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CHAPTER 3

pindogio went to school. it was winter. ya. he was still emo and he took the bus. on the bus some kid went HAI =D and pindogio went WTF GTFAWAY FROM ME WTF DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN

o-o went the child, frightened by the initials for "what the fudgecicle". frightened, shocked, screaming, the school bus driver ran over a ****roach.

the bus stopped to mourn the death of Squeaky, the town ****roach. he was a good ****roach......all of this only made pindogio's emoness worse.

at school, in history class, the teacher was like
m = mc square 2 = the weight of grass + mass of wormhole
pindogio was like uh huh uh huh when suddenly maya grabbed his shoulder, her ugly overgrown dirty nails digging into his fleshhh1!
"HEY U WANA LIVE" she said
"no" said pindogio
"...............ok then come with me" she said, snorting like the demonic pig named Jodie from amityville horror.

maya walked off talking as if pindogio was following her. WTF R U DOING said the teacher!!! he ordered her into the principles office again. maya rolled her eyes like a possessed teenager and snorted like a demonic pig, turned around and bumped into iwn.

"sor--" began maya
"STOP FRIGGIN BUMPING INTO ME!!! >_<" screamed iwn.
"sor--"
"NONOOOON. no. no. its OVER."
"........... D:"
"no srsly its over, the bell rang. schools done"
"oh" said maya
"SAY WANNA KILL THAT PINDOGIO KID"
"yea"
"k i has plan" said iwn "ok ok... ok.... k.. ok....... ok... ok... okay... ok... ok so ... ook, ok so we took that gun to skool rite? I HAS TE PLAN! go up to him, and go BANG! again!"
"genius genius! gorgeous plan! lez go!"

maya walked to the classroom
the teacher snickered and read a book
maya walked up to pindogio
PAO!!!
bang
PAO
PAO
WACK
"I DONT WEAR WOMENS UNDERWEARRRRRRRR" screamed pindogio. his nose grew and he wacked maya n she fell and pindogio was like YES

was she dead?
no, he just had one of those fantasy moments from Scrubs. dang. nothing happened. so ya BANG went the gun. pindogio died.









was he dead?
no, she just had one of those fantasy moments from Scrubs. so, for real now, bang, she shot pindogio and pindogio was dead. "aw man" pindogio whined.

pindogio walked into the classroom and was like WTF when he saw himself on the floor. he was a ghost now!!!!!!!!!!!!! but y???
he saw a light
he went to it
"ALMOST HEREEE..." said a voice
pindogio kept climbing the cloud staircase to the light
"ALMOOOSTTT..."
he made it!"
"... no, sorry"
pindogio fell back down to the classroom.
"sorry dude, nothin personal, just like, get your unfinished business done first then you'll see the light again k?"
"ok :(" said pindogio.
"itll b ok kid just go to the prison and wack maya a bit, im sure thats part of ur busniess rite"
"yea lol XD"
"heh cya l8r XD" and the light went out.

HOW WILL PINDOGIO GET THINGS DONE?????? FIND OUT NEXT TIME !!!!!!!