September 3rd, 11:23 AM ~~Joural entry provided by Dexter the Beagle~~
I'm so hungry I can barely move. Tiny water icicles drip from my eyes. I wish i knew what they were called. Wait- is that the sound of my kibble? It is! Yes yes yes!!!
I gallop over to my food bowl and gobble up the dog food. It smells stale and there's only about 1/4 a cup of it, but i don't seem to care right now. I finish it as quickly as it was set out for me and lick my lips. I am not completely satisfied, but at least I am still breathing smoothly...
Oh great, here's my owner again. It takes three seconds to feed me, yet I get fed once every two and a half days sharp. Yes, Im so bord Ive timed it. So bord, and starvd. But still, I know deep down, my mastr has a huge heart. That's why I love him. And he loves me back... At least, I think so.
I forgot to do bad grammart and stuff until the very end, so it looks very nice. It's not as sad as the other one, but still.
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It's June 2019. I came back to delete my signature of Ryan Ross doing cocaine (not that I am the one who put it there).