The First Swear

Pelord · eh

The First Swear

NOA_Andy · Shibu Inu

epik

Pelord · eh

thank u

NOA_Andy · Shibu Inu

welcome

Nintendogsgal54 · Flyer-Fan Admin

dis wins. lmao

Pelord · eh

chapter 2

jimmy was let off the next day with a warning
that day, some guys wearing leather caps rode into nkc on motorcycles...
they were...
THE NSIDERS.
they came to taunt and upset the little dudes on nkc

nkc was in tears and the moderators...idk where they were they were probably sitting there watching while eating popcorn watching the little kids back up their nintendogs blogs in fear that itll get deleted cuz of spam

but they liked jimmy
they saw his post and offered him a spot in their club...a place called NSIDER
jimmy never thought the cool kids would look up to him, he wasso happy so he joined them and terrorized nkc with them

jimmy's language got worse and he started sensor bypassing in posts
like, whenever he made a mistake, he'd say "AAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS >:(". jimmy's bffs betrayed him cuz they thoughjt he was so scary and they went and made a bunch new frends

"AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!" yelled jimmy

he was so mad at this that he started spamming his old bffs's threads, including........their BLOGS.

jimmy and his nsider buddies went up to psychox2 and offered him a spot in the club cuz they thought he was so badass for scaring a 9 year old
psychox2 said "im already on nsider"
what a badass
so he linked them to his account and the nsider club was shocked to see that psychox2 had been on nsider longer than THEY have and he had MORE POSTS THAN THEY DID.
so badass he was

so he took the leadership of the club
but he noticed that Jimmy was still posting in..PUPPARAZI!
WHO POSTS THERE FROM NSIDER HUH?
HUH?
tell me.
this infuriated psy, the big ol bully
so he kicked jimmy from the club. oh man this psy guy is badass

this depressed jimmy more
at dinner, his mom asked if he wanted a baked potato and jimmy said "hell no". this SHOCKED his mother and he was sent to his room

jimmy was so depressed
he started watching a ton of tv cuz he had nothing to live for on the internet
he started watching weird tv shows like "ghost hunters"
wtf kind of show is that?
the next day after school he got back on nkc and talked about ghost hunters
psychox2 saw it and was like hey i like that show too so he let jimmy back into the club again

jimmy was so happy
BUT THEN HE POSTED IN PUPPY TALES! WTF IS HIS PROBLEM???? he was kicked again
"AAAAAAAAASSSSSSS" he yelled
he got another warning from pelord about that
psychox2 giggled
hes so badass

so jimmy watched more tv
he got into this show "24" and obsessed over it and was like I WANNA BE LIKE JACK BAUER
so he got his dad's gun and played with it, he showed it to his friends and they were like WOW UR BADASS and jimmy was like YEA MAN
but that was the only gun his parents had
while jimmy was out showing his bffs in the backyard, some ppl busted in and took his family hostage

so jimmy busted in and was like FREEZE IM A FEDERAL AGENT SUCKA and shot them all dead
jimmy's parents were so happy
but then they kicked his ass for taking their gun, if he didnt do that it wouldnt have happened!
jimmy was mad, like "I SAVED UR LIFE" and he was getting disciplined, like wtF?

chapter 3 l8r

NOA_Andy · Shibu Inu

omg uhmazin

Nintendogsgal54 · Flyer-Fan Admin

poor jimmy :(

IWN · Siberian Husky

lmao i remember jimmy him and i were like bff
XDD

nyce job man
good story i like it

Pelord · eh

chapter 3

jimy was so sad he wanted to be happy again so he started watching happy things on tv
he watched hamtaro and that made him smile and giggle at the anime-drawn cute hamsters that talk, so he went back to nkc and said screw the nsider club that psy guy is too badass for me yo

psy wasnt really that cool..........
he was just this guy...sitting on his chair
typing on a keyboard
all day long
drinkin a soda
eating enchiladas
he was really pathetic
he wasnt that bad of a guy......
but no one on NKC understood him.........ever.
-sniff-

im DONE writing ths story
im too sad to continue
im so hurt inside
you guys hurt me
YOU GUYS HURT ME
ITS YOUR FAULT
F********** THIS THING
ILL UPDATE LATER
UNTIL THEN, GO....-sniff- no...................live....
go live......
GO LIVE YOUR LIVES........
make me proud
-kri-

peace out -sniff-

nah id continue but i have to go to the eye doctor so she can shine lights in my eye then pour some chemicals in them then shine more lights then say BETTER OR WORSE until i say "UM...BETTER" so i can get outta there
i hate that place but for some reason it beats the dentist
the only interesting thing is when ur sitting there with ur mouth open and he reaches for a tool and u think "O WHATS HE REACHING FOR OH WHATS THAT THING GONNA DO OH OH OH OH GEEZE THAT STINGS OH YOU MOTHER...OH OH WHATS THAT THING GONNA DO TO IT NO MAN NO DONT ADD MORE STINGING OH NO NO NO NO ahhhh that feels better OH SHOOT HERE COMES THE BLUE LIGHT OF DEATH OH WAIT THE BLUE LIGHT OF DEATH DOESNT DO ANYTHING, OH SHOOT HERE COMES THE SCRAP-EY THING TO SCRAPE CEMENT OFF OF MY TEETH OH THAT ONE SUCKS UH OH NOW HERE COMES THE CEMENT IT TASTES LIKE GLUE BUT STINGS LIKE GASOLINE IN THE WOUNDS"

but at the eye doctor your like ...

..
i dont even remember, ok the dentist wins, its more amusing
but keep im mind that amusement comes from boredome, if i wasnt bored while they were working on my teeth i wouldnt be thinking things like that instead id just be a zombie
well i already am a zombie there i dont say much and i just sit there only moving when they tell me to so yeah
how come i keep hearing about that movie tron?
whats with all the trons
everything ends with tron
PSYCHO-TRON
MEGATRON
GILLYTRON
HIGHSCHOOLTRON
PREPPYTRON

too
many
trons

but whatever
i dunno what tron is but people keep talking about it so i might need to see it idk

why am i talking to myself?
i could do a radio show by myself if i wanted to but i wont cuz then people will be like EUUW WHAT A FREAK HE T ALKS TO HIMSELF

i g2g shower and stuff cuz my eye doctor's going to inspect my cleanliness
cya