Prolouge: Warning; it has many, many smilies.

Alex: Welcome to JACT. Heh... that spelled Jact!
DF1: CONCENTRATE!
Alex: Calm down, sheesh.
IWN: Hey, do you remember they're kids reading this!?
Alex: Uh, kids? Yeah, whatever. LET'S CALL LEROY JENKINGS!
Everyone: LLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGSSSSSSSS!

Leroy Jenkings:
Flames: Hi! DID U BRING SONIC WIF U!?
LJ: uh.. no
Flames: i dun beelieef u
LJ: den dunt
Ngal: Uh guys...
LJ:
Flames: ... i h8 him

Suddenly, out of nowhere, Jake came flying and crashed into the wall.

Jake: ...
IWN: JAKEY!

Suddenly, Zoey came too.

Zoey:
Jake: wy u rolf ing?
Zoey:
Jake:
Zoey:
Zoey:
Zoey:
Zoey:
Jake: STOP THATS ANNOYING BECAUSE --Peanut comes crashing down into Jake--
Zoey:
Peanut:
Zoey:
Peanut:

Orcagirl: lewk a laughing partay
Everyone except Jake:
Jake: OK look guys, I'll try to be the smart one here since --he looks up-- ...OH MY GOD BO IS FALLING.
Bo: CANNON BALL!!!!
Orcagirl: but theres no pool
Mac: w8 4 mii

-falls on Jake-

Zoey:
Peanut:
Alex:

Jake: sofocating... can't... breathe...

DF1: so, wii lerned dat u cant come crashing to da wall bcause dis will hapen.
Alex: HEY THAT WAS MY LINE! WANNA FIGHT!?
DF1: YA!
Odie: i dun lyke dis
Star: well i do!!
Alex & DF1:

Flames: i hope dis is over

Mac: hahaha to make it funny ill turn out the lights

DF1 & Alex: aaaaaaaaah my eye! keep fighting you old coot! but i can't see! see smish!!! now fight doodete! aaaaaaaaaaaaah my other eye!!!

Bugs Bunny: Eh, that's all folks!


Total randomness. I know.