ROFL XDDD

Jake: Hi Princess... did it hurt
Princess: what
Jake: when you fell from the sky :D
Princess:. .. -slaps jake- Hmph.
Jake: O-o -falls-

XDXDXDXD LIEK ZOMG XD DOOD!!!!

I LOL'D

The chapter where... something random and stupid happens!


Alex: Welcome to JACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IWN: Hewwo!
NGAL:
Jake: mommy...
IWN: Yes dear?
Jake: is it just me or Zoey looks more... different
IWN: How come?
Jake: idk.. here she comes
Zoey: Hello, Jake!
Jake: h-hi
Zoey: Are you Okay?
Jake: Y-Yeah. Don't worry!
Zoey: Whatever. Bye now
Jake: Hi! I MEAN bye!
Zoey: -leaves-
Jake: SEE MOMI?! Shes not talking like dis ololol
IWN: She's growing up. You know she's a girl and when girls grow up--
Jake: YES DON'T TELL ME THE STORY. 
IWN: O-o

-poof-

Jack: ALEX, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?! STOP HIDING MI RUM!

Alex:

Jack:

Alex:

Jack: Are you alright?

Alex:

Jack:

Alex:

Jack:

Alex: is this a game?

Jack: I don't know. I'm just a pirate.

Alex: hmm... Oh, now I know why you smell funny.

Jack: ...

Alex C: Hmm... is it just me, or I am missing something...?
Alex: Yes.
Alex C: What?!
Alex: Your sunglasses.
Alex C: OH that's why I was seeing things more clearer. -puts on sunglasses-
Alex:

DF1: ODIE
Odie: WUT
DF1: ODIE
Odie: WUT
DF1: ODIE
Odie: WUT WUT
DF1: YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP

Orca: Hi alex
Alex: Hi orca
Orca: let's like, talk like, dumb people!
Alex: like, omigosh! likelikelike
Orca: YEAH this like rocks!
Bo: I will never understand girls.

Jack: yo ho ho a pirate's life is for meeeeeeeeee
Mac: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jack:  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mac: e
Jack: ...
Mac:
Flames: XDDDDDDDDDD

Alex: ...ok. i fink i must go.
IWN: da bathroom's dere.
Alex: NO! I SAID must go, like, to finish the chapter.
Everyone: oh.
Alex:

Thank you BFFAEAEAE x eternity