60 Minutes: Nickie Edition

Hello and welcome to 60 Minutes. IWN will not be joining us tonight, so for now we have Nickie. Nickie is not banned, however she wants an interview.

Hello Nickie. Who's your favorite NKCer?
"Bob the builder."
NOT ME???????? *throws notebook and leaves*
"Sorry I meant Psy he's my bffffff :("
psht yeah right :|

What female celebrity do you have a crush on?
"XDDDDDDDDD You mean male right?"
Nope.
"I'm straight..."
Oh.

What is your favorite wood?
"Cherry. it's sooo.. yummy"

What is your favorite carpet?
"The really fuzzy kind because they are fun to pet"

Do you feel that the 3 banned NKCers has any relation to the spirit of Saddam Husein seen in various buildings in Iraq?
"They might have. I think he possessed them or made him seem like them."

What of the Arnold Schwartzennegger/Pete Wentz attack on Saturday?
"I think he is just jealous of Pete Wentz. He obviously wants to be liked but he isn't. Too bad he is my stalker."

Do you think the resemblance between the two means they're the same people?
"There is a possiblity. There is almost a perfect resemblence. Its kinda creepy. They could have switched places"

*nods* Do you believe in ectoplasmic digestion?
"Yes yes I do I think the easter bunny caused it"
Why?
"Because his evil twin replaced him."
Do tell.
"One night will Mr.Easter Bunny was sleeping his evil twin Anti Easter Bunny locked his brother in his room which didn't have any windows. So he put this stuff in the candy and it caused ectoplasmic digestion"

Ectoplasmic digestion = ghost poop. How is this related?
"cuzz the anti easter bunny is a ghost"
I see. Does he use toilets?
"nope"
Then how do you know ectoplasmic digestion exists?
"because I find it under my bed."

Thank you for joining us tonight on 60 Minutes. Our producers and I have had some 6+ hours of discussion with Nickie about ectoplasm and how it forms, but we must now close. Thank you for joining us. *credits roll*

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