Chapter Three Rehearsal One SPECIAL GUEST STAR, HAMTARO'S DACHSHUND SADIE!
Lucky: yayzerz first rhearsal!^^ I even stole a lock of fur from Bo for a broom! Bo: *has a bald spot* well how nice for you Sadie: hi Mojo Mojo: h-haaaaaaaa *faints* Jake: *pushes past fainted Mojo* hey babe. I say dinner, a romantic canal ride along the crystal clear lake, and some sugar, if ya know what I mean Sadie: S-s-s-SUAGR??????? Jake: *clicks* yep. Sadie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE I COME FROM, SUGAR IS A SIGN FROM THE DARK LORD MOLDYWARTS! ITS A CURSE! RUN! *runs away* Star: you sure have such a way with girls..... Jake: oh, she wants me alright.
Sadie da Dachshund (SD): hello everybody! I am Sadie, your director for this play! Zoey: so no more creepy glum guy? SD: thats right! *brief party erupts* Star: *skidders back quickly* we're back.... SD: well, let's get started!
Sadie: Romeo, where for art thou Romeo? Mojo: HI SADIE!!! Sadie: Romeo, where art thee....? Mojo: *steps onto Peanut* As I climbith this vine, I only dreamith of the um, love...ith, I will find..ith at the top of thee...tower-ith. Everybody: Peanut: LOL DAT TICKLES! Sadie: Romeo, my dear beloved Romeo, how art thou doing? Mojo: *staring in Sadie's eyes* Sadie: *waves in front of face* um, Romeo?
BACKSTAGE Jake: I must stop that kiss Zoey: me two! Jake: Lets work together. here, help me move this fridge over there. Zoey: where'd you get a refridgerator? Jake: i dunno i just found it in some random person's kitchen.
Some random person: WHERE'S MY EXPENSIVE BEAUTIFUL BRAND-NEW REFRIDGERATOR?
Jake: anyways that doesnt matter. lets just move this thing!
Mojo: as I stare deeply into those stunning blue eyes, I imagine thee together forever, as a couple...ith. Sadie: I agree fair Romeo, and truly will we be together with eachith. *They lean in for the lick* Jake: aaaannnnnddddd......NOW! *fridge bams Sadie off the tower and Jake catches her. Zoey runs up to Mojo*
SD: STOPITH! ALL OF YOU! Everybody: bt he and her and they were like gonna kiss and so I went in Mojo is my dream boy but he was gonn aplant one upon stupid Sadie who everybody loves I love Sadie but MOJO here butted in and cost me my gal so Zoey and I planned a pack and everybody is always fighting over me for some reason because I guess I'm a pretty girl, you know, and- Sadie: OMG MAI NAME IZ SADIE TWO! SD: OMG IT IZ WE HAB DA SAME NAME! Mojo: oh brother... Star: they were made for each other... Lucky: I WUB MAI BO HAIR SWEEPER Bo: *still has bald spot*
Will they ever kiss? Find out in the next chapter!
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