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Show One 12/19/07 7:49  PM EST

Part One
 Psy's Interview with Nickie(aka me)

Psy: Hello Nickie. Who's your favorite NKCer?
Nickie:"Bob the builder."
Psy: NOT ME???????? *throws notebook and leaves*
Nickie: "Sorry I meant Psy he's my bffffff :("
Psy: psht yeah right :|

Psy: What female celebrity do you have a crush on?
Nickie: "XDDDDDDDDD You mean male right?"
Psy: Nope.
Nickie: "I'm straight..."
Psy: Oh.

Psy: What is your favorite wood?
Nickie: "Cherry. it's sooo.. yummy"

Psy: What is your favorite carpet?
Nickie: "The really fuzzy kind because they are fun to pet"

Psy: Do you feel that the 3 banned NKCers has any relation to the spirit of Saddam Husein seen in various buildings in Iraq?
Nickie: "They might have. I think he possessed them or made him seem like them."

Psy: What of the Arnold Schwartzennegger/Pete Wentz attack on Saturday?
Nickie: "I think he is just jealous of Pete Wentz. He obviously wants to be liked but he isn't. Too bad he is my stalker."

Psy: Do you think the resemblance between the two means they're the same people?
Nickie: "There is a possiblity. There is almost a perfect resemblence. Its kinda creepy. They could have switched places"

Psy: *nods* Do you believe in ectoplasmic digestion?
Nickie: "Yes yes I do I think the easter bunny caused it"
Psy: Why?
Nickie: "Because his evil twin replaced him."
Psy: Do tell.
Nickie: "One night will Mr.Easter Bunny was sleeping his evil twin Anti Easter Bunny locked his brother in his room which didn't have any windows. So he put this stuff in the candy and it caused ectoplasmic digestion"

Psy: Ectoplasmic digestion = ghost poop. How is this related?
Nickie: "cuzz the anti easter bunny is a ghost"
Psy: I see. Does he use toilets?
Nickie: "nope"
Psy: Then how do you know ectoplasmic digestion exists?
Nickie: "because I find it under my bed."

Part Two
Nickie's Interview with Psy

Nickie: Is your real name psy? I heard that is actually Susan.
Psy: "No, it's Branson - Sir Richard Branson."
Nickie: Ah I see cool name.

Nickie: So.Sir Richard Branson, whats it like being a hobo?
Psy: "HOW DARE YOU COMPARE PRINCE HABIBU TO THIS HOBO ._."
Nickie: I thought you were a hobo because I saw you digging in my trash last night ._.
Psy: "*punch*"
Nickie: okay moving on.

Nickie: I heard you worked for the FBI and have stalked Paris Hilton Is she really a star or is she another fake?
Psy: "You don't wanna know."
Nickie: Yes I do please tell
Psy: "She is neither."
Nickie: o.o..
Nickie: Okay then
Psy: "She is a freak"

Nickie: So I heard you resuced Nickie's mom from Santa Clause. Can you tell us how this happened?
Psy: "Yes. Santa was cheating on Mrs. Clause and Mrs. Clause hated him, so Santa started stalking random people on NKC to be his new wife. "I wonder what nickie's mom looks like" he wondered. So he went to your house, liked what he saw and kidnapped her. Later that day I saw him, so I followed him to the North Pole with my .50 Sniper Rifle and shot him and blew up all of the elves."
Nickie: Very interesting. How did Nickie help?I heard she helped you
Psy: " I dunno, the brat just followed me along and annoyed me the whole way; like Navi. "HEY! Look at me!" "HEY!" "HEY!"
Nickie: Ah. I feel sorry for you putting up with her.
Psy: "Me too."

Nickie: Final question: Why do you talk to Nickie if you think she s a brat?
Psy: "I try not to, but the little freak follows me around everywhere with a big grin on her face. I asked her what's up because she was creeping me out and she was like OH MYYYY GODDDDD THIS GUY HES LIKE >_> A JERK YKNOW CUZ HES LIKE RLY MAKIN ME MAD CUZ HE KEEPS HITTIN ME WITH MATHBOOKS AND IM LIKE OH STOP IT STOP IT BLALBLABLABLABLABLA"
Nickie: How do you react to her annoying ways?
Psy: "I put up with it. I am a ungentleman."
Nickie: Okay thank you for your time. Would you like us to put a restraining order on Nickie for you?
Psy: "Just tell her to stay out of my friggin bathroom window."

Thats all for today's show!











-- Edited by Nickie at 19:52, 2007-12-19

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now you may post that goes for you psy :] XD

Psy wrote:

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WHERED MY POST GO >_>

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  IS SAID NOT TO POST GEEZ IT GOT DELETED

LOL! XD That was funny. I'm gonna PM you....Wait for it.......waiiiiit for ittttt.NOW! :D