*New* NKC Comedy Thread *Chapter 38 Up*

xSamx · Hermaphrodite

*New* NKC Comedy Thread *Chapter 38 Up*

xSamx · Hermaphrodite

RE: *New* NKC Comedy Thread

xSamx · Hermaphrodite

~Chapters (con.)~

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Chapter 5: Movies

Bo: Okay guys. Now we're going to reenact random movies!
Mac:
Zoey: I'm all for that. loloo :B
Jake: M'kay.
Peanut: Whatever.....
Cooter: yayayayayayay :B lolololololo

Bo: So let's begin!
Mac: DA CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE! DADADADADADA HAKUNA MATATA WEEEEEEEE
Jake: WE ALL LIVE IN A POKEMON WOOOOOOORLD!!11 I WANNA BE DA GREATEST MASTAH OF DEM ALLLLLLL
Peanut: I WILL TAKE DA RING TO DAT MORDOR PLACE AND DESTROY IT!!111 NO FRODO!!11 ITZ TEW DANGEROUS!!1 U'LL LIEK GO BOOM UND STUFF!11
Zoey: I'M READY PROMOTION I'M READY PROMOTION
Cooter: YOU DUMB DUMB ME WANT GUM GUM

Bo: Why are you all yelling? o_O
Jake: So......uh.......people can hear us?
Cooter: I LIKE YELLING
Zoey: I LIKE DR. PHIL!!11
Peanut: o_O
Zoey: What?

Mac: I'M KING OF DA WORLD!!111 -crash- DX
Bo: o-o
Jake: EXPECTO PRATRONEM...THING.....YA......DIIIIIIIIE LORD MOLDYSHORTS!!11 DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE COME ALONG HERMIONE!!1 DIE DRACO!!111
Peanut: DIS IS DA GRISWALD FAMILY CHRISMAS TREE! ^_^ BUT DAD ITZ LIKE TO BIG. O-O -gets chainsaw and cuts tree- NU UH!!11
Zoey: I HEAR UH FUNNY SQUEAKY SOUND!111 OMGZ!!11 SQUIRREL!!11 AHHHH

Bo: er.....uh.....I WANNA BE UH REAL BOY!!11
Mac: lololololo :B
Cooter: TO DA FUTURE DODODODODODO WEEEE -crash- DIS IS LIEK ALL UR FAULT!!11 -smack-
Jake: DA ICE IS LIEK MELTING!!11 AHHHHHH
Mac: WE ALL LIVE IN DA POKEMON WORLD I WA-
Jake: I already did that one.
Mac: oh. :B
Peanut: OMGZ!!11 SPIDER!!111 I DUN LIEK SPIDERS! D:::::::::
Zoey: AHHHHHH DUN LET DA DINOSAUR THINGY EET MIII! D::::::

-IWN, Ngal, and Orca-

IWN: WTH are you guys doing? o-O
Ngal: o.o
Orca: -drops ice cream- AW MAN! er...I mean.....o-o
Zoey: HAI MOMMA!!11

Bo: .....uh.......let's end this now........
Mac: I STILL KING OF DA WOOOOOORLD!!111 -crash- STOOPID ICE BURG!!!11

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Chapter 6: Hyperness

Bo: Okay guys! We have a new member to the group!
Mac:
Bo: It's Peppie da Pit Bull Mix!
Peppie: HAI!
Mac: -huggles-
Peppie: o.O
Mac: erm.....-blushes- I mean hai :3
Peppie: ......

Jake: -puts paw up-
Peppie: o.O????
Jake: Oh..it's a high-five....you're supposed to slap me....
Peppie: Oh....-slaps Jake-
Jake: OW!111 -rubs cheek-
Peppie: Well, you told me to slap you.....

Peanut: Hi Peppie...
Peppie: Hi. ^^
Zoey: HAI HAI
Cooter: hola :B
Bo: Well, now that we all know eachother...
Zoey: WAIT!11 WHO'S HE? -points to Cooter-
Cooter: I ish leik u father....
Zoey: ahhhhh D:::::::::
Bo: *sigh* -_-

Mac: Wut's dis? =o -pokes stick-
Zoey: STICK BUDDEH!
Bo: But I thought Cooter ate it. o.O
Jake: I did too. o.O
Peanut: I'm surrounded my idiots. >_>

Peppie: OMGZ!!11 MAC, YOU'RE ON FIRE!!11
Mac: AHHHHH STOP DROP AND ROLL!!1 -rolls around-
Peppie: ROFL!!11 YOU FELL FOR IT!!11 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Mac: -sniffle-
Peanut: XDDDDDD
Jake: .......lol
Bo: -gives Mac candy- Feel better?
Mac: OMGZ!!1 CANDEH!!1 -eets- :B
Cooter: I wunt som!11 cry
Zoey: Mi 2 cry

Mac: -bounces off walls-
Peanut: WTH? O_O
Mac: OMGZDATCANDYWUSSOGUDIWUNTMOOOOOOOOORE!!11
Bo: W-wha? O_o
Jake: o.o

Zoey: gfghphyirhgid =D
Peanut: Girl....you need a brain...
Zoey: i gots 1 siwy!11
Peanut: One that's not working apparently.....>_>

Cooter: I WANNA FLIIII LIEK DA BIRDIISSS!!11 -jumps up and down-
Zoey: mi 2!11 -jumps up and down- :B lololololo
Mac: IWANNAFLITEW!!11
Bo: Mac, I can't understand what you're saying.
Mac: cry

Peppie: -ish liek totally bored- -_-
Mac: =3
Peppie: -whisers to Peanut- He scares me. o.o
Peanut: He scares all of us.
Peppie: o.o

Bo: Well, I think this has gone on long enough......bai...
Cooter: I WANNA FLY!!1 -jumps off roof- DX
Peppie: o.o b-bye.....

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Chapter 7: Summer Fun

Bo: Hey guys! Now, we're going to let you all know how we dogs spend our summer.
Mac: But it's not summer yet....
Bo: Well it's close enough.
Mac: Okay. :B lolololo

Jake: TO DA BEACH TO GO CHECK OUT DA BABES!!1
Peanut: Someone kill me. >_>
Zoey: I gonna make sand castle. :B
Cooter: Mi 2!!1 :B
Peppie: I wanna go swimming!
Mac: Me too. :3
Peppie: o.O

Bo: I'll look after you all. smile
Peppie: What are you? Our dad? XDDDD
Peanut: XDD -high-fives-
Peppie: -high-fives back- XDDDD
Bo: hmm
Peppie: cry

-At the beach-

Bo: Now, you all play nice.
Peppie: Whatever.....
Zoey: -digs in sand- :B
-sand lands on a towel-
Some dude: HEY!111 U GOT SAND ON MAH TOWEL!!11 .
Cooter: Okay. :B -digs in the sand on the towel-
-sand flies into dude's eyes-
Some dude: MAH EYES!!!11!1!1shift!!11one!!11one!!1 -runs around in circles-

Jake: -looks around and spots female dog- Sup Babes.
Dog: Hi.
Jake: Wanna get a drink at the water fountain?
Dog: Sure. ^_^

Mac: Hmm.....-walks over to Peppie-
Peppie: -is talking to Peanut- And so I'm all what ev- Hi Mac...
Mac: Hai. Uh......d-do u wanna g-get a -falls over-
Peanut: Boys. >_> Come on, let's go swim!
Peppie: Kay!
Mac: *sigh* ):

-Jake walks over-

Jake: Yo Mac. Dis is mah new grl...May.
Mac: hai ):
Jake: Yo, sup wif yooh? u all liek, moppy and stuff....
May:
Mac: Peppie doesn't like me. cry
May: Oh....looks like da dog just got burned by the girl. XDDD
Jake: Though luck homie. Don't worry, you'll find a grl someday.

Peanut: Crap....He's the gangster again. >_> -finds a bat- I'll be back.....

Bo: o.o well, we better end this before Peanut knocks Jake's head off....>_> Bye!
Mac: ]:

Some dude: MAH EYES!11 DEY STIL GOTS SAND UND STUF!111 D::::::::::::
Cooter: sowy dood. :B
Zoey: ya dood :B lolololo

-- Edited by OrcaGirl305 at 22:03, 2007-05-03

xSamx · Hermaphrodite

~Chapters (con.)~

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Chapter 8: TV Show

Bo: Hey guys! Today The group and I are going to get interveiwed on national TV! biggrin
Mac: big wewp. :B
Jake: Now the world will know how talented I am! biggrin
Peanut: ......
Jake: What?
Peanut: *sigh* >_>
Zoey: weeeee :B
Cooter: ya :B
Peppie: Cool.
Bo: So, let's gooooo

-At the TV station place-

Bo: Smell that wonderful air! *sniff* Awwww ^_^
Mac: *sniff* eeck DX -faints-
Peppie: ......O.o
Mac: -gets up- erm....uh...I mean.....LOOK!!11 DOUGHNUTS!!11 =D
Zoey: yummeh. :B -eets-
Cooter: -eets napkin-
Camera guy: WTH? O_O
Cooter: :3

Bo: I'll go first. -walks onto the stage-
Everyone: -clapclapclap-
Lady dog: Hello everyone! My name is Cherry!
Bo: 'Ello Cherry. ^_^
Cherry: Okay, today with us we have Bo the Great Pyrenees!
Bo: biggrin
Mac: BOOOOOOOOO
Bo: hmm

Cherry: So, what is it like being the leader of the group? smile
Bo: Well, it take alot of responsibility but I seem to have made it through.
Cherry: I see. So, how do you usually spend your day?
Bo: Well, I usually have to sperate some of the dogs in the group. And I have to give helpful advice. I also have to make sure everyone's happy.....
Cherry: Very nicely said Bo. Well, let's get our next guest star on with us!
Bo: -walks off stage-
Jake: LEADER? You = Leader? No way. >_>

Zoey: I B NEXT!!11 :B -walks on stage-
Cherry: Now, we have Zoey the Alasken Husky! Hi Zoey!
Zoey: HAI MOMMA!!11 -waves to IWN is the audience-
IWN: -sinks down to ground- This is soooo embaressing. D:::::
Cherry: So, how are you Zoey?
Zoey: i b gud. :B lololololo
Cherry: Well, what do you like to do?
Zoey: i liek tew plaii wif mah frend cootr :B und sai hai tew momma....und uh.....er.....OMGZ!!11 STCK BUDDEH??/ -sees an old lady- STICK BUDDEH!!11 -huggles old lady- =3
Old lady: GIT AWAI!!11 -wacks Zoey with a cane-
Zoey: Ahhh D:
Cherry: o.o er.....l-let's move onto the next dog.......Jake! Your turn!

Jake: YAY! -tap dances on stage-
Cherry: o.O
Jake: er....I mean, Hi.
Cherry: Hello Jake.
Jake: ^_^
Cherry: Well, how are you feeling today Jake?
Jake: o.O Fine?
Cherry: Well, we heard that you caught a serious virus. =o
Jake: What? weirdface
Cherry: And that you jumped off a roof...
Jake: No no...that was Cooter that jumped off the roof....
Cooter: :B
Cherry: And we heard that you've been going out with Hilary Woof....
Jake: O_O
May: I though you loved me. hmm -smack-
Jake: WTH? I NEVER DID THAT......WHO TOLD YOU THIS?
Peppie: hehehe >=) -high-fives Peanut-
Peanut: ROFL! XDDD -high-fives back-

Bo: O_O -walks over to Cherry-
Cherry: I think we should end this now too.....Bye.
Jake: WHO DID THIS TO MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII? D:::::::::::

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Chapter 9: Boredom

Bo: Hey guys! biggrin

Well, today we can show you much cuz it's raining. cry

Mac: cry
Bo: But don't worry! We'll be fine! smile
Jake: Ya foo
Peanut: blankstare
Zoey: yawn
Peppie: So, what do we do?
Cooter: I dunno :B lolololo
Mac: uh......we...can....play......spin da bottle >=)
Peppie:
Peanut: weirdface
Bo: Well.....uh..... idea We can put on a show! biggrin
Jake: With me as the star! biggrin
Peanut: Says who?
Jake: Me. aww
Peanut: Why? blankstare
Jake: Cuz I'm da best. Duh.....
Peanut: -smack-
Jake:
Cooter: :B
Bo:

Zoey:
Peanut: -is thinking= Zoey=- >_>
Mac: -is thinking= Him+Peppie=- aww
Cooter: -is thinking= -
Jake:
Peppie: I am back. biggrin
Peanut: biggrin
Jake: confused
Zoey: So, now wut? :B
Bo: Well, I'd like to do the show now. >_>
Jake: I WILL PLAY ROMEO AND PEPPIE WILL ME MY JULIETTE biggrin
Peppie:
Mac:
Peanut:
Cooter: I can be da cow. :B mooooooo loololo
Zoey: lololo :B
Peppie: You two are idiots. >_>
Zoey: cry
Peanut: It's true. >_>

Mac: H-hey Peppie?
Peppie: What?
Mac: D-do you have a b-boyfriend?
Peppie: er...nope.....
Mac:
Peppie: weirdface
Mac:

Bo: Well, so much for a show. >_> We better end this...bye. smile
Mac: Bai

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Chapter 10: And Then

Bo: Hola pplz biggrin
Mac: biggrin
Bo: Today we're just gonna goof around. XD

Jake: Ya smile

Peppie: yawn this is boring....
Peanut: Ya. yawn Let's go watch a movie. smile
Peppie: yayz aww
Zoey: watcha gonna watch? :B
Peppie: Meet the Robinsons. Durr.....
Orca: :3 -watches as well-

Cooter: Looky! biggrin
Zoey: At what? weirdface
Cooter: That! =o -points to a picture-
Picture:
Orca: OMFG WILBUUUUUUR!!11!1

Bo: o.O er....okay....so I was thinking Mac,
Mac:
Bo: We can eat some lunch,
Mac: And then?
Bo: We watch the movie too,
Mac: And Then?
Bo: We go for a walk,
Mac: And Then?
Bo: And...that's all.
Mac: And Then?
Bo: No and then.
Mac: And Then?
Bo: No and then.
Mac: And Then?
Bo: NO AND THEN!!11
Mac: AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN
Bo: NO AND THEN NO AND THEN NO AND THENNO AND THEN NO AND THEN
Jake: o_O

Cooter: pie :B
Zoey: and then? :B
Peanut: SHHHHHHHHH
Peppie:

Bo: Well, this was worthless. >_> Bye.
Mac; And the-
Bo: blankstare
Mac: cry

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Chapter 11: Obsessed

Bo: Hey guys! smile
Mac: aww
Jake: sup pplz
Peanut: ......
Peppie: yawn
Zoey: aww
Cooter: smile
Bo: Well....I don't really know what do today. confused
Mac: D:::::
Peppie: Let's.....er....uh......
Jake: -shrugs-
Zoey: LET'S TALK ABOUT PIGENS biggrin
Cooter: WEEEE biggrin
Peanut: WTH? O_O
Jake: weirdface

Peppie:

Bo: o_O er...no thanks....

-Orca and Ngal walk in-

Orca: Hey guys! biggrin
Ngal: aww
Mac: What's with her? weirdface
Ngal: aww
Bo: o_O
Ngal: aww
Orca: Oh, I got her into Wilbur. smile
Mac: WHA? O_O
Cooter: =O
Orca: er....uh.... ashamed

-Wilbur walks in-

Ngal: OMFG!111 WILBUUUUUUUUR!!1!!1
Wilbur: WTH? O_O
Ngal: I WUB UR HAIR!!11 -pokes hair-
Wilbur: STOP POKING MAH PURDY HAIR!!1
Ngal: -huggles-
Jake: Dude.....how many tubes of hair gel do you go through to get the cow-lick styled hair? o_O
Wilbur: er........-shrugs-
Zoey: Dis iz fun :B
Ngal: I WUB U WILBUR!!1
Orca: Yup...she's obsessed. smile
Ngal: WEEEEE WILBUR!!1 biggrin
Wilbur:

Bo: O.O
Mac: I'm scared. cry
Peppie: Me too. o.o
Peanut: -hides- o.o
Jake: Please end this. cry
Bo: With pleasure. o.o
Orca: Come on Ngal...
Ngal: WILBUUUUUUUUUR! D:::::
Wilbur: weirdface

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Chapter 12: TV is baaad

Bo: Hey guys! biggrin
Mac: hai hai smile
Bo: So, what do you guys wanna do today? smile
Jake: confused
Peanut: IDK
Peppie: Mi 2
Zoey: :B
Cooter: B:
Mac: -shrugs-
Zoey: Let's watch tv! biggrin
Peppie: For once.....she has a good idea....

Bo: -turns tv on-
Peppie: look it's drake and josh! biggrin DRAKE ISH SO HAWT!!1 biggrin
Peanut: O_O
Mac:

Peppie: er...I mean.... ashamed
Bo: -changes channel-
Mac: AMERICAN IDOL! biggrin DANANANANANA
Peanut: weirdface
Mac: wut? cry
Bo: oooo yayz biggrin
Peppie: OMFG SANJAYA MY EARS!!11 X_X -dies-
Orca: OHMIGOD HE LOOKS LIKE MY NEIGHBOR O.O -dies-
Cooter: he gotz uh biig noez :B lololo
Peanut: CHANGE DA CHANNEL! D:::::: -dies-
Bo: o.o -changes channel-

Jake: Tom and Jerry weeeee
Zoey: smile
Cooter: biggrin
Bo: O_O to....much....violence....-changes channel-
Jake: cry

Peppie: Ooooooh They're showing Pirates of the Carribean. biggrin
Peanut: WEWT!!1

-in movie-

Jack: BUT Y ISH DA RUM GONE?!!11!1??/?/!11 D:::::
The lady person who's name escapes me: BCUZ I MAD ET GU BEWM!!1
Jack:

-back in the house place-

Bo: >_> -changes channel-
Peppie: HEY!

Cooter and Zoey: SPONGEBOB!!1 biggrin
SpongeBob: OMGZ IMMA GOOFI GUBR YA!!11
Cooter and Zoey: UR UH GOOFI GUBR YA WER AL GOOFI GUBRZ YA GOOFI GOOFI GUBR GUBRZ YA
Peanut: o.o
Bo: O.O -changes channel-

Orca and Ngal: MEET THE ROBINSONZ!111 biggrin -huggles screen- WILBUUUUUUUUUR :3
Bo: O_O -changes channel-
Orca:
Ngal:

Bo: Oooooooh Jepordy. smile
Peppie: BOOOOOOOOORING
Peanut:
Bo: >_> -changes channel-

Dude on tv: welcome to the health channel or whatever... smile
Bo: let's watch this. smile
Mac: k biggrin

-10 minutes later-

Dude on tv: And that's how babies are made. smile
Peppie: O-O
Peanut: O.O
Jake: O_O -dies-
Mac: weirdface
Zoey: wha? :B
Cooter: my name rhyms wif pooter :B lololo
Bo: *twitch* O_O *twitch* -turns tv off-

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Chapter 13: Pirates

Bo: Hai pplz biggrin
Peanut: GUESS WHAT!!!111!1 biggrin biggrin biggrin
Peppie: biggrin
Bo: confused
Peanut: THE CHARACTERS FROM PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN ARE COMING! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
Peppie: biggrin biggrin biggrin
Jake: k and we care why? >_>
Peanut: YOU CARE BECAUSE THEY ROCK
Jake: yes ma'am o.o
Mac: I always wanted to meet Elizabeth. aww
Bo: o.O
Mac: wut? hmm
Cooter: WE MUST CLEAN
Zoey: YA -cleans-

-ding dong-

Peanut: YAYAYAYAY biggrin -opens door-
Guy: Pizza Delivery
Peanut: blankstare -slams door-
Zoey: darn it oh well....

-knock knock-

Peanut: biggrin -opens door-
Guy: Package....
Peanut: -slams door-

-ding dong-

Peanut: -yanks door open- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
Jack Sparrow: er...I would like to know where the rum might be...
Peanut: EEEEEEECK
Jack:
PuppyCat: OMG JACK I WUB YOOH biggrin
Willam Turner: Wut about me? cry
Orca: OMFG WILL biggrin -huggles-
Will: YAYAYAYAY biggrin
Mac: Elizabeth! biggrin
Elizabeth: AHHH uh talking dog O_O SAVE ME WILL
Will: '>_>

Cooter: IT'S PEANUT BUTTAH JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTAH JELLY TIME!
Jack: WEWT!!!1111! Now, where be the rum? smile
Bo: Er...we don't have any.
Jack: .......
Peppie: Your so funny XD -huggles- eeck D: -dies-
Jack: confused
Will: Jack, when was the last time you bathed? weirdface
Jack: er...uh....
Elizabeth: Pirates. >_>
Jake: I'm going to bed. >_> This bores me...>_>
Zoey: bai bai biggrin

Orca: Time to SING! biggrin
Bo: wth? o_o
Jack: Me FIRST biggrin
Elizabeth: Oh please....you can't sing...you'd break every mirror in the house if you did. blankstare
Peppie: NICCEEE biggrin
Elizabeth: Thank you. smile
Jack: -in a tone made to mock Elizabeth- Oh please you can't sing you'd breakc every mirror blah blah blah....
Will: She might be onto something Jack....
JacK: EVEN YOU SIDE WITH HER? Trader
Will: aww
Jack: Well, I sing anyway. aww
Elizabeth: -puts ear pulgs in-

JacK: I GOT UH JAR OF DIRT! I GOT UH JAR OF DIRT! I GOT UH JAR OF DIRT! AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!!!11!11
Will: O_O
Peppie: O_O
Bo: o.o
Mac: DX
Orca: ROFL XDDDD
Pony: Ya XDDD
Peanut: o_o
Zoey: yayayayay
Cooter:

Jack:
Will: DX
Elizabeth: Told ya ^^
Jack:
PuppyCat: I liked it. smile
Jack:
Bo: K, well, lets say good bye. smile
Jack: Bai biggrin
Will: -waves- smile
Orca: WAIT! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!1!1 WILL NOOOOOO
Pony: -holds orca back- >_>
Orca:

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Nintendogsgal54 · Flyer-Fan Admin

I SOOOOO can't wait. =D

xSamx · Hermaphrodite

K, all the current ones are up. =P I'll add more amybe tomarrow. ^_~

Yoshi · Shetland Sheepdog

LOL that was funny xD

GOLDENRETRIEVERLOVER · Shetland Sheepdog

ORCA ORCA! XD Luff the new one! :D Can't wait for more! :)

xSamx · Hermaphrodite

Thanks guys. =P