Chapter 7: Steal the Plunger!

Kat: Hey. Today we will all be playing a game similar to "steal the flag". Yami and I tied a black flag to the...uh...toilet plunger -.-'', and a dark purple flad to the Friendship Stick. Marik and Bakura are picking teams. (they wouldn't stop arrguing over who would pick the teams).

Marik: I pick Zoro.

Bakura: Hey, who said you could go first? T_T

Marik: Me. XP

Bakura: That doesn't count! >_<

Marik: Yes it does.

Bakura: No it doens't.

Marik: Yes it does.

Bakura: Yes it does.

Marik: No it doesn't.

Bakura: Yes it does.

Marik: NO it doesn't! >_>

Bakura: YES it does. >=D

Marik: NO IT DOESN'T!! D=<

Zoro:...You know Bakura tricked you, right? T_T

Marik: Huh? O.o *thinks*

Bakura: Heheh. >=D

Marik: NO FAIR! D=<

Kat: Just let him go first. >.>

Marik: Fine.

Bakura: I choose Kat.

Kat: Yayz. *walks to Bakura*

Marik: I choose Zoro.

Zoro: Great. -_-

Bakura: I choose the fanta can.

Yami: Don't you mean Luna who's drinking out of the fanta can? -_-

Luna: Yo.

Bakura: No, I mean that plum fanta can beside your foot. *points*

Yami: -.-'' *recycles can*

Bakura: YOU THREW AWAY THE CAN!! >.<

Yami: Choose a person. >_>;;

Bakura: Fine. I choose Shadow.

Shadow: I'm not playing. >_>

Bakura: Oh yes you are. T_T *uses Marik's rod to mind-control Shadow*

Marik: Hey! Give it back! D=<

Shadow: Yes Master. @_@ *follows Bakura robot-style*

Bakura: That's more like it. >=D

Marik: *snatches back rod**un-mind-controls Shadow*

Shadow: T_T I'm on Marik's team.

Bakura: O_o

Rouge: I'll take his place. >.>

Kat: Yayz. =D

Bakura: I choose Sanji.

Sanji:*immediately starts flirting with Rouge*

Rouge: O.O Does he have rabies?

Kat: Probably. -.-''

Yami: I'm on Marik's team.

Kat and Rouge: NO DON'T TAKE YAMI! WE NEED SOMEONE LOGICAL OVER HERE!! ;-;

Sanji:*doesn't know Bakura's a boy* Oh, your hair is as white as snow! <333Your eye color is as dark as the purple flag! <333 Your-

Bakura: I'M A GUY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! >_< *tackles*

Sanji:...Oh. o_o WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU'RE NOT A GIRL!? D=<

Bakura: I thought you knew. -_-''

Kat and Rouge: WE'RE AS GOOD AS DEAD! X_X

Luna: What about me? O_o

Everyone:..

Sanji: Hey how about that beautiful lady? <333 *points to Banner*

Professor Banner: Huh? O_o

Zoro: Sanji, that's a guy. -_-

Sanji: I knew that you green-haired geezer! >.>

Zoro: Then if you knew, why'd you call him a lady? T.T

Kat: *walks up to guy* Uh, sorry about that. ^^;; Wanna' play Steal the Plunger with us? It's a lot like Steal the Flag.

Sanji: WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW HE'S NOT A GUY!? HE HAS A LONG PONY-TAIL!! >_<

Zoro: Let's just drop it, okay? -_-

Kat and Banner:...

Banner: Okay. ^_^

Marik: I choose Luna.

Bakura: You're with us.

Pharaoh: Mrrrowww.

Kat: What's your cat's name?

Banner: Pharaoh.

Sanji: So it's a guy? -_-

Pharaoh: MMMRRRROOOOOOWWWWW! *scratches Sanji's face*

Sanji: ACK! IT GAVE ME RABIES! X.X

Rouge: I think you've already had rabies. -___-;;

Yami: Okay, let's start playing. Bakura, you have the side with the Black Lake. Marik, you have the side with most of the vampires.

Banner: Vampires? O.O

Kat: Yeah. Don't worry, we've taught them not to drink human blood-or cat blood. ^^;;

Banner: Oh. That's good. ^-^''

Yami: Okay. Whoever gets the plunger or Friendship Stick first wins. Got it?

Everyone: Got it.

Yami: Okay. You all have 5 minutes to get to your bases. LET'S DUEL!!!

Everyone:...

Rouge: Let's go. -_-''

Bakura's Base: Branch High Over the Black Lake. Twigs and other branches are Hiding it.

Rouge: So, what's the plan?

Bakura: We'll each have a part in this. Rouge, you fly over Marik's side and see if you can find their flag. Sanji, you stand near a tree acting...natural. NO FLIRTING WITH GIRLS-OR GUYS YOU THINK ARE GIRLS! >_<

Sanji: Fine. >_>

Bakura: You will guard with...Which one of you can fight better?

Kat and Banner: Fight? O_o

Bakura: Duh, how else do we keep Marik and the others from capturing our Friendship Stick? -_-;;

Kat and Banner:....

Bakura: Kat, you guard with Sanji. You know karate. Banner, you follow Rouge.

Banner: Uh, okay. ^_^;;

Sanji: How can you see with your eyes closed?

Banner: Uh...I'm not sure. O.o

Kat: Kewl. *pokes eyelids behind glasses*

Banner: *shields face*ACK! STOP THAT! IT HURTS! X.X

Pharaoh: Mrrrrroww! *bites finger*

Kat: Ouch.T.T *licks blood off finger*

Bakura: ZIP IT AND GO TO YOUR POSITIONS BEFORE MARIK AND THE OTHERS HEAR YOU GUYZ!! >_<

Everyone: o.o *goes to positions*

Bakura: That's more like it. >=) *jumps through trees*

Marik's Base: Leaves and Twigs High Enough to Make a Fort

Marik: Okay, here's what you guys are gonna' do. Luna, you run through Bakura's side and try to find their stick. Shadow, you follow Luna. Zoro and Yami, you guys lean against a random tree and guard.

Zoro: Are we allowed to use weapons? >=)

Marik: Yeah, but no stabbing. >_>''

Luna:*is drinking diet orange fanta*

Marik: Give me that! >_< *snatches can* You can't run and drink at the same time! Besides, you're not fat. >.>''

Luna: I know-it just tastes good.

Marik: Blood tastes better.

Everyone else: YOU DRINK BLOOD LIKE BAKURA!? O_O

Marik: No, but I bet it would. >.>;;

Luna: Would not. -.-''

Marik: JUST GO TO YOUR POSITIONS BEFORE BAKURA AND THE OTHERS REACH OUR FLAG!! >_<

Everyone: o.o *goes to positions*

Marik: Heh. >=) *jumps down**runs*

10 Minutes Later...

Banner: *climbed tree**got stick* I GOT THE FLAG! =D

Kat and Sanji: *runs to trunk**looks up*

Sanji: Wow, the old geezer got the flag! ^_^

Kat: Uh...dude. That's our flag. You have to go get the other team's flag. >_>

Banner:....Oh. o_o But I was just following Rogue. *points to random bat*

Sanji: That's not Rouge-that's just an ordinary bat! >_<

Banner. Oh. Eheheh. Sorry. -^_^-

Kat: It's allright. Things were getting boring anyways. >_> Hey, I hear footsteps.

*footsteps in distance*

Sanji: It's the spiky-haired-

Kat: English please. -_-

Sanji: It's Zoro and Yami. Quick, Banner, jump down! O_o

Banner: Jump? *looks down* O.O

Kat: Don't worry-we'll catch you.

Banner: If you say so. O.o *jumps* AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

*BAM!*

Zoro and Yami: Huh? O_o *sees Banner, Sanji, and Kat in a heap*

Zoro: Wow this was easy. We didn't even have to fight. -_-''

Sanji: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!? D=< *tackles Zoro*

Zoro: I spoke too soon. X_X

Zoro and Sanji:*are wrestling on ground*

Kat and Yami:...

Kat: Uhhh...RUN BANNER RUN! O_O

Banner: Huh? O.O *runs*

Kat: *continually kicks Yami*

Yami: Hey! That's ouch! Against ouch! The ouch! Rules! OUCH! X_X

Kat: *is still kicking* Zoro and Sanji are fighting.

Zoro and Sanji: *are shouting back random insults and kicking/slashing at eachother*

Yami: Oh. -.- OUCH! THAT'S IT! >_< *tackles*

Kat and Yami: *keep tackling eachother*

In the Middle of the Black Woods

Banner: *is following Rouge* Huff, huff, I think we're safe.

Rouge: That's a relief. X_X It was hard trying to find the other teams BLACK flag. I finally found it by following Zoro-who isn't too good at following people. XD

Banner: I though they would be the ones guarding.

Rouge: I don't think they could find the flag either-since it had to be BLACK! X(

Banner: Does that mean no one's guarding the flag?

Rouge: I don't know.

Banner: Wait...why didn't you get the flag? O_o

Rouge: Marik was guarding it. Bakura started fighting with him. I decided to get you sinc you're suppose to be with me...and because things were getting ugly. X.X

Banner: Oh...o.o

Rouge: Don't worry, Shadow and Luna took his place. Bakura's somewhere in the trees. *SLAM!*

Banner: Rouge!? O.O

Shadow:*side-kicked Rouge*

Rouge: Ouch. X(

Banner:*looks at Luna* Eek! O_O *dodges Luna*

Pharaoh: Mrrrowww! *cat fight begins*

Banner:*crawls behind black tree* This is scary.Very scary. O.O

Marik's Base

Marik and Bakura:*are wrestling on ground*

Zoro and Yami:*arrives*

Marik: You idiots! You were suppose to be guarding the flag! D=<

Yami: We would have been guarding if someone didn't get lost. >_>

Zoro: Well it's hard to see where you're going! That's why it's called the BLACK WOODS! >_<

Marik: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE ARGUING! GET BAKURA OFF OF ME! X(

Bakura: Heh. It's gonna' take more than a couple fools to take me down. >=) *side-kicks Zoro*

Zoro: ACK! YOU FIGHT LIKE SANJI! X_X

Marik:*tackles Bakura* We'll see about that. >=D

Not Too Far Away...

Rouge: Tch. Coward. I can't believe you don't know how to fight. >_>

Banner: It's not my fault! I've never had to fight. <=(

Rouge: You will have to now. Good thing Pharaoh dodged Luna. She ended up tackling Shadow instead. XD

Pharaoh: Mrrrowww.

Banner:*pets Pharaoh in arms* Well, he is known to scratch and bite. ^^;;

Bakura's Base

Sanji: I'm bored. -_-

Kat: At least we get to rest after having to fight the guards of the other base. XP

Shadow: *is scolding Luna* I can't believe you let that fat cat dodge you. That was pathetic. >_>

Luna: How about you try dodging claws and tackling a furball at the same time? >_>

Sanji: RRRRRAAAAHHHHH!!!*jumps around Shadow kicking him*

Shadow: OUCH! OUCH! LUNA, DO SOMETHING! OUCH! X_X

Luna: Fine. >_> Wait, what's th-*SLAM!*

Kat:*tackled Luna**pins to ground* Sorry. Y_Y

Sanji: HIYAH!*keeps kicking Shadow*

Shadow: I feel like a kicking bag. X_X *trips Sanji*

Sanji: HI-ACK! O_O *trips* Ouch.

Shadow: *jumps on Sanji's back*

Sanji:*runs around* GET THIS HEDGHOG-GEEZER OFF MY BACK!! O_O

Kat and Luna: *are staring at eachother*....

Marik: This is crazy. -_-

Marik's Base

Marik: *fled and kept Zoro and Yami guarding*

Zoro: So that's why he ran.

Yami: Yep. He's trying to help his team members get the flag. Same with Bakura. He's probably planning a-*SLAM*

Zoro: YAMI! O_o

Bakura: Heheh. >=D *body-slammed Yami*

Yami: Ouch. x.x

Bakura:*trips Zoro*

Zoro: ACK! *trips* -_-''

Bakura:*climbs over Yami and Zoro**runs toward base* MWAHAHAHA! >=D

Yami and Zoro: *tackles* YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE FLAG! D=<

Bakura: Sure I'm not. >=D

Bakura's Base

Marik: Man, the flag's nowhere on the ground. >.>'' I know it's around here somewhere.

Shadow and Sanji:*are kicking /punching eachother*

Luna:*is trying to get Sanji away from Shadow*

Kat:*already got away**is hiding on same branch as where base is*

Marik: Hmmm...*looks up tree* It has to be up here. It's so black I can't see the other side of the lake thruogh it's branches. *starts climbing*

Marik's Base

Banner and Rouge: Huh? O_o *sees Bakura trying to climb over Yami and Zoro*

Zoro: *looks up* Hey, Yami.

Yami: Huh? *sees Banner and Rouge running/flying around them* O_O GET THEM!

Banner: EEK! O.O *runs faster*

Rouge: Oh good grief. >_> *flys towards Yami and Zoro*

Yami and Zoro: *dodges*

Rouge: Hey, Bakura. Go help guard our flag. That's probably where Marik is.

Bakura: Gladly. >=) *runs towards base*

Rouge: Hey, these should come in handy. *lands on top of branch**picks off black pinecones*

Zoro: What is she doing up there? -_- *BONK!*

Rouge: Hey boys, if you want to get Banner, you'll have to get through these pinecones first! >=)

Zoro: How'd you know the guy's name?

Rouge: Lucky guess. XP *throws pinecones*

Zoro and Yami: Oh no. o.o *runs toward base*

Rouge: I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU GUYS YET! >=D *flys*

Zoro: OUCH! Those pinecones hurt! >_< OUCH!

Yami: They feel better than Sanji's kicks. -_- OUCH!

Rouge: Hah!

Zoro: Who knew a pinecone could-OUCH!

Rouge: This is fun. >=)

Zoro and Yami: FOR YOU!! D=<

Bakura's Base:

Marik:*is almost on branch* I'm almost there. >=)

Kat: *quietly clings to tree trunk*

Marik: Huh? Is that a giant raccoon? O_o

Kat: NO, IT'S ME!! >=D *lets go*

Marik: O_O AAAHHH!!!

Kat: Oh come on. It's only a few 10 feet high. >_> Besides, you'll land on Shadow...and Luna. o.o

Marik: O.O

Luna: *just got Shadow away from Sanji* Hey, is that Marik...and Kat? O_o

Shadow:....Yes. o_o

*insert random crashing noises here*

Everyone:...Ouch. X.X

Sanji:...What just happened? O.o

Bakura: I'm wondering the same thing. -_-''

Marik's Base:

Banner: I wonder where the flag is...*sees random vampire*

Banner: EEK! VAMPIRE!!! O_O

Vampire: What? O_o I won't suck your blood.

Banner: Eh? Oh yeah, none of the vampires here suck human blood.

Vampire: Right. Uhhh...what am I suppose to do with this...toilet plunger? O.o

Banner: Uh...give it to me. >=)

Zoro and Yami:*are running towards flag with Rogue throwing pinecones at them* DON'T GIVE IT TO HIM!! O_O

Vampire:...Uh...*sets plunger on top of black pile of leaves* There. ^^;;

Banner:*tackles flag* I GOT THE FLAG!!! >=D

Zoro and Yami: O.O

Rouge: Way to go. >=D Now we gotta' get it to our base before they get it back.

Banner:...Oh. o_o

Vampire:...Uh...See ya'. ^_^ *flies off*

Rouge:*throws all pinecones on Yami*

Yami: Hey! >_<

Rouge:*tackles Zoro* GO!

Banner: EEK! O_O *runs*

Bakura's Base