NEW MIRACLE CHAPTER!

Alex: omgomgomgomg... SO FREAKING LONG ;_;
Gilly: HAIHAI
Sara: O__________________________________________O
Kate: rofl long face
Sam: is that even possible?
Alex: Idk. Let's have a--

DJ: RAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDOOOOMMMMM DAAANNNCCCIINNNGGG!

-everyone dances-

Gilly: -is breakdancing- I DIDNT KNOW I COULD BREAKDANCE
Sam: -is making the worm- OMGOMG ouch O ouch M ouch G ouch
Alex: -is techno dancing- wat the heck 0-0 dis is freaking me out.
Alex C: YOU ATE A MUFFIN... YOU MUFFIN EATER!
Alex: WHAT?

-music stops-

Alex C: I SAW YOU!
Alex: I WASN'T EVEN AWARE THAT THERE WAS A MUFFIN!
Alex C: YES YOU WERE! I SAW YOU!!!!!!!
Alex: LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FLOWERS
Sam: fail.
Alex: SHUT UP -slap-
Sam: x_x
Alex C: OF COURSE YOU WERE AWARE YOU... NOT AWARE PERSON!!!
Alex: I WASNT AWARE YOU... HOT LIAR!!!
Alex C: -gasp- THAT IS THE LAST STRAW LADY
Jake: actually ur out of straws...:B
Peanut: -slap-
Jake: >.<

Alex C: YOUR... YOUR NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE!!!

Alex: FYNE!!! >:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Alex C: HMPH! >:U

-both of them walk off in different directions-

Jake: I can't believe my eyes... o.x

Gilly: me. either.

Sara: this is a job for...

Bob: me :B

Sara: ...no... who are you anyway?

Bob: Bob :B

Sara: ...

Sam: ITS A JOB FOR... SAMAPALOOZA!

Kate: ...o.o not samapalooza ;-;

Sam: -transforms into a flying llama- OFF WE GO!

-dododod dod dudmmmm-

Alex: ;_;
Samapalooza: HEYYYY
Alex: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH -jumps out the window-
Sara: Great... -_-
Alex: -is falling- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH umph -falls on ground-
Samapalooza: alex. it's me. sam.
Alex: WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO?! YOU WEIRD... LLAMA PERSON.
Samapalooza: y u mad w/ alex c?
Alex: HE SAYS IM A MUFFIN EATER >:U
Samapalooza: ...-_- cmon. -grabs alex by the arm-

-doomdapalodaboopadoooooo-

Alex C: >:U
Gilly: alex. why you mad?
Alex C: SHE ATE MY MUFFIN ;_____________;... sorry... lost my cool there for a moment...
Gilly: you never loose what you never had >:U BUUUURN
Alex C: ...
Gilly: ..heheh... heh. -grabs him by the arm-

-doomoihpapapapapapapleleelluuuu-


-Alex C. and Alex are inside now-
-or were they?-

Alex C: YOU MUFFIN EATER ;______;
Alex: for the last time... i didnt know there was a muffin.
Alex C: yes you were ;_;
Alex: ;_; srry
Alex C: ;___;
Sara: I thought you were a man alex... >:B
Alex C: ...THIS IS IT YOU GUYS SUCK SRSLY
Alex: -slap-
Alex C: ;_; SHE SAID IM GAY
Sara: ...no i didn't O_o
Alex C: YES YOU DID... IN A SORT OF... SUBLIMINAL WAY ;__;

Sara: ...-__-

Gilly: nownownow... i fink that was it... no more fights?
Alex: no more fights :D
Alex C: until she admits SHE ATE THE MUFFIN
Kate: -slap-
Alex C: ...do it again plz
Sam: -slap-
Alex C: ...thanks

Jake: i still need straws :B
Peanut: -_-'
Zoey: :B
Peanut: ...please God... help me with these morons...
Zoey: ish a moron a type of fish? :V
Jake: maybe O_O
Zoey: O_O
Gilly: XD

Alex: well, that's it for now... BYE!

That muffin thing cracked me up! xD

Fave Lines:
Alex C: until she admits SHE ATE THE MUFFIN

Sam: ITS A JOB FOR... SAMAPALOOZA!
Kate: ...o.o not samapalooza ;-;
Sam: -transforms into a flying llama- OFF WE GO!


Alex: I WASN'T EVEN AWARE THAT THERE WAS A MUFFIN!

I love how the whole thing makes a big deal out of nothing. xD That's the funny stuff! Awesome job. =D
I understand if you're full, but can Collar be in it? :]

Chapter...

Lynzee[Nickie]: So yeah, Alex is being held against her will on my toilet trying to find my bubble gum, so that's why she isn't here.
Gilly: o.o
Sara: woah. xD
Lynzee: yeah.

Alex: -comes running- LYNZEE -pantpant- I GOT YOUR BUBBLE GUM
Lynzee: uhhh yeah my alien space rock got lost too
Alex: OHKAY -goes to the toilet-
Alex C: she can be so...
Sam: stupid?
Alex: -comes back- WHAT DID YOU SAY... PUNK?
Sam: YOU'RE STUPID!
Alex: SILLY MUFFIN!
Sam: WEIRD... YOU!
Alex: STALKER!
Sam: TOILET!
Alex: what?
Sam: YEAH, YOU HEARD ME!
Alex: TOILETHEAD!
Sam: TOOTHPASTE!
Alex: SHOWERHEAD!
Sam: WATERTHROWER!
Gilly: gillialicious :B
Alex: WHAT SHE SAID

Sam: ...
Alex: srry ;.;
Sam: I KNOW YOU'RE LYING!
Alex: WELL YOU KNOW WELL!
SAM: NOW MY NAME IS ON CAPS!
ALEX: I DON'T CARE IF YOU NAME HAS A HAT!
SAM: YOU MADE ME SQUISH MY TACO!
ALEX: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU HAD A TACO!
SAM: PUES AY AY AY SI LO SABIAS ANDALE
ALEX: NO ME HABLES MEXICANO AY AY
SAM: >:U
ALEX: D:<

Lynzee: can i talk?
Sam: NO!
Alex: >:V
Sara: SHUDDUP GUYZ.
Alex: -slap-
Sara: -le gasp- BANNED.
Alex: uhhh where did I slap you? ^^;

Alex C: CALLENSEEEEEE
Sam: DONT YOU GO TALKING SPANISH TO ME PUNK
Alex C: ... MOMYYYYYYY
Alex: ALEXXXX
Sam: POPCORRNNN
Sara: BOOOOOB
Collar: COWWSSSS
Gilly: CHOCOLATEEEE
Lynzee: COFFEEEEE
Alex: SPARTAAAA
Sam: PASTAAAAA
Collar: MONKEYYYYSSSS
Alex C: PENCILLLL
Sara: TOILLETTT
Sam: COPPYYYCATTTT


Sara: >:V
Sam: >:U
Alex: -slap slap slap-
Sara: -slap-
Sam: -slap-
Alex: LOL WHY ARE WE -slap- HURTING -slap- EACH OTHER -is slapped-
Gilly: -slap- IDK
Lynzee: -slap-
Slap: -slap-
Alex: STOP THE SLAPPING!
Everyone: o.o
Alex... START THE PUNCHING!

Alex C: ITS PUNCH-A-PALOOZA!
Alex: PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Jake: -holds a glass of water- plz :B
Alex:
Collar: -punch-
Alex: -is unconcious-
Collar: D:' uh... -waves-
Alex: -wakes up- -punches-
Collar: -is unconcious-
Alex: I MUST DO CPR
Everyone: DO IT DO IT
Collar: -magically wakes up- D:!

Alex: well... that's all... I DONT WANT ANYONE HURTING EACH OTHER.
Gilly: -stops punching Sara-

haha thanks XD