Chapter 1: The great flame war Bob:Hello i am bob and i will be telling you what is happening but i don't see why i should since i dont get payed or feed so....I QUIT! Me:*holds up metal bat and the animal bat* Bob:i....i..... was kidding see ha ha? Me:*goes back into the darkness* Bob:So one day i registered on the old NKC and meet all kinds of nice people expect one... well expect 2 but i will just say one... Indiaopal *lightning strikes a hobo* Hobo:FIRST MY BOX HOME AND NOW THIS? WHY??????? *gets hit by lighning 5 times* *falls to the ground* Waiter:hee hee *smells hobos hair* Bob:ummmm that was really unexpected so I will just tell the story
Bob: It was a Nice day I could see all the nice people then indiaopal said she had dogs and it was a lie!!! Everyone:You dont really have dogs do you? Indiaopal:I REALLY DO!!!! *throws picture of a dog she stole from the internet* Some Guy:doo doo a nice day *gets hit by picture*arghh! *passes out* Everyone:that wasnt nice! Indiaopal:dont mess with me i will make you pea your pants! Everyone:We really dont want trouble Indiaopal:WELL YOU GOT TROUBLE! Random Guy:MY BOX SMELLS LIKE CAT POO Everyone:why are you here? Bob:anyways.... Everyone:OH NO NKC FLAME WAR 2132434345456457457476875867!
New Chapters: Chapter 2:The flame War begins! Bob:The NKC got some troops to help with the NKC Mario Board:No way! Zelda Board:NO NOOB! Pokemon Board:NO WE LIEK MUDKIPZ! Star Fox Board:NO WAY DO A BARREL ROLL OUT OF HERE Brain Age Board:NO WAY YOU PI FACE Smash Board:NO YOU JIGGLY PUFF! Wii Board:NO NO NO NO NO Wi Fi Board:NO! Kirby Board:NO YOU SUCK UP SPAM Fire Embelm:Nah Donkey Kong Board:NO YOU DUMB APE Metroid Board:No you have mostly girls there!!!1111 Power On:WE HATE YOU NO! Bob:So we had no other people to help us Indiaopal:Yes yes! soon i will take over the NKC! muhahahahahahahaha Some Guy:*throws rock at indiaopal* Indiapoal:HEY! *turns to huge demon bat* Some guy:*screams like little girl* *scream breaks the sound barrier* Bats in cave:SO THATS HOW WE SOUND! MAN IT IS ANNOYING! Some Guy:*Jumps out window*MITTENS! Random Guy:*flys up to window like a bird*MY MILK LOOKS LIKE CHESEE Some Guy:*stops falling in mid air* WTH? *continues falling* Some Guy:any ways.....MITTENS HELP! *a flying racoon named mittens comes* Mittens:I GOT YOU! *catches guy* Some guy:And to escape! *black hole appears and sucks them up* Bob:I dont know what that hade to do with anything but i shall tell you the rest of it Me:NO YOU WONT! *beats up bob*
Thanks! i will make a new chapter! in..... *commical*WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A CAR? WELL COME ON OVER TO HOBOS ARE US WE HAVE THE SMELLEST PRICES IN TOWN! *commical ends* I will make a new one tomorrow
Chapter 2:The flame War begins! Bob:The NKC got some troops to help with the NKC Mario Board:No way! Zelda Board:NO NOOB! Pokemon Board:NO WE LIEK MUDKIPZ! Star Fox Board:NO WAY DO A BARREL ROLL OUT OF HERE Brain Age Board:NO WAY YOU PI FACE Smash Board:NO YOU JIGGLY PUFF! Wii Board:NO NO NO NO NO Wi Fi Board:NO! Kirby Board:NO YOU SUCK UP SPAM Fire Embelm:Nah Donkey Kong Board:NO YOU DUMB APE Metroid Board:No you have mostly girls there!!!1111 Power On:WE HATE YOU NO! Bob:So we had no other people to help us Indiaopal:Yes yes! soon i will take over the NKC! muhahahahahahahaha Some Guy:*throws rock at indiaopal* Indiapoal:HEY! *turns to huge demon bat* Some guy:*screams like little girl* *scream breaks the sound barrier* Bats in cave:SO THATS HOW WE SOUND! MAN IT IS ANNOYING! Some Guy:*Jumps out window*MITTENS! Random Guy:*flys up to window like a bird*MY MILK LOOKS LIKE CHESEE Some Guy:*stops falling in mid air* WTH? *continues falling* Some Guy:any ways.....MITTENS HELP! *a flying racoon named mittens comes* Mittens:I GOT YOU! *catches guy* Some guy:And to escape! *black hole appears and sucks them up* Bob:I dont know what that hade to do with anything but i shall tell you the rest of it Me:NO YOU WONT! *beats up bob*