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holy crap, this is the best story EVER
(it's okay, no one likes my story either ;-; lets be emo buddiz)

chapter two

BLEED BLEED BLEED went his nose. His dad was cornered, with the sharp tip of his fleshly red nose pointed between his eyes.........


pindogio woke up. it was a dream.
"So.. I didn't kill Maya?" thought Pindogio.
"DANG IT!" he yelled. He said something else, but Pindogio would be murdered by certain authorities on this website if he said it here.
His dad wasnt dead either.

Pindogio ate breakfast and went to school in frustration. After narrowly escaping creepy girly teenage girly girls in the hallway, he made it to class.

"SIT DOWN B******F************D********C*******!!!!!" shrieked his witch-like wrinkly teacher. Pindogio rolled his eyes like all moody teenage puppies and sat down for math.

"PSST xD" whispered the creepy kid next to him. It was Maya.
"HEY LOSER xD im gonna KILL YOU" she whispered in his flappy brown ear.
"stfu >_>" whispered Pindogio back.

"YOU! GET OVER HERE!" shrieked the evil witch of a teacher. Maya got up.
"NO. YOU!" she said, pointing at Pindogio.
"what??? WHAT DID I DO !!!" cried Pindogio.
"YOU TALKED IN CLASS!!! PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!"
"i did not!!!" Pindogio lied.

Suddenly... bleed bleed bleed.... his nose. It grew! It went all the way to the chalkboard and pushed him to the back of the classroom. He tried to move, at the cost of causing the chalkboard to shriek in the ugly 90-year-old-zit-faced witch's ear.

All the children shrieked, cussed and hit their drugs in their desks as they watched in terror and amazement as Pindogio's nose stretched and dripped snot on their shoulders.

She shrieked and smacked the stretched bleeding nose with her ruler, as if it were that robotic snake thing from War of the Worlds that Tom Cruise slashed apart with an axe in that one scene. Pindogio shrieked in pain - what could he do???? "OKAY, I TALKED!!!" he said. His nose suddenly returned to normal size and the bleeding stopped.

"But Maya talked first!" said Pindogio.
"PSHT xD *snot drip* *wipes nose* LOL SNICKER, DID NOT xD hes a liar xD thats why his nose is so *drip* BIG xD -wipe- snicker"

Nevertheless, Pindogio reported to the principals office. The principal gave him a brutal smackdown with a knife, as the principal was annoyed and was thinking of giving him a brutal smackdown with a weapon although in real life he was not. Pindogio said the story.

"well, well, well, well, well, well, whatever, lol, well, SUMMER SCHOOL FOH YOU!" said the teacher.
"WHAT!!! ALL I DID WAS WHISPER 1 WORD!!!" pleaded pindogio.
"4! "shut the ******************************* up!!!" you said!"

Pindogio went home in tears as Maya and her snot-nosed snickering crack-sniffing friends followed him home giggling.

When he got home he stormed to his room and turned on his MP3 player. But he was acting... different.

"WTF HAPPY SONG!! >_< i needs smore moosic... yeaaaa, haaaaaa ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa >=)" he said to himself, as if someone was listening.

He had gone... emo.
He downloaded music. He downloaded many musics. MANY... Linkin Fork, Fall Out Depressed, Rob Zombie's "S.A.D." album, backstreet boys and Seether. He listened to them, constantly saying

"OH THATS SO RIGHT, BROTHER... OH... OH YOUR SO RIGHT... OH JOHNATHAN, SOMEONE DID SOMETHING TO HURT YOU, DIDN'T THEY :(" he cried. He listened to these emo bands constantly. On MSN, because he thinks people care that a song made him cry, he set his PM to "oh... this song.... so.. touching. srsly."

He realized he was emo... but he didn't care. After mentioning it on a few "care-full" forums and being flamed by a few care-bears who whined about people making fun of emos, he gave up on those forums and just spent all day on MSN to complain. Even at night, he talked to himself.....

He found himself wearing different clothes. He went to school every day dressed in black & white, like a Mime after some booze!!

His dad tried to teach him karate, but this idea backfired when Pindogio said "IM NOT WEARING WOMENS UNDERWEAR!", lying so that his nose would grow, and smacked a bunch of flies with the tip of his nose.

WHAT WILL HIS DAD DO ABOUT HIS NOSE??? WHAT WILL PINDOGIO DO ABOUT THE ANNOYING LITTLE PIG MAYA AT HIS SCHOOL??? WILL HE REALIZE HIS EMONESS AND MAKE A CHANGE??? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!

Amazing. It's not all over the place like most stories. A+, nice job, Psy.

...................It seems you say too many ********'s...Other wise......Nice.......I guess.......?

xDDDDDDDDDD NAH IT ROCKS