever >.>''...

Marik:...We have to stay here for one more hour. -.-''

Bakura: Great. >.>''

Kat: Hmmm...Luna, do you think you and Bakura can go track down that crow?

Luna: Yes, I suppose so.

Kat: Okay then, I need Bakura to guide you to it, you use psychic to get it back (and any additional moves), and then bring it back here. Okay?

Luna: Okay.

Bakura: Fine. -_-''

Yami: We'll stay her and make sure Marik doesn't go crazy O.o...

Marik: Wait...HELLSING'S GONNA' GET MY ROD!? O_O

Everyone else:....

Bakura: Oh boy. -.-'' Let's go Luna.

Luna: Okay. *exits behind Bakura*

Yami: I hope he doesn't torture her O.O...

Kat: Same here. o.o

Marik: MY ROD!!! D=<

Yami and Kat:...o.o This is gonna' be scary...

To Be Continued

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