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OtakuKat · Shetland Sheepdog

Otaku Kat

OtakuKat · Shetland Sheepdog

Sorry it's taking a while; i'll post more soon. ^-^;;

OtakuKat · Shetland Sheepdog

CHAPTER 19: The Random Otakus

In the Anime Store...

Sakura:*is dressed in pink kimono* Hi, welcome to the Random Otaku! How may I help you? ^-^
Ryo: Yeus, wood yuu plees show es whe yu keep the Englesh mongaus et? ^_^
Sakura *in head* Oooooh what a HUNK! He's not nearly as hot as Sasuke, but he's soooo friendly! I'VE JUST SCORED MYSELF A DATE! ^0^

Kat: Did you understand him? O_o

Sakura: Oh, uh, er, yes! Yes I did! Eheh, right this way!^____^;; *leads to back of store*

Ryo: Thenk yuu. ^-^

Sakura: *is leading* WWWWOOOOWWWWW! HIS BRITISH ACCENT MAKES HIM EVER MORE HAWT! -^0^-

Kat: I didn't know Sakura worked here. O_o

Ryo: Neether ded E. O.o

Sakura: Uh, eheh, here they are! Heheh, please come again! -^0^- *half-runs, half-dodges customers to cash register*

Ryo:...Shee's vewie ni-ece. ^_^

Kat: Oooh a Zakuro plushie. =o

Ryo: Yuu lek Tokiyo Mew Mew?

Kat: *puts back plushie* Yeeeeaaaah. There's not that many mangas rated E for Everyone. >_>;;
Ryo: Ar yuu blushing? =o
Kat: *turns* No. ->_>-
Ryo: Et's nething tew bee emberressed ebout. ^_^;;
Kat:...*puts plushie on counter*
Sasuke: *is in black kimono* That'll be $10.95. >_>
Kat: *pays**walks back to Ryo with plushie* ^^;;
Ryo: ^_^
Naruto: *jumps in front of Kat**is wearing orange kimono*HEY, AREN'T YOU TOO YOUNG TOO BE DATING!?
Kat: Wow. o.o;; Uh I'm not dating-I don't have a boyfriend.

Naruto: OH SURE YOU DON'T-THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY! >_> IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND, *points at Ryo* THEN WHO'S THAT!? >0<

Kat: That's Ryo. My FRIEND, not my BOYfriend. -O.o;;-

Ryo: Whey, top o' the dey! ^_^

Naruto:...Oh. ._. WELL...HE'S STILL A BOY AND A FRIEND!!! SO HE'S A BOYFRIEND!!!! T0T

Sakura: NARUTO! I THOUGHT I ALREADY TOLD YOU NOT TO GET IN PEOPLE'S FACES LIKE THAT! T_T

Naruto: Well, uh, er, I HAD A GOOD REASON! SHE WAS DATING A GUY THAT'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER GRANDPA! >0<

Ryo: Yuu meen Yomi Yuugee? O.o

Kat: He's not THAT old. -_-;; Besides, I already said that we're not dating. We're both single.

Sakura: *dramatic gasp* HE'S SINGLE!?!?!? O0O

Ryo: Yes, wee r nawt daeting. ^.^;;

Sakura: *another dramatic gaaasssssssspppppppp* O0O !?!?

Naruto:...Oh. ._. Well, uh...BELIEVE IT!!!!! >0<

Sakura: NARUTO! T_T *hits with Pudding plushie*

Naruto: OUCH! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO SELL THOSE THINGS-NOT USE 'EM TO HIT PEOPLE WITH! #_T

Sakura: SAYS WHO!? T_T

Kat: Uh it's okay; I'm sortof used to people saying that. ^^;;

Naruto: *shrugs* I'm not sure how you could EVEN HAVE a boyfriend! I mean, look at you! Those clothes make you look fat! XP

Sakura: NARUTO!!!! O_O

Kat:...*looks at stomach*

Ryo: Thet's nawt verie nicetew tell somewon. *cross between Y_Y and T_T*

Sakura:*is still scolding Naruto*YOU DON'T JUST CALL PEOPLE FAT!!!! O_O

Kat:...Uhhh...meraca. ._.

Sakura, Naruto, and Ryo: O.o ???

Naruto: Sheesh, I was just kidding! Anyone can tell by her arms and neck that she's not fat! It's just that she doesn't look very skinny in guy clothes! T_T

Kat:...Uh...thanks.

Naruto: Don't mention it! -_^ Although you really should try barrowing Sakura's clothes sometime-I'm sure you're very skinny in a bikini. *SMACK!!!*

Sakura: NARUTO!!!! YOU DON'T JUST TALK TO CUSTOMERS LIKE THAT!!! T_T *in head* OH PLEEEAAAAAAAASE! SHE'S NOT THAT SKINNY IN GUY'S OR GIRL'S CLOTHES! >_>
Naruto: What? You didn't have to hit me in the head with that weird, jellaton-guy-thing plushie! T_#
Jelly Jiggler: Hey! I am not weird! I am *does superhero-stance* EDIBLE!!! ^0^
Customers:...O.o;;
Ryo: Whey iz e jellie mawn wering e leight bleu kemono? O.o
Kat: *bites arm* Mmmm blue jell-o. TwT
Jelly Jiggler: O_O CANNIBAL!!!!! *slings arm at customers* GETHEROFFGETHEROFFGETHEROFFGETHEROFFGETHEROFFGET-
Beauty: YOU DON'T JUST SLING YOUR ARM AROUND AT CUSTOMERS WHILE A CUSTOMER IS STILL BITING YOUR ARM!!! O___O;;;
Ryo: Ehhh...E feel leik E shood dew semething. But whet? ?.?
Sakura: I think you should tell me a little more about yourself! ~.^
Ryo: No, E don thinc thet's it. ?.?
Sakura: T_T *in head* I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT DIDN'T WORK! I SUCKED IN MY STOMACH TO SLIP INTO THE TINIEST KIMONO WE HAVE, PAYED SHEENA $500 YEN TO PULL UP MY HAIR WITH CHOPSTICKS, AND pay $100,000 YEN FOR A ONE-OF-A-KIND FAN OF ME, JUST FOR HIM TO NOTICE ME!!!!! D=<

Well, mostly for Sasuke, BUT HE WAS NEXT IN LINE! T_T

Kat: OwO;; *bites**is flung off arm*

Jelly Jiggler: *GASP* THAT CANNIBAL! SHE DIDN'T SAVE ME ANY JELLATIN!! >_<
BoBoBo: POWER OF THE NOSEHAIR!!! ATTACKING FOR NO REASON!!!! >0< *attacks Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler*

Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler: AAAAAHHHH!!! /\#_# /\

Kat: O_O;; *is headed towards Sakura*

Sakura: *sighs* I guess he's playing hard-to-get. >=3 Him AND that cute British guy!...Huh? O.o
Kat: O____O;;; *BAM!!!*
Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler: WE FORGOT TO PAAAAAAACKKKKKK!!! ;_; *lands ontop of Kat*
...
Kat: Ouch. @_@;;
Jelly Jiggler: GIVE ME BACK MY ARM YOU CANNIBAL!!! T0T*pokes* AHA! MY ARM!
Kat: No, tat'z ny pancreos. @0@
Jelly Jiggler:...Oh. ._.;; Oh well. *pulls out other arm**wipes saliva on Pudding*
Pudding: EEEEEEEEW THIS WEIRD JELLY THING JUST WIPED SPIT ON MEEEEE! X[ *wipes on Mint*
Mint: HEY! DON'T WIPE IT ON ME! O0O

Jelly Jiggler: *morphs half-eaten arm back into regular arm*

Naruto: OOOOOOOH YOU CAN DO THAT!? O0O

Jelly Jiggler: Why yes, yes I can! ^_^

Zoro: *drags Kat out of "The Random Otaku"* I AM NEVER GOING BACK IN THERE AGAIN! @_@

Marik: *is dragging Sanji* You got that right! O_o;;

Ryo: *is eating octopus balls* Thees r delicius! ^-^

Zoro:...You're actually eating that? O_o;;

Ryo: Ef coorse! They'r verie tastie. ^_^

Marik: Is that healthy? O_o;;

Zoro: I guess. <.<;;
Kat: *eats* Yeah, they're pretty healthy. Hey, there's the others! =o
Chi: KAAAAAAAAAAT! ^-^ *glomps*
Kat: ACK! X_X *falls*
Chi: That anime store is awesome-I got to eat Jelly Jiggler's leg! ^0^
Kat: I ate his arm. Then he shoved his other arm down my throat trying to get his other arm back...once he started poking at my pancreas, he just grew another arm. @____@;;
Ryo: The werkors wer nice! ^-^
Marik: The pink-headed one kept hitting on Ryo. >=p
Ryo:...Shee nevar hit mee. O.o
Zoro: That's not what he meant. -_-;;
Yugi: Hey guys, how about he go back to the hotel now?
Chi: Sure. ^_^
Yoh: Fine with me. ^_^
Kat's group: WHO ARE YOU!? O_o
Yoh: Who me? I'm Yoh, a friend of Chi. ^_^
Zoro: Then wy wasn't you with her? O_o
Yoh: I was in the anime store poking at that walking sun thing. XP
Zoro:...They have the weirdest cosplayers working in there. O_o;;
END OF CHAPTER 19

-- Edited by OtakuKat at 12:19, 2007-12-27

OtakuKat · Shetland Sheepdog

Chapter 20: The Wave of Concrete

Wilbur: IMMA' OTAKU! >8D *steals Bakura's banana*
Bakura: HEY! I WAS STARVING! D=00_>
Banner: *is right under Palkia* I wonder why it's getting so dark in this one spot. O.o
Pharaoh: *looks up* OWO;; MMMRRRRRROOOOOOOWWWWW!!!
Banner: HUH? O-O *looks up* o-o;;
Shadow: Great. -_-;;
Otogi: *is running with Diana* Wait, we forgot Banner! =O
Diana: BANNER! O_O
Banner: *crouches down* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! >_ ^_8D *keeps falling*
Banner: *sob* GOODBYE PRECIOUS LIFE! THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO LEARN HOW WRONG I WAS!!! *stands up*
Pharaoh: OWO ???
Banner: *sob* Pharaoh...run. Now. Y_Y
Pharaoh: Owo !?
Banner: PLEASE YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME! I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE-YOU DO! >000O___O...O_O
Kat: BANNER!!! 0=O
Zoro: THEY'RE ON THE WAVE!! O_o;;
Random Walrus: ARF! OwO *flings everyone onto wave*
Banner and Kat: *are still hugging*
Rouge: Wow, you just started dating Yami; and yet you're already cheating on him. What a great way to start a relationship. T.T;;
Kat: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?!? O_o;;
Rouge: I don't know; it just seemed extremely disloyal to Yami. -_-;;
Zoro: ROUGE, WE HAVE BIGGER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT! LIKE HOW WE'RE GOING TO AVOID GETTING SMASHED TO THE GROUND WHEN THIS WAVE CRASHES INTO THE ENTRANCE!!! T_T;;
Rouge:...I was trying to keep everyone from panicing. -_-;;
Zoro: By saying that "Kat's cheating on Yami"??? T_T
Kat:...I thought I was going to die...I thought Banner was going to die...I THINK WE'RE GOING TO DIE O.O;;...
Shadow: You think? -.-;;
Yami: O_______O;;
*palm trees are falling down ontop of wave*
Luna: PSYCHIC! >0000___O
....
O0O !?!?
Fangirls: KKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE'S SOOOOOOOOOO BRAAAAAAVEEEEEE!!! 0_8D
Echo:...I was being serious. T_T;;
Michael, Kat, and Marik: O_O *gets autographs*
Zoro: They're obsessed. -_-;;
Yami: It should be 5:30 am. O.o;;
Marik: *is dragging Sanji away from Silk* I guess we should go back to the hotel and get some sleep. ^^;;
Rouge: *yawns* Yeah, all this excitement has made me exhausted. >_O
Yami: Okay then, let's go. ^_^
Maiyuka: Wait! Shouldn't we help the pikmin rebuild Coconut Commons? =O
Echo: *is flying with Shadow on back*
Shadow: Us too. -_-;;
Otogi: Hey Diana.
Diana: What is it? =o
Otogi: *points at Luigia* Let's follow 'em.
Diana: Why? O_o
Otogi: *shrugs* Just curious. ^.^
Diana: Okay. O_o;;
Otogi: *gets on motorcycle**cranks it up* Get on. ^_^
Diana: *cautiously gets on*
Otogi: Hang on tight. >=D *speeds away*
Kat: Hey, Otogi's following us on his motorcycle. =o
Whismar: Kewl. W0W
Kat:...O.o !?
Yami: He's welcome to stay in our hotel with us if he doesn't have anywhere else to stay. ^_^
Ryo: Mmmm...cream...puffs....Z_Z...Zzzz...
Kat and Yami: O_o;;

END OF CHAPTER 20

OtakuKat · Shetland Sheepdog

Chapter 21: Marik's Yami

Pt.1

Back at the Hotel...
Chi: PARTY!!! ^0^
Bakura and Yoh: *are shaking cans of soda**spews at eachother*
Maiyuka: *is brushing hair* I thought they were asleep. O.o
Yami: They WERE asleep. -_-;;
Kat: *sighs* Just like old times. ^_^
Michael: *is playing Wii Sports: Tennis with Echo, Rouge, and Marik*
Malik: *is hiding in shadows*...Heheheh >=)...
Yugi: *is looking for toothbrush* Oh no, I left my toothbrush at home! ._^ =)...
Yami: Well, good night. ^_^
Kat: 'Night. ^_^
Polter: *is sleeping by Luna and Beetlejuice* Night'.
.......
Malik: *sneaks up to Kat's side of bed**feels face* Hmmm...I wonder if I can use you against the Pharaoh. >=)
Kat: O_O I FORGOT TO GIVE YAMI HIS ALLERGY MEDICINE!
Malik: O_O !?!?
Yami: Don't worry Kat, I-YAMI MARIK!?!? O.O
Malik: Uh...oh no not again >..=)
Malik: *sighs**clentches head* Sun allergies >_.>;;
Marik: O_o !?!?
Bakura: Look at us. We used to be evil; but that didn't stop her from helping us.
Malik:...BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN TRICK ME INTO SWALLOWING POISON!? >XD
Kat:...*swallows pill*....I'm still alive. *hands bottle to Malik*
Malik:...Aren't you the least bit scared of me. T.T;;
Kat:...Na'by. ._.;; *is shaking like crazy under long t-shirt*
Malik:...*cautiously takes bottle**reads lables*
Kat:..You got out of the Shadow Realm when Kuriboh got out, didn't you?
Malik:...Yes. >=|
Banner:...Have you ever seen a young man dressed in brown with a hat on? =O
Malik: Why should I tell you? I still don't know if I can trust you all yet. T_T;;
Kat:..*hugs*
Malik: O_O !?!?
Kat:...If you take a pill I'll stop hugging you.
Marik: *puts millenium rod up to throat* DON'T YOU DARE HURT HER! >=O
Malik:..Fine. But you're dead if this is poison. >=) *takes pill*
.....
Kat: *stops hugging*
Sanji: BANZAI!!! D==O
Shadow:...There's no way he's going to trust us now. -_-;;
Echo: *pokes knocked-out body with titanium spork* You got that right. Owo;;
Bakura:...*summons Kuriboh* Did you leave the gate to the Shadow Realm open? T_T
Kuriboh:...*nods head* Kuri. ;w;
Yoh: What did Kuriboh say? =o
Bakura:...It said yes. >_^ 0_O
Maiyuka: Oh, you're up! =O
Malik: O_O !? *sits up* WHAT ARE YOU-URK! >_=O
Maiyuka:..-O.O-;;
Sanji: Great, the old geezer is up. -_-
Malik:...*glares at Sanji* YOU. T_T
Sanji: o.o;;
Malik: *slowly gets up* YOU'RE THE ONE THAT KICKED ME FROM BEFIND. T_T
Kat: O_O;; WAIT! *grabs cape*
Yami: KAT!!! O_O
People watching SpongeBob besides Kat and Malik: *doesn't know what's going on* Huh? O_O
Kat: HE WAS JUST TRYING TO PROTECT US!!! 0__=(
Malik:...Heh. I found you guys because I followed Kuriboh. >=p
Yami:...
Wilbur: CHEEEEEEEESE! |8O
Zoro: HOW DID HE GET IN HERE!? O_o
Bakura: *looks at security system plug* NOBODY PLUGGED IT IN! >_=)
Banner: AAAAH! -O_O- *covers boxers with hands* STOP LOOKING AT ME! ->____>;;
Polter: *pulls up Banner's pant completely**buttons and zips* There. *sits back down**continues reading dictionary*
...
Marik: He's smart. O_o
Zoro: Either he's smart, or we're...not. -.-;;
Rouge: IT'S BOTH. -____-;;

20 Minutes Later....
In the Middle of the Town...

Yami: *is holding up Malik's legs*
Maiyuka and Kat: *are each holding up Malik by putting one arm over shoulders*
Maiyuka: *points with cat tail* There's a hospital! =O
Yami: Let's go!

Back at the Hotel Room...

Rouge: *walks out of bathroom with purple bathing suit on* I'm going to the beach. See you boys later .>;; Well, we'll be at the beach. See ya' YAMI-CHAN =)
Yami: She called him a "hunk". O.o;;
Kat:...That word scares me. o.o;;
Yami: Why?
Kat:...I dunno. It just does. ._.;;
Malik:...Uhn...my head....I feel...horrible...@.@....
Maiyuka: He's awake! 0_0
Yami: *gently helps set Malik down on couch*
Maiyuka: Are you okay? ..=O
Malik: Too bad. >=p
Kat: You can lick my arm instead.
Yami: KAT!?! O_O
Malik:...That'll do. >=) *grabs left arm**licks slowly*
Maiyuka: That's unhealthy. O.o;;
Yami:...Sick. O-o;;
Kat: It feels gewd. @.@
Yami and Maiyuka:...O_o !?!?
Malik: *liiiiiiiiiiick*
Maiyuka: EEEK! >_.>;;
Kat: Wheeeeeee. @.@
Malik: *sucks on arm*
Secretary: Yami Yugi?
Yami: That's me. -_^ _=O
Doctor: NO! T_T
Malik: *bites*
Docter: OUCH! X_X
Nurse: *burstes through door* WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE!?!? O_O
Doctor: *is trying to pull hand out of Marik's mouth*
Malik: TwT *has toilet plunger in hands*
Yami:...o.o;;
Maiyuka: Is he going to be living with us? O-o;;
Kat: Na'by.
Malik: *chews on toilet plunger* HAH! >w.8B
Michael: O_O MEY E HAV EN AUTOGWAFF!? *chases*
Spongebob: *keeps running* I'MREADYI'MREADYI'MREADYI'MREADYI'MREA-
Everyone else: OKAY WE GET IT!!! T_T
Pharaoh: *is poking jellyfish*
Banner: PHARAOH! NO! DON'T POKE THE JELLYFISH!!! O_O *runs to Pharaoh*
Rouge: O.o;;
Zoro: *is practicing Santoryu*
Rouge: Heeeey ZORO-KUN, why don't you SIT over HERE with MEEE? ^.~
Zoro: No thanks, I have to keep practicing to get better. -_-
Rogue: But you're the best. T.T;;
Zoro: No...not quite....
Sanji: *runs to juice bar* HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLOOOOOOOOO FANNNGIIIRRRLLLSSS! =)...

Back at the Hospital...

Doctor: *is halfway done stitching up Yami's wound*Hmmm....
Nurse: How is the operation coming doctor?
Doctor: It's coming along smoothly. How's our other patient?
Nurse: He's talking to a counselor. She getting him to calm down. ^_^

Counselor: Deep breathes...deep breathes...
Malik:...*breathes*...*breathes*....-_-;;

Doctor: That's nice to know. ^^;;
Kat:....
Maiyuka: *is in waiting room* Don't worry Kat-I think Yami will be okay. ^_^ *looks at empty chair*...Kat? O_o
Kat: *is watching surgery*....Yami-san...
Doctor: Did you say something nurse? =o
Nurse: No, that wasn't me. O_o
Doctor:..Huh. Maybe I'm just hearing things. *continues stitching Yami's wounds*
Yami: *is still asleep* ~_~
Kat:.....
Funkie Monkey: FOOHEY! ()OwO()
Doctor: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE IN HERE! D==)
Kashaka: YES BAKURA-CHAN! ^.^ *buys chain leash*
Bakura:...O_o
Hope: Uhhh I'll be right back. ^^;; *goes to food shack*
Kashaka: *hooks chain leash on shirt*
Bakura:...Heh.This is going to be fun. >=)
Shuichi: *is sucking on popsicle*
Rouge: Hey, that guy has a mechanical arm. 0_0
Chi: He's wearing some kind of kanji symbol on his arm and clothes. =o
Zoro: *is sleeping under umbrella* Zzz...
???:...>=)
Banner: *is sucking on Snickers candy bar*
???: *puts hands on Banner's shoulder's from behind* Hello, Banner. >=)
Banner: O_O *gasps**turns around*...
???: *is hiding behind food shack* Heh. I've finally found you Professor. >=)
Banner: *huff**huff* For a minute *huff* I thought she was behind me. _O
Kat: YAMI! =O
Yami: Kat...? O_o
Nurse: *gives Yami back shirt* She stayed in here and watched us stitch up your wounds. She must care a lot for you.
Yami: Yes, she does. ^_^
Doctor: Okay, here's some healing cream for you to rub over your stitches7 times a day for the next couple weeks. Only use a small hand-fulll.
Yami: *puts on shirt* Thanks. ^_^ Let's go get Maiyuka and Malik. *slowly gets up*
Kat: Okay.
Mario: IT'SAME! MARIO! 8O{|
Luigi: IT'SAME! LUIGI!

Peach: IT'SAME! PEACH! ~.^

Gorilla: Mmmm anchovies. |8|

Luigi, Mario, Wario, and Peach: o.o;; *runs*

Doctor: *sighs* We really need a better random-videogame character security system. -.-;;

Nurse: Indeed. O.O;;

END OF CHAPTER 20

-- Edited by OtakuKat at 18:10, 2007-12-28

-- Edited by OtakuKat at 18:11, 2007-12-28

-- Edited by OtakuKat at 18:11, 2007-12-28

OtakuKat · Shetland Sheepdog

Happy New Years. ^-^ *er-hem* I'll try to edit chapter 21 tomorrow or sometime before January 7th. (when I go back to school =o)

OtakuKat · Shetland Sheepdog

I don't know why, but whenever I post a chapter, different parts are missing. O_o Any help is appreciated.

OtakuKat · Shetland Sheepdog

Chapter 21: Random Hyperness O.o;;

Back at the Beach...

Chi: *is eating fudge bomb ice cream**hears shouting* Hm? =o
Yugi and Yoh: *are chasing sea gulls* GIVE US BACK OUR ICE CREAM!!! >=O
Sea gulls: *stole ice cream* OwO;;

Flashback

Yugi: *has strawberry popsickle* Ahhh what I great day at the beach. ^-^
Yoh: *is laying on beach towel with rainbow popsickle* You said it. ~_~
???: Heheheh. >=) *lets out ice cream-eating seagulls from metal cage*
Yugi: *sighs* I hope other me is okay. <=(
Yoh: I'm sure he'll be fine. -_^
Yugi: *puts popsickle to mouth* I sure hope-
Seagull: *snatches popsickle*
Yugi: ....O_O !?!? THAT BIRD TOOK MY ICECREAM!!!
Yoh: Eh? \=o
Other Seagull: *snatches other popsickle*
Yoh:....A SEAGULL TOOK MINE TOO!!! T_T
Seagulls: ^w^
Yugi and Yoh: *chases seagulls* GIVE US BACK OUR ICECREAM!!! >=O

END OF FLASHBACK

???: Heh. That should keep them busy for a while. >=)
Yami Bakura: *is laying ontop of juice bar table* Kashaka, attack anyone who tries to kick me out! >=o
Kashaka: YES BAKURA-CHAN! -^.^-
Security Guards: YOU TWO ARE OUT OF HERE! T_T
Kashaka: I DON'T THINK SO! TWT
Guards:....Okay. o.o;; *hides under palm trees*
Bakura: *slurps steak slushie*Heh. Guess they're not as tough as they look. >=)
Kashaka: Is there anything else you need, Bakura-chan? -^.^-
Bakura: *slurps* That is all for now my slave.
Shuichi:...*is hiding under table*That guy's crazy. O.o;;
Hope: *is wiping off mustard with napkin**sighs* You said it. -_-;;
Kit: Kit kit. o.o;; *hides from paintball guns*

Back at the Beach...

Ryo: Mmmmm, cweeeeem puffs. *eats* ^w^
???: I know where you can get free creem puffs at.
Ryo: *swiftly turns around* Who are you? =o
???: You may call me...Minus. >=) Here, come with me.
Ryo: It's dangeris tew go with stwangers. <=o
Minus:...Aren't you smart. ~.^ Well, you see, I'm a..."friend" of Banner's.
Ryo: Oh okay. ^_^ *follows*
Minus: Well, that was easy. All I have to do now is make sure that Banner stays right where he's at now. Heh heh heh. >=)
Banner: *hears ice cream truck*
Ice cream truck: *turns towards town*
Banner: WAIT! *chases while holding up money* I WANT TO BUY SOME ICE CREAM! I HAVE MONEY! =O
Minus: O_O THAT...DID...NOT...JUST.....HAPPEN..T_- *twitches*
Ryo: Minus, are yew okey? =o
Minus: T_- *twitchtwitch**sighs* Why yes, of COURSE I'm fine. ~_^ I just...uh...got to call someone real quick...yeah..uhhh...I'll be right back, so stay here! ~.^/\ *runs to bathroom*
Ryo: Uh...okey. O.o;;
Minus: *slams door**turns around with back to door* I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED! NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TRACK DOWN AGAIN!!! hand---> ^_<
Little Girl: Twack down WHEW? =B
Minus: O_O;;...Uhhhh...It's NOTHING of your concern. ^-^;; *pats head*
Girl: Owh, okey. =B *wobbles out of bathroom*
Minus:...Awkward. O.o;; I must find some other place to think about my next move.
Ryo: *knocks on door* Are yew okey in there? =O
Minus: O_O I FORGOT ABOUT HIM!
Ryo: Forgawt about whew? ?_?
Minus: *slams open door* Oh NO ONE! I was just...uh...how about them creem puffs? ^-^;;
Ryo: Thew're dewicious! Miy fevorite fewd! ^-^
Minus: OKAY then, let's go GET some! ^_^;;/\ *skips away*
Ryo: WEIT FOR ME! =O *runs after*
Minus: Man, this bikini is giving me a MAJOR wedgie! Who'd thought being beautiful would hurt so much! >_<;;
Ice Cream Truck: *is driving beside beach*
Banner: WAIT! I WANT TO BUY SOMETHING! IT'S BEEN 20 MINUTES SINCE I'VE HAD SOMETHING TO EAT! <=O
Minus: O_O BANNER!
Ryo: Oh, E was wundering where he went. ^-^
Banner: *hears name* HUH? O_O *stops in tracks* MINUS!?!?!? O________O;;;
Minus:....Oops. Looks like I blew my cover. ._.;; Uhhh Ryo, I'mjustgoingtogetsomecreempuffssoyouwon'thavetowalksomuchuhhhseeya<3! ~.^ /\ *runs to Banner*
Ryo: Uhhhh okey. O.o;; *walks back to juice bar area*
Banner: MINUS!?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? HOW DID YOU FIND ME!?!?!? >=O
Minus: Geez, you ask WAY too many questions to a girl to handle at one time. >=P *jumps in air**does somersault**lands behind Banner*
Banner: O_O!?!?
Minus: Besides, didn't you MISS me a BIT? >=)
Banner: O_O

A Few Blocks from the Hospital...

Yami: Well, that went well. ^^;;
Maiyuka: Yes, although Kat's arm has drool all over it. O.O;;
Malik: *liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks Kat's arm*
Kat: MMMMMMM. @_@
Maiyuka: EEEEEEW! I'M GOING TO BE SICK! >8|
Yami: I would be too if I didn't know Kat so well. -__-;;
Malik: BLECK! YOUR ARMS ARE SO HAIRY! >_<
Kat: They're not THAT bad! <_< *liiiiiiiiiiicks same arm* See?
Yami: O.O;; !?
Maiyuka: @__________@;; !?!?!? *runs to bathroom*
Yami: KAAAAAT! >_<
Kat: Whut? =P
Yami: YoumadeMaiyuka-sansick! T_T
Kat:...How? All I did was lick my arm. O.o
Malik: *sighs* That's it-you guys are too much of a pain for me to handle without my Millenium Rod. >_>;;
Kat: Wanna' live with us? =o
Yami: O_O;; !?!?!?
Malik:...NO! T_T
Yami: Katdon'teverscaremelikethatagain! ThinkaboutwhatMarikwouldsay-thinkaboutwhatyourMOM \wouldsay! @_____@;;
Kat: She wouldn't mind. ^^
Yami: ShenearlypassedoutwhenyoutoldherthatBakuraandMarikwouldbelivingattheBlackHouse. T_T
Kat:...Wasn't that from excitement? O_o
Malik:...On second thought...
Yami: YOUARENOTGOINGTOSENDKAT'SMOMTOTHESHADOWREALM!!! >0<
Malik:...What a great idea. I was thinking more of the lines of "torturing Marik for deserting me". >=)
Yami:...NO! ITAKEBACKWHATISAID! YOUDIDN'THEARANYTHING! /\ O_O;; /\
Kat: I think that Doctor gave you too much pain medicine. You're....kinda hyper. o.o;;
Yami:...WHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUTI'VENEVERFELTBETTERINMYLIFEINFACTITHINKI'LLJUMPOFFASKYSCRAPERTOPROVETOYOUHOWGEWDIFEEL!!! /\ ^0^ /\ *does superherostance*
Malik and Kat: *hugs eachother out of fear* O______O;;
Yami:...BANZAI!!!>=D *throws off clothes(wearing Spongebob beach trunks* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ^-^
Malik:...Why is the "Great Pharaoh" running around in Spongebob trunks? T.T;;
Kat:...I think a random chihuahua chewed up Yami's only pair of trunks; I guess he had to borrow Marik's pair. o.O;;
Maiyuka: *walks out of bathroom* Ahhh I feel much better now! ^-^
Yami: *runs by*ICANFEELTHEWINDBETWEENMYLEGS!!!!! >8D
Maiyuka:......OWO;; !?!?!? *runs back in bathroom*..When did HE start wearing Spongebob shorts? owo;;
Kat:...Shouldn't we go help him before he jumps off a sky scraper like that Palkia? o.o;;
Malik:...I was thinking about slowly torturing him in the Shadow Realm; but this is a WHOLE lot better than MY idea. >=) Wait, who's "Palkia"? >=o
Kat: *is already running after Yami*
Malik:...GET BACK HERE! I WANNA' KNOW WHO PALKIA IS! >=O *chases Kat*

Back at the Beach...

Banner: RAAAAAAAAH!!! >=O *lunges at Minus with fist*
Minus: *jumps off palm tree*somersaults in air**lands behind Banner*
Banner: *punches tree* HUH? O_O
Minus: *kicks from behind*
Banner: AAAAAH! >0< *falls against palm tree*
Minus: *has foot against back* Face it Banner-you're NO MATCH against ME! >=)
Banner: *grabs juice mug* I...highly...doubt...THAT! >=O *throws at Minus*
Minus:...A juice mug!?! O.o;;
CRASH!!!!!!
Minus: *is drenched in steak juice*...OUCH. T_#;;
Bakura: HEY! I WAS DRINKING THAT! >=O
Banner: *trips Minus*
Minus: ACK! /\ O_O /\ *falls*
Banner: *grapples on ground* I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU ANYMORE.
Minus: O RLY??? >=) *kisses Banner*
Banner: O0o !?!?
Minus: *kicks Banner off self**jumps away at a distance* Come on, you know you love me back Banner-chan<3! ~.^
Banner: DON'T EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN! ->0<-
Minus: Awww, you're BLUSHING. <=o
Banner: OFCOURSEI'MBLUSHING-YOUJUSTKISSEDME!!! -T_T-
Shuichi: SHE'S EVEN CRAZIER THAN THAT GUY! O_O /\ *points at Bakura*
Bakura: EXCUSE ME!? T_T YOU WANNA' SEE CRAZY!?!?!? *runs to Banner*
Hope: *is hugging Kit* WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO KNOW!?!? <=O
Kit: Kit kitty kit. Owo;;
Bakura: *grabs Banner's face*
Banner: BAKU-
Bakura: HELLO FATHER!!! >=D *hugs*
Hope: O0O !?!?
Kit: OwO !?!?!?
Shuichi: O.O !?!?
Kashaka: O_O BAKURA-CHAN!?!?
Yami: *runs by**points* ISEELONDONISEEJAPANISEEBAKURAHUGGINGAGIRLBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!! >=D
Everyone else:...HUUUUUH? >_O.....O_O !?
Bakura: THERE!!! THAT'S HOW CRAZY I AM!!! *does mad scientist stance* BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! /\>0Yugi *was watching from skyscraper roof with others* Eehehehheh. @.@;; *faints*
Chi: Wow, I never knew Bakura thought that Banner was his dad....wait...isn't Banner a girl? =o
Banner: *is talking to Yami* I...*breathes deeply*..am not...*breathes*...a girl @0@ *faints*....
Minus: Great, that guy ruined our fun. >_>;;
Rouge: SHE BETTER NOT KISS MY ZORO-KUN!!! T_T
Shadow:...Your what? T_T
Yoh: That's the first sign of emotion I've seen you do since I met you! =O
Shadow: WHAT? T_T
Yoh:...Chill dude. I didn't mean any harm. /\ o.o;; /\
Kat:...Looks like Yami isn't the only hyper dude. -O_______O-;;;
Malik: GOTCHA'! >=O *tackles*
Kat: ACK! /\ O0O /\ *falls*
Yami: *stops* KAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!? O__O
Malik: NOW I GOT YOU!!! I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU STOP HIM FROM JUMPING OFF A SKYSCRAPER IN SPONGEBOB TRUNKS!!!!! >0<
Kat:...IS THAT MARIK? O-O;;
Marik: *is running towards Malik with Millenium Rod* I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!!!!!! >=O
Malik: NOT AGAIN. O_O;;
Yami: LEAVEKAT-CHANALONEISAYIWILLNOTLETYOUPULLHERINTOTHETOLIETDRAINSWITHMARIOANDYOU!!!!! /\ T0T /\ *glomps Kat*
Marik: HYAH! *jumps on Malik**grapples*
Malik: GET OFF OF ME!!! >0<
Marik: I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS A LONG TIME AGO!!!!! >=O
Malik: FINE! SLICE OFF MY HEAD!!!! WHY DO I CARE!?!? >=D
Marik: *gets up**fixes squeaky bolt on door* This has been driving me crazy all day! @_@
Malik:...? O.o
Yami: *holds up Kat from under Malik* BWAHAHAHHAHAISAVETHEKITTTYKITTYKAT!!!! ^0^
Kat:...I don't know if I should be happy, scared, or just plain freaked-out. ._.;;
Rouge: Hmmm...the beach is a long ways from here....looks like I'm going to have to fly extra-fast if I want to save Kat and Yami from Malik.
Everyone else: WHAT ABOUT US!?!? O_O
Rouge:...You guys stay here and wait for that "green-haired geezer" to wake up. There's no telling how much action HE'S missed. XP
Zoro: *is sleeptalking* YAMI! PUT ON YOUR PANTS BEFORE HAWKEYE ATTACKS A RANDOM PEANUT!!! Z0Z;;
Everyone else: O.o;;
Rouge: Na'by not. ._.;;
Pelipper: DELIVERY FOR KAT MAMA! 8>
Kat: DRATS! IT USED MY LAST NAME! >_<
Everyone else: YOUR LAST NAME IS MAMA!? O_o
Kat:...Yes. ._.;;
Joe Mama: Of course it is! How else would I be her uncle? O_o;;
Everyone else: YOU'RE KAT'S UNCLE!?!? O_o;;
Joe Mama: Yep. ^-^
Armpit Joe: *puts on Darth Vader mask* BUT I'M HER FATHER! >8O
Everyone else: T.T;;
Joe Mama: No more Star Wars comics for you. >_>;;
Armpit Joe: AWWW BUT THEY MAKE SUCH A NICE SCENT! <=O
Joe Mama:...What? O.o;;
Jack Sparrow: WHUT? O.O;;
Everyone else: T_T
Jack: Uhhh...THERE'S MY RIDE! ^-^ /\ *runs away* AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! /\ O_O /\
....
Minus: *left a note on palm tree*
Banner: *slowly wakes up* Whut...happened....? >_O
Bakura: I'LL MAKE THIS DAY EVEN CRAZIER BY KISSING HIM!! >=D
Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! /\ O_O /\
Bakura:...TOO BAD. >=)
Everyone else: NO! O_O
Bakura: YES! >=D *grabs Banner's arms*
Banner: EEEEK! O_O
Bakura: BWAHAHAH! >=D *prepares to kiss*
Kashaka: *snatches juice gun out of Yami's hands* STAY AWAY FROM BAKURA-KUN!!!!!! >=O *blasts*
Banner: WHUT? Hand---> >_O *is drenched in "pineapple juice"*
Bakura:...*sniffs* BLECK! THAT'S NOT PINEAPPLE JUICE! >XP
Banner: O________________O;;;
Yami: *comes out of bathroom**is shivering* Uhhh....I feel so exhausted-and cold. @_@;;
Rouge: *sets everyone on ground* What happened here? O.o;;
Kat: *was waiting outside bathroom* He found some kind of weird squirtgun with pictures of pineapples and Bakura...then he wanted to fill it up with "juice". Kashaka then snatched it out of his hands...O.O;;
Banner: *already fainted again*
Everyone: *keeps glancing at fainted Banner and Yami* O_O=O_O
Yami:...What? It's just soured lemonade. O_o
Kat: You might want to put your clothes back on. -o.o-;;
Yami: What are ou talking about? O_o I already hav-HUUUUUUUUUUUH!?!?!? O.O
Yoh: ROCK ON YAMI! ^_^
Yami: *hides behind juice bar* KAAAAAAAAAAT!!! WHO TOOK OFF MY CLOTHES!?!? -O_O-;;
Kat: You did. -o.o-;;
Malik: Heh. It was fun while it lasted. >XD
Yami: *trips while putting on pants* ACK! /\ O_O /\ *falls*
Hope: How...very...disturbing...o.O;
Kit: *is covering eyes with paws* KIT KIT KIIIIIT? ^.^;;
Shuichi: She's right-at least they were just Spongebob trunks.
Yami: NEVER GO TO THE BEACH EVER AGAIN UNLESS I'M WITH YOU!!!!! -T_T-
Rouge: It's not our fault you went crazy and ran around in Spongebob trunks.T.T;;
Yami: JUST WAIT UNTIL I'M WITH YOU GUYS!!!!!! ;_;
Rouge: Okay. o.o;;
Luna and Beetlejuice: *are carrying Zoro on backs* What a day. o.o;;
Zoro: *yaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwns**scratches back*...*looks at Yami* WHOAH! O_O
Yami: IKNOWI'MWEARINGSPONGEBOBTRUNKSIMPUTTINGONMYPANTSRIGHTNOW!!!!! ->0<-
Zoro: I didn't know you wear SpongeBob boxers. O.o;;
Yami: *pulls up pants* THESE ARE TRUNKS!!!!! T_T
Zoro: They sure look the same. T.T;; Why are you wearing those anyways?
Yami: Some blond chihuahuha used my last pair of trunks as a chew toy, so I had to borrow Mariks. ^_-;;
Zoro: Oh. O.o;;
Armpit Joe: Where's that Palkia? =o
Palkia: WATCH ME FLOAT LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A CHEESE GREATER AS I SKIP OFF THIS SKYSCRAPER!!!!! >8D *falls*
Random people: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! /\O_O/\
Yami: *puts on shirt* That's it, we're going back to the hotel room. >_>;;
Sheena (anime news reporter): OOOH WHAT A GREAT COVER STORY! ^-^
Yami: YIKES! O_O *hides behind palm tree*
Marik: HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE! >=O *takes off pants* I'M WEARING SPONGEBOB TRUNKS TOO!!!!! >=)
Maiyuka: Eheheheheheheh. -@.@-
Luna: O_O NOT AGAIN!
Sanji: *was knocked out by random pelican* WHERE AM I!? O_O *sees Marik*
Marik: BWAHAHA! >=D
Sanji: PULL UP YOU R PANTS YOU EGYPTIAN GEEZER!!! THERE ARE WOMEN AND CHILDREN HERE!!! >=O
Women: *fainted*
Children: *fainted...from the cuteness of Kit*
Kit: Kit? ._.;;
Marik:...Oh no. The ladie's man. o.o
Sanji: GET BACK HERE PANTLESS JOE!!! >=O
Joe Mama: I'm wearing pants. O.o;;
Larry: He's not talking about you. -_-;;
Armpit Joe: WHOOOOO BEING PANTLESS IS FUUUUUUUUUN!!! /\ ^.^ /\
Everyone else: O_O;; *tackles*
Armpit Joe: ACK! /\ O_O /\
Seviper: See ya! >8P
Clefairy: WHEE! <8D
Marik:...*stops running* Wait a minute. I thought I was wearing trunks under my pants O_o;;
Sanji: AHHH! /\O_O/\ *runs into Marik*
SLAM!!!!!
Marik:...Ouch. X_T

END OF CHAPTER 21

-- Edited by OtakuKat at 13:28, 2008-01-21

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