Hello, and welcome to 60 Minutes. Tonight, we'll have a uncut talk with the ones of the NKC who were banned the frightful evening of December 17th - IWN, Maya, and Sonic.

We at 60 Minutes have permission from IWN to do this. Sonic won't care, and we can't interview Maya because she has me blocked. Sorry.

So, IWN, do you believe that the bannage has to do with your superior post count?
"Nope."

Oh oh, how wrong she was. Her post count being one of the highest on the NKC, someone hacked a admin's account and banned her. Oh yes, it was a sick thing to do.

IWN, do you believe your bannage had anything to do with the execution of Saddam Husein?
"Yes, yes I do. He's my father's brother's cousin's brother's son's former roomate and he is out to get me. :)
any other questions  :|"

How correct that was. Saddam has been sighted in Iraq many times in supermarkets and other various buildings even after his death, and there have been many strange markings on the wall that say "IWN". No one knows why his spirit is coming back to haunt IWN, but it appears to be so. It may be the cause of her bannage, and since the bannage, his spirit has not been seen and the janitor no longer needs to clean the "IWN" graffiti off the walls.

*cough* Okay. Do you believe that President Arnold Schwartzennegger is out to get you? Rumor has it that he has somthing against canadians because it's hot in California and cool over there.

I understand you are going through a tough time, but there is no reason to resort to violence! GILLY! JUST ANSWER ME! O__________________O;
"IM SRY I ANSWER NOW.
Yes. Even though it is not my fault that it's cold here and we get snow and he doesn't.  :| pfftt he's just jealous.  :)"

The continuation of this 60 Minutes interview later tonight.