AG: I will now announce teh parts in teh play. Jake: * is crossing fingers* Mojo: *is crossing toes* Zoey: *iiz eeting tuna* AG: Peanut will play...um, a vine... Peanut: WOOHOOOOOOOOOO! IN YUR FACE! Everybody else: AG: Zoey will play Confused Person # 1... Zoey: AG: and Bo will play Confused Person # 2. Bo: but i wanted 2 b da cable tv guy AG: Jake will play Romeo's understudy. Jake: WHAT!?!?! AG: and Mojo will play Rrrrromeo Jake: what. Mojo: I g-g-get to k-kiss- Sadie? *faints* Zoey: but u so wubable u can kiss me 2 Jake: Mojo g-g-gets to k-kiss- Sadie? *faints* Zoey: but i want Mojo to kiss me I so prettifull Peanut: ......sure you are.
AG: and Juliet will be played by: *drumroll sounds* SADIE! Bo: wow that was the first time he's smiled ever... Sadie: YAY!!!!! Jake: Sadie: hey Mojo *waves* Mojo: *gets up* h-h-h-h-h-h-h-iiiiiiiiii *faints again* Jake: lgsdlgasiufbdmshdjhlshid *explodes* AG: and Star will be Juliet's understudy. Star: UNDERSTUDY? But im the star! AG: finally, the stage crew will be: *takes a list out of his pocket* 1. Lucky Lucky: i so lucky AG: *pats him on back* good luck chum. Jake: I must find some way to ruin that kiss..... some way..... Mojo: *still fainted*
Sorry not extremely funny, but i got chappy two up!
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It's June 2019. I came back to delete my signature of Ryan Ross doing cocaine (not that I am the one who put it there).