January 3, 2008 Joe Moam, director and founder of T.R.T. Paranormal Research Society claims that this device is the next generation of paranormal investigations.
"In an exorcism of demonic spirits, we normally need to get holy water from the church and do some stuff from the Bible," Joe said in a press conference on Saturday. "But with this newest technology we can just turn this on, ask the psychic where the demons are, and suck them up with this vacuum."
"What do you do with the spirits once they are vacuumed into the bag?" a audience member asked Joe. "We know that is a huge concern, so we have built a mansion in Mexico to release them into. The house WILL be sold to whoever may be stupid enough to buy it, but the process of the Spirit Bags will continue." Joe replied.
If this is pulled off, it will change paranormal investigations and possibly the world forever, Joe believes.
"If we can pull this off, and create inflatable rubber bags so that the spirits cannot escape, this will be a revolution to the world and paranormal investigators alike." Joe said. "Yeah, uh, hey, uh, yeah, but uh, will the spirits be able to escape the mansion once the door is open?" a audience member asked. "Yes we can, however that's Mexico's problem now. We already have permission from the president to do this."
Paranormal revolution or just plain ridiculous thinking over a glass of wine? YOU decide.
