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Earl


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psy and i recently agreed to make a semi serious semi pindogio styled fan fiction based on the nnkc.

we will..collaborate, like..

me - prologue
him - chapter 1

so on and so forth. this is supposed to be funny. if you are offended, im sorry. but it's a joke. we've (more like psy, poor guy) gone round and round with this kind of stuff before: it's just a joke/opinion. GIT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!1

prologue:


beep
beep
AGENT PSY, REPORT FOR DUUUUUUUTYYYYYY
"dude it's too early" psy said lookin at his clock
"dude it's 3:00pm, try an hour later" he said again, shootin his watergun at the butler guy who assigns us on duty
BUT THATS NOT ALL
agent sonic204 busts through the door and jumps on the bed
"STOP" psy screamed
"STOP" he continued
"y?" sonic said
"STOP" he continued
"ok" sonic said, stopping
"we got a big day psy, maya was caught gambling" sonic said
"for what?" psy asked
"for a dog" sonic replied
"ohhhhh thats a 234" psy said
"i know, lets go book 'em" sonic said
later..............................
"yo guise wan awatch me lern to spel" maya said.
"no we don't have time, we have to be back by dinner time" sonic said
"ya you can teach the other inmates." psy said, puttin handcuffs on maya
"I NEED THOSE HANDS TO TYPE COMMENTS TO PEOPLES DOGS" maya screamed
"u can write comments with crayons in jail!!!!!!!!" psy screamed, throwin her into the police truck
"lets go randy" sonic said
"k earl" psy said
they vroooooooooooom vrooooomed down the road

-- Edited by Earl at 12:37, 2008-05-30

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omg insert appluse her

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LOL POOPSICLE

POOPSICLE I SAY
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omg that was amazing

kay gonna get u on Ellen -emails ellen-
kk
so
lyke
r we guna b der?
lyke
well
lyke
the peepl on dis plase
uther ppl

n e way vary cools

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Earl


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fnx u guise

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my turn

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PsychoFoolTimesTwo wrote:

my turn


go for it

 



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lmao @ maya's lines.
gud story moar plz

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IWN wrote:

lmao @ maya's lines.
gud story moar plz



 ya dey funny

real footage too

psys makin chap 1 now

....i think



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Earl wrote:

 

IWN wrote:

lmao @ maya's lines.
gud story moar plz



ya dey funny

real footage too

psys makin chap 1 now

....i think

 


lolo ya
(dis is based off of da TV show 24, if u havent seen it u might not get summa the junk... and you're an idiot, too! lol jk:P but srsly watch it)


kk

teh flling takes plays between 13 PM and 14 PM.

--- CTU, NKC ---

IWN: psy! KUM KWIK!
psy: k
IWN: theres been a death threat launched against President Sara!
psy: president sara?
IWN: yeah, she made NKC remember??
psy: oh, right XD
IWN: yeah!
psy: who sent the threat
IWN: idk we still tracing the emails and calls!

*AROO-AH AROO-AH*
LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN 0mG

psy: WUT THE BEEPS GOIN ON
iwn: 0MG I COULD HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS COMING, THE CELL PHONE HACKED CTU!!! DOH!!!
psy: wut does this mean
IWN: idk.........................

psy: sonic, what does this mean
Sonic: idk randy, probably means someone from CTU is a terrorist and is helping this dude out
Psy: yeah...... i wonder who...
sonic: idk...
Psy: -stares at iwn-........ >:(

13:10:32
boop.... beep... boop.... beep... boop

sonic: what r u saying, jack? i mean, psy? randy?
psy/randy/jack bauer: i didnt say anything...
sonic: yeah but u looked at iwn
psy: dont worry bout it >.>........ <.<.......
sonic: .......... OH I GET IT EHAH, DARIUS
psy: WTF NO IDIOT, SHES A TERRORIST
sonic: oh ... uh-huh.
psy: >_<_>

psy: iwn. come here to my office.
sonic: :O
psy: >_>
iwn: -comes-
psy: -punch- WHAT DO YOU KNOW!?!?!?!
sonic: woa XD
iwn: huh!?!? OW!
psy: -WACK- UR A TERRORIST! -holds gun to hed- TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iwn: how do U know
psy: u were actin all funky-like! NOW TELL ME ALL YOU KNOW!!! -shoots-
iwn: AH-- wtf, pellet gun XD
psy: SHOOTSHOOTSHOOT TELL ME ALL!
iwn: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
psy: WHO IS SENDING THE THREATS?!?!?!!?!?!?!!? -SHOOT-
iwn: OK... ILL TELL YOU!

13:25:30
boop...beep...boop...beep...boop

iwn: k her name is Maya Vilethang. shes from ahhhh, idk, that hillbilly place up north.
psy: montana?
iwn: naw, canada. neway she h8s the president so shes like RAWR and sent a threat
psy: whats she gonna do
iwn: not shur
psy: -shoot- TELL ME!!!!
iwn: BLEEP PSY I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!
psy: k...... sonic, we gotta fly to canada.

_flies to canda_

lol, canda XD

sonic: so wer to
psy: huld on.... -answers cell phone- yea? this is bauer 1 of 2.
labby: hey :B
psy: DAN IT LABBY, DONT CALL ME! -hangs up-
-dlingggggg-
"WHAT?"
Lauren: DONT SCREAM AT ME!!!!!!
psy: sry
Lauren: i no who the terrorist is man!
psy: k
lauren: its ngal!
psy: what o_0
lauren: she wants to comit suicide. there is no terrorist! shes just settin it up so it looks like there are!
psy: how do u know this
lauren: vice-president nickie said so!
psy: and how does she know
lauren: idk XDDDDDDDDDD LMFAO
psy: k thx lauren -heing up-

sonic: wuz goin on
psy: supposedly ngal wants 2 comit suicide n theres no terrorists...........
sonic: supposedly> confused....
psy: yea.............. -puts on sunglasses- supposedly. PILOT, TAKE US BACK!
sonic: wut u sayin
psy: i said PILOT TAKE US BACK
sonic: no wutd u sayin?
psy: oh. im saying that Nickie is a terrorist about 2 go kill NGal and shes gonna say NGal commited suicide, although there are actually terrorists evrywhere XD
sonic: man! i gotta call ngal!

-dlinggg-

ngal: WHAT
sonic: hey its me sonic
ngal: I THOUGHT I BLOCKED YOU
sonic: yea but im kinda savin ur life soo..
ngal: BULL, UR SETTING ME UP, UR A TERRORIST, NO? PUT PSY ON THE PHONE
psy: ummmm hes not a terrorist
ngal: BULL, HES MAKING YOU SAY THAT. COME SEE ME IN PERSON IN MY OFFICE
psy: um im afraid i cant--
ngal: CUZ HE WONT LET YOU, HUH????
psy: no, cuz um nickies right outside ur door--
ngal: WHO SAYS WHAT BOUT NICKIE
psy: -_- ill try n come
ngal: DONT DIE TRYING, PAL.
psy: <_<

13:40:20
boop beep boop beep boop

sonic: k now wher we goin
psy: bak 2 CTU to load up on gunz so we can shoot nickie if we hafta. but remembr.... dun shoot 2 keel.
sonic: OH COME ON, DUDE!
psy: i know dude, sorry!
sonic: -_- k

-walx into CTU-

psy: k im takin dis little pistol thingy and ur taking that lil pistol thingy
sonic: wheres da vests
psy: we not warin ne
sonic: but...we'll die!
psy: yea maybe, but if nickie sees us with vests we'll b suspicious
sonic: o rite
psy: k, rdy?
sonic: 2 DA BLACK HOUSE
psy: PILOT, TAKE US DUDE

pilot: hehe yeah........

13:45:30
sonic: lol cool we in a choppa
psy;: GIT TO DA CHOPPAAAAAAAAAAXD
pilot: -pix up fone- yea......they on the chopper rite now........should i? yea.........k..........ya.......cya when u die.
psy: HAY LOOK @ THAT TREE
sonic: where do trees come from?
psy: idk dude
pilot: VROOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! -turns plane uhround-

sonic: wtf is goin on!!!1
psy: yea man!!!
pilot: TIEM 2 DIE AHAH IM KRASHIN DIS PLANE
sonic: DA*N IT!!! (jak bauer has cool quotes) UR ONE OF EM!!!!
pilot: bwahahahahha
sonic: DONT CRASH, MAN -grabz joystik-
pilot: LET GO!!!! -pullz out gun-
psy: N()!!
pilot: -shoots-
sonic: AHHHHH! wtf? pellet gun XD
psy: hahahah XD PILOT, LET GO OF THE CONTROLS OR I SHOOT UR FACE
pilot: I WAS GONNA DIE IN THE CRASH ANYWAY. >:=D
psy: thats a cool smiley XD DA*N IT!!!
pilot: -KRASH- AHAH

-firefirefirefire-

pilot: ... -_-
psy: gud thing NKC-PD put a trampoline down heer 2 catch the choppa huh XD
sonic: so wut do we do to dis guy can we shoot him
psy: naw we gotta take him back to CTU
sonic: y?
psy: so we can torture him until he tells us wut nickie is up to
sonic: k lets go
psy: no. U go git nickie
sonic: >:=D kewl!
psy: dont shoot her
sonic: -_-

sonik: -enterz blak house- hey whers the prezident
dude: that way :P
sonik: and wheres the vice president
dude: right there :P
sonik: and wheres joe
dude: joe?
sonik: joe mama? XDDDDDD
dude: -punch-
sonik: ouch. hey nickie i need in there.
nickie: no.
sonik: why
nickie: because um.... ur not on the list XD!
sonik: wtf theres no party
nickie: yeah there is -shows-

lauren: YA NGAL, QUIK, PUT THE STICKER ON THE PONY'S TAIL XDDDDDDD LITTLE LOWER, LITTLE LOWER
pony: NO MAN, DONT DO IT XDDDDDDDDDDD AHHHH CHOO GOT ME XD
sara: GOCHAAAAAAAA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

nickie: so go away
sonik: im on the list, look closer
nickie: -looks closer- no i dont see you
sonik: no srsly, CLOSER i mean. like this-- *WACK* *PUNCH* *WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM* UR UNDER ARREST
nickie: WTF FOR WHAT!!!!!!!!
sonik: ur a terrorist! -cuffz-
nickie: U CANT DO THIS!!!! SAAARAAAAA!!!!!!!!
sara: wtf r u doing! GUARDS!!! ARREST THIS DUDE
sonik: NO U DONT UNDERSTAND, NICKIE IS A TERRORIST AND WANTS U DEAD!!!!
sara: BULL, LIAR! GUARDS, ARREST HIM!

13:59:59
boop...beep...boop
-kredits-

ur turn sonik, make me break u out uf jail XDDDDDDDD

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hilarious XD

k, chapter 2

me: HALP sum1 break me out
nickie: nop ur arsted
me: dang
BANG BANG
nickie: WTH WAS DAT
animal lover: dont cuss, dearie
nickie: BUTT OUT *BLAM*
me: psy said no shoottin
nickie: shaddup im the vice president
me: oooooooooooooooooo but ur also a terrorist
nickie: NO IM NOT
*BANG*
psy: dats wat they all say.
nickie: WAT
psy: ur under arrest..for..um..bein a terrorist and um..ur gonna be locked up
Lock: not funny
*BLAM*
nickie: U'll never take me alive
me: maybe so, but we'll get you somehow
nickie: dang.
n so they took nickie back to CTU
me: shes a terrorist, interrogate her.
dude: agent sonic, theres a bomb in our headquarters.
me: uh oh
psy: GET TO THE CHOPPA
me: THERE IS NO CHOPPA
psy: oh..
nickie: ok i confess
i had it all planned
heres the gun i was gonna attack the president with
*hands*
me: wtf not a pellet gun XD
animal lover: STOP CUSSIN
*BLAM*
dude: the bombs gonna go off in 5 minutes..

beep...boop...beep..
14:59:59
beep..boop...beep...
15:00:00

me: so wat do we do
psy: escape
me: oh, can we take the nameless worker with us too?
psy: yea
me: what about nickie
psy: leave her
me: k

*we jump out the window with Dude*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

beep...boop...bop..beep..
15:00:04


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