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Chapter 6: How Marik and Bakura became Good

 

Kat: Hi, today it'll only be Marik, Bakura, and I. Yami, Rouge, and Shadow are trying to help Zoro and Sanji find the Merry-Go near the Flint River. I'm here...to...well...once I find Luna, I'll help them too. ^_^''

Luna:*is drinking orange Fanta* Yo.

Marik: FANTA FANTA, YOU KNOW YOU-*WHACK*

Bakura: *hit Marik in head with Friendship Stick* DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SINGING LIKE SANJI! >_<

Kat: Hey! *yanks Friendship Stick back* Stop stealing this from me! >_<

Bakura: Sowwy. >.>

Kat: Well, see ya'. Let's go Luna.

Luna: *burps* Okay.

Bakura and Marik:...

Bakura: What do we do? -_-

Marik: How should I know? >.>'' I didn't want to be stuck here with you.

Bakura: WHAT'D YOU SAY!? >_<

Marik: This. *whacks with plunger* HAH! >=D

Bakura: THAT JOKE IS GETTING OLD!! >-<

Marik: So? It's still funny. >_>

Bakura: Not for the person getting hit. #_- *WHACK* OUCH! >_< IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME YOU'RE GETTING A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE SHADOW REALM!! D=<

Marik: O.O Sorry.

Bakura: You better be. >.>''

Marik:...*lays on black couch* How'd we become friends again? -_-''

Bakura:*gets out a can of Vault* We both got lost in the Black Woods. Well, you did. -_-'' I was just followin' Kat and Yami's millennium puzzle.

Marik: I WAS NOT LOST! I WAS DRAWN TO THE DARKNESS ALLRIGHT!?! >_<

Bakura: That doesn't prove that you wasn't lost, or was. XP;;

Marik: SO!?!? >_<

Bakura: Stop shoutin', I getting a headache. >.>''

Marik: T_T *kicks*

Bakura: OUCH! >_< YOU MUST REALLY WANT TO GO TO THE SHADOW REALM!! >.>''

Marik: NO, PLEASE, I'M SORRY! D=>

Bakura: Fine, sheesh. Just stop hitting me allright? >_>

Marik: Fine. >.>

Bakura: *slurps* So, since you had your rod with you, I found you instead.

Marik: Yep.

Bakura: So then I tried to steal your rod.

Marik: Yeah. -_-''

Bakura: But then Yami and Kat found us 'cuz they heard us yellin'.

Mairk: Correct.

Bakura: Then Yami gave us a long speech on the "consequences of evil" and the "rewards for justice". >.>''

Marik: Guzentite.

Bakura: I didn't sneeze. O_o

Marik: Oh, sorry. >.>

Bakura: Whatever. -.-'' So then, Kat showed us that we don't have to be evil to like darkness.

Marik: Indeed.

Bakura: So then we decided to live with them since we already had all our possessions; and because we didn't have a home. Well...once I stopped possessing Bakura. You, well, Yami Marik stopped possessing you.

Marik: Correcto.

Bakura: Okay...So here we are.

*akward silence*

Bakura:...I know what we can do with that plunger instead of hittin' people with it. >=)

Marik: What? O.o

Bakura:*steals plunger* STEAL THE PLUNGER! WAHAHAHAHAHA! >=D *runs*

Marik: O.O HEY, GIVE IT BACK! >.< *chases*

Bakura:*is running through dark hallway* WAHAHAHHAHA-ACK! X_X *starts choking on own saliva* COUGH COUGH GACK COUGH COUGH! >_<

Marik: RAAAAAH!*tackles by behind*

Bakura: Huff, huff...huh? O_o *is tackled*

Marik: GIVE ME BACK MY PLUNGER!! >.<

Bakura: IN YOUR DREAMS! >XP

Marik: GIVE IT BAAAAAAACK! X( *is lying on Bakura*

Bakura: NEVER! GET OFF OF ME! >X(

Marik: NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME BACK MY PLUNGER! D=<

Bakura: NEVER!! D=< *uppercuts Marik*

Marik: Wha-ACK! X_X *is uppercutted* Uhh...eheheh X-X...*passes out*

Bakura: Oh great. Kat's gonna' kill me. -_-'' *drags Marik onto couch*

Marik:...ZZZ...I want...mountain dew....@_@...

Bakura: Wow, I'm surprised he didn't say Vault. O_o

Marik: ZZZ...*drools*

Bakura: Great, he's droolin'. >.> *steals plunger* WAHAHAHA! >=D

Marik: *holds Bakura's hand*

Bakura: Eh...? O_o

Marik: *clings to plunger*...Mountain....dew...@_@

Bakura: What!? Ohhh he thinks the plunger is mountain dew. >.>''

Marik:*sucks on plunger*

Bakura:...Ewww. O.o

Marik: Mmmmm. ^-^

Bakura: Ewwer. X.X

Marik: *sucks Bakura's hand* Mmmmm. ^-^

Bakura: Eww-HEY! O_o *tries to pull hand out of mouth*

Marik: *bites*

Bakura: OUCH! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE RABIES! >_<

Marik: Mmmmm. ^-^

Bakura: WAKE UP ALREADY! >_< *slaps Marik*

Marik: Z_Z *is slapped* OUCH! >_< WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT! I WAS DRINKIN' A MOUNTAIN DEW! >_<

Bakura: YOU WAS SUCKING ON MY HAND!!! D=<<<

Marik: Oh. o.o....*runs*

Bakura: YOU GET BACK HERE! >_< *chases*

Marik: AAAAAAAHHHHHH! O_O *runs*

Bakura: YOU'RE GOIN' TO THE-ACK! *trips on toilet pipe* What's this? *picks up pipe* Oh, this is one of the old toilet pipes-the one that Zoro broke with his sword. -_-''...*throws pipes out window* Here metal-eating crows. -_-''

Metal-Eating Crows: *catches pipes in mid-air**swallows whole*

Bakura: Creepy. o.o

Marik: AAAHHHHHH! O_O

Bakura: O.O *BAM!!*

*falls out window*

Marik and Bakura: AAAHHHHHHHHHH! O_O

*Bakura's jacket catches on branch*

Bakura: *grabs Marik's hand* HANG ON!

Marik: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOIN!? >_<

Bakura: I should drop you right now. T.T

Marik: NO! O_O

Bakura: OKAY THEN, STOP BEING A PAIN IN THE NECK! >_< *uses other hand to climb on branch**pulls Marik up*

Marik: That was close. @_@

Bakura: You should be thanking me for sparing your life. >.>''

*branch starts to break*

Marik and Bakura: O_O We're dead!

*branch snaps*

Marik and Bakura: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! O_O

Bakura: *grabs branch**grabs Marik's hand*

Marik: THIS BRANCH BETTER BE STRONGER THAN THE LAST ONE! >_<

*branch snaps*

Bakura: You just had to say something. -_-''

*falls*

Marik and Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! O_O

Bakura: *grabs Marik's hand* HANG ON!!

Marik: WHY WOULDN'T I!? UNLESS YOU JUST KEEP GRABBIN' SNAPPIN' BRANCHES!! >_<

Bakura: DO YOU WANT TO DIE OR NOT!? >_<

Marik: NO!! ;_;

Bakura: OKAY THEN, STOP TALKIN'! >_< *grabs branch*

Marik: OH GREAT, ANOTHER BRANCH! >_<

Bakura: I SAID TO STOP TALKIN'! >_<

*branch doesn't snap*

Bakura: *climbs on branch**pulls Marik up*

Bakura and Marik: Whew. @_@ *looks down**are many yards above ground* O.O

Marik: I'm glad you finally found a strong branch. @_@

Bakura: So am I. @_@

Marik and Bakura:...*looks up**are many feet above open window* T.T Great...

Bakura:*looks at Marik* THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! >.<

Marik: WHAT!? O_o

Bakura: I KNOW WHAT YOU WAS TRYING TO DO TO ME! D=<

Marik: I WASN'T TRYING TO DO ANYTHING OT YOU! >.<

Bakura: YEAH RIGHT! YOU WAS TRYING TO THROW ME OUT THE WINDOW!! D=<

Marik: WHY WOULD I DO THAT!? WE'RE FRIENDS-even if you do keep threatening to send me to the shadow realm. -.-''

Bakura:...Come on, arguing's not going to get us off this branch. >_> *starts climbing*

Marik: Hey, wait for me! >_< *follows*

10 Minutes Later...

To Be Continued

Sorry, this chapter's too long for me to post at once. -_-''



-- Edited by Sanji07 at 17:01, 2007-06-02

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Continued

 

Marik and Bakura: *are still climbing*

Marik: *has caught up**sighs* This may take a while. -_-''

Bakura: This WILL take a while! >_<

Marik: Hey, I said I was sorry. Besides, if you didn't keep threatening me then na'by we wouldn't BE IN THIS MESS! >_<

Bakura: Na'by, not we wouldn't! >.<

Marik: WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!? >.<

Bakura: A LOT! >_<

Marik: *sigh* It's not going to do any good if we keep arguing. >_>

Bakura: Yeah. Let's just keep climbin'. >_<

Marik:....

Bakura:....

Marik:.....

Bakura:.....

Marik: I CAN'T TAKE THIS SILENCE ANY LONGER!!! O_O *grabs Bakura's pants*

Bakura: *pulls up pants* WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? O_o

Marik: I CAN'T STAND THE SILENCE!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! ;_;

Bakura: LET GO OF MY PANTS!!! >_< *kicks Marik in head*
Marik: OUCH! #_< *lets go**falls on branch below* AAAHHH-OOF! X.X

Bakura: *pulls up pants again* Idiot. >.>''

Marik: *catches up* I think my guts just popped out. X.X''

Bakura: Good for you. >.>''

Marik: THAT'S NOT GOOD! >.<

Bakura: It is for me! XP

Marik: *groans* Let's keep climbin'. >_>

Bakura: Fine.

 

20 Minutes Later...

 

Marik: Are we there yet?

Bakura: DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT!? >_<

Marik: *looks up*...Na'by.

Bakura: *smacks Marik*

Marik: OUCH! X.X A simple no would have been nice >.>''

Bakura: Too bad. -_-''

 

30 Minutes Later....

 

Marik and Bakura: *are still climbing*

 

20 Minutes Later....

 

Marik and Bakura: *are still climbing*

 

10 Minutes Later....

 

Marik and Bakura: *are bickering but still climbing*

 

5 Minutes Later...

 

Marik and Bakura: *are just plain bickering*

 

1 Minute Later...

 

Marik and Bakura: *are trying to beat each other to the window; then push the other person out*

Marik: Huff, huff, I'LL GET THERE FIRST! D=<

Bakura: Huff, HAH, IN YOUR DREAMS! >=D *kicks Marik in head*

Marik: OUCH! TOO MUCH PHYSICAL CONTACT! X.X

Bakura: Too much what!? O.o

Marik: I don't know-somethin' to do with KICKING PEOPLE IN THE HEAD! >_<

Bakura: Big whoop. -_-'' ACK! O.o

Marik: *is climbing on top of Bakura* HAH-NOW I'LL BEAT YOU! >=D

Bakura: YEAH RIGHT! D=< *climbs on top of Marik*

Marik: ACK! X_X

Bakura: HAH! >=D

Marik and Bakura: *same routine is done for a llooooong time*

Marik: *grabs Bakura's pants* HAH! >=D

Bakura: LET GO OF MY PANTS! D=<

Marik: ONLY IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO PUSH ME OUT OF THE WINDOW! D=>

Bakura: WHY SHOULD I!? YOU PUSHED ME OUT-

Marik: BY ACCIDENT!

Bakura: SO WHAT!? YOU'LL JUST BETRAYED ME ANYWAYS! >_>

Marik: Okay then, how about this-we both promise not to throw the other out the window. We are friends, so we should be...working together. O.o

Bakura: WHAT!? O_o

Marik: Well, it's true. We're friends, we're suppose to help each other out. Besides, we'll get to the window faster if we work together too.

Bakura:...Fine. -.-'' BUT IF YOU BETRAYED ME, YOU'RE GOIN' TO THE SHADOW REALM!! D=<

Marik: Friends aren't suppose to threaten each other. -.-;;

Bakura: You're pushing it. T_T

Marik: O.O Never mind. Let's just...hmmm...what's a faster way of climbing this tree?

Bakura: Hmmm...*looks around* Hey, I could use the plunger to plung us up to the window. =D

Marik: Hey, did you steal the plunger from me!? D=<

Bakura: Na'by. -.-''

Random Crow: CAW! *is eating plunger with other crows*

Marik and Bakura: O.O THE PLUNGER IS EATEN BY PLUNGER-EATING CROWS!!!

Marik: Wait, we can grab the crows, hold on to them while they're flying, and then drop through the window. =D

Bakura: That's crazy. T_T *looks at crows* But it might work. >=)

 

5 Minutes Later...

 

Crows:*have ate the whole plunger**are about to fly towards sky*

Marik and Bakura:*are keeping low on lower branch* 3...2...1....*crows launch* GO!!! *grabs crows*

2 Crows: BWAK! O,O

Marik and Bakura: *are hanging on*

Crows:*are struggling*

Bakura and Marik:*each climbs on top of 2 crows**stands*

Crows: ACK! X,X

Bakura: Huh, not bad. Not bad for a "friend". >=)

Marik: Thanks. ^_^

*are both "crow surfing"*

Crows: BWAK! X,X

Marik: I hope we're not abusing crows. D=

Bakura: *shrugs* We're not beating them up or anything. >_>

Marik: True.

Crows: *goes past window*

Marik and Bakura: WHAT!? O_o

Marik: Uh...we're not trying to abuse you; we just need to gt through that window-alive! >_>

Bakura: Why are you talkin o a bunch of crows? T_T

Marik: *Shrugs* I don't know-na'by it'll help. >.>

Bakura: Sure. >.>''

Crows: *goes above house*

Marik and Bakura: O.O

Crows: *dives toward window*

Bakura: Na'by your yap did help after all. >.>

Marik: I told you it would help! >=D

Bakura: You said na'by. >.>''

Marik: SAME THING! XP

Bakura: Rrriiiigggghhhhhtttt. >.>;;

Crows: *are diving near window*

Bakura: Here's our chance. We have to jump through that window. If we don't-we'll probably fall towards the light at the end of the tunnel.

Marik: DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT! O_O

Bakura: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? WE'RE NOT IN A TUNNEL! >_<

Marik: Not yet. O.O

Bakura: DON'T SAY THAT! >_<

Marik: WHAT IF ONE OF US DOESN'T MAKE IT!? O_o

Bakura: FINE! *hold's Marik's hand* IF ONE OF US MAKES IT, WE'LL BOTH MAKE IT! IF ONE OF US DOESN'T, THEN WE EITHER BOTH GO DOWN OR THE OTHER PULLS THAT PERSON UP! GOT IT!?

Marik:...I guess. @.@

Bakura:*slaps head* I WON'T LET YOU DIE, ALL RIGHT!? >_<

Marik: Wow...you care a lot. O.o Fine, let's go.

 

*crows are approaching window*

 

Bakura: OKAY, LET'S DO IT! D=<

Marik: YEAH! D=<

Bakura and Marik: 3......2......1.....NOW!!!

Marik and Bakura:*lunges towards window* AAAHHHHHHH!!! D=<

*Bakura and Marik jumps through window**both go rolling on ground*

Marik and Bakura:....Huff....Huff.....

Marik: Are we dead yet? @_@

Bakura:*feels Marik's face* I guess not. O.o

Marik and Bakura:*stares at each other*.....*releases how close they are* O.O ACK! *both runs to other side of hall*

Marik:...At least we're alive. ^_^''

Bakura:...Yeah. =) At least we both succeeded.

Marik: Succeeded what? Jumping through a window? O_o

Bakura: Yeah. >.>'' Normally, it wouldn't be very hard...but you was with me, and if you went through the "tunnel", Kat would kill me. X.x

Marik:....Heh. You really do care about me. >=)

Bakura: WHAT!? I NEVER SAID THAT! >_<

Marik: Stop trying to be the tough guy. I know you really do care about me and everyone else. >=D

Bakura:...So? So do you! >_>

Marik: Yeah, but I'm not trying to hide it! XP

Bakura: T_T *tackles*

Marik: HEY! @_@ WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT!?

Bakura: Well, I can't threaten you anymore, or hit you, or kick you. But I can still tackle you! >=D

Marik: Oh. O.O *runs*

Bakura: WAHAHAHAHA! >=D

Kat: *was watching since Marik and Bakura jumped through window*

Bakura and Marik:...Hi. O.o

Kat: Looks like you guys finally respect each other. =)

Bakura: Yeah right! >=D *WHACK* OUCH!! THAT HURT MORE THAN USUAL!! X.X

Marik: HAH! >=D *grabbed millennium rod*

Bakura: O.O That's solid gold...

Marik: Yep! >=)

Bakura: O.O''

Kat: Okkkayyy let's calm down a little. ^_^''

Yami: Looks like you guys have been havin' a rough time. O.o

Marik and Bakura: *has black leaves and twigs in hair with a few bruises*....*shrugs* We got through it. >.>''

Zoro: Well, at least you guys are still alive. I never thought it was possible for you two to work together! XP *WHACK* OUCH! X.X

Marik: HAH! XP

Zoro: You're going to pay for that. >=( *ties bandanna around head**unsheathes swords* Huh? Where they go? O.o

Marik and Bakura: *are already running*

Zoro: HEY GET BACK HERE! >_< *chases*

Shadow:*is watching from shadows*

Sanji:*is flirting outside with female vampires*

Rouge: *sigh* Too bad I wasn't here...I could have flew them back up to the window a whole lot faster. ^_^''

Kat: It's okay. They lived. ^_^;;

Zoro: *is still chasing Marik and Bakura*

Bakura:*is about to send Zoro to shadow realm*

Rouge and Kat: O_O DON'T SEND HIM TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!

Yami: *is already trying to keep Bakura away from Zoro*

Luna: *is also trying to help Yami*

Kat: Uh...I'll end this now. See ya'. ^_^

Bakura: YOU'RE GOING TO THE SHADOW REALM! D=<

Zoro: The shadow what!? O_o

Yami: Trust me-you don't want to go there. O.o

Marik:*is pulling Bakura away from Zoro* He's our friend-you can't send him to the shadow realm. >.>''

Bakura: *sigh* Whatever. -.-''

Luna: FANTA! ^-^

Everyone else: O.O'' That's the first time she's ever been random!

 

End of Chapter 6



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Pokemon_Sonic wrote:

LOL MORE PLUNGER



TEH PLUNGER LIVES! XD



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Sanji07 wrote:

Pokemon_Sonic wrote:

LOL MORE PLUNGER



TEH PLUNGER LIVES! XD


XD



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I've done a new chapter. I'll post it sooner or later. =p But I gotta' warn ya'-it's veeeerrrrry long. O_O

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PLZZZZZZZZZ MORE SODA XD

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PLZZZZZZZZZ MORE SODA XD



Don't worry-I'll try ot include some grape, plum, and other random fruit soda. XD



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I've been working on character profiles. It may take a while, but I'll get it done. XD


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XD PEPSI TWIST AND DR. PEPPER FTW XD

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