thx collar
wao, people leik it, no offense but i thot evry1 would h8 us sonik
i thot id hafta delete this thread cuz nickie gets killed l8r on!


jk

neway

15:00:04
boop beep yada yada

psy: WHERZ TAH BOMB, IWN!?!?!?!
iwn: idk :)
psy: -shoots face- WHERE THE HECK IS IT!?!??!
iwn: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD!
psy: what its just a pellet gun
iwn: NO ITS NOT!!! >_<
psy: oops XD TELL ME WHERE IT IS OR ILL HAVE MEDICAL FIX U UP, THEN SHOOT U AGAIN!
iwn: IDK WHERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!
psy: if u dont tell me.........ima make ur def the wurst possible. >=).
iwn: XD
psy: WHERE IS IT
iwn: in the toilet XD
psy: dont screw wif me.

Collar: hum hum doo dee doo -FAAAAAART- -wipe wipe- -flush-
-beep...beep...beep-
collar: hmm -leaves bathroom-

big-arse TV in CTU: "My name is David Archuleta and i will detonate the bomb in five minutes if u do not listen to my commands."

collar: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO LOSE!!! >_<

TV: i want President Sara delivered to my front porch, nao. one more thing..... she must be delivered in a 1978 chevy impala or i will detonate the bomb. you have five minutes to decide whether to live.......or die.

psy: but....doesnt the bomb go off in 5 minutes? -_-

TV: YOU WANNA SCREW WITH ME PAL?????? CUZ YKNOW WHAT ILL JUST DETONATE THIS BOMB RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANT ME TO!

psy: no dont do that...

TV: DONT BOSS ME AROUND! APOLOGIZE OR ILL DETONTE IT IN 3...2...1...

psy: SORRY

TV: oh that was SO fake. THREE...TWO....ONE...

psy: I sincerely apologize.

TV: ..... FAKE!

psy: you're the best singer ever, i love you.

TV: ... thank you :) ok im increasing the timer to 10 mins. u have 5 mins to comply. -turns off-

Psy: I cant believe I said that. -shoots self-

Collar: ...

Psy: FRACK I FORGOT, REAL BULLETS! neway wheres sonic?

Sonic: RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN!

-calls ngal-

Psy: hey dude
ngal: THEY GOT YOU, NO?
psy: no i just wanna no if u wanna um come to my house and take pics of cooter with me yeah my house is this adress... btw bring a chevy
ngal: ok

psy: -turns on TV- k i told her
TV: I HEARD EVERYTHING THAT YOU SAID IN THERE. YOU HATE AMERICAN IDOL DONT YOU???

psy: yeah

TV: 3...2....1... KAPLOOEY

boop...beep..
Collar: NOT AGAIN! -rushes to bathroom-
-poops-
-bomb goes off-
AHHHHH!

Psy: i heard the bomb....but im still alive XD
TV: Yes.
Psy: sooooooo...
TV: That was a small bomb.
Psy: uh...huh
TV: But it was really inside a toilet. I did not lie. By the way, Collar is dead.
Psy: rite. XD
TV: really. go look.
Psy: um, no.
TV: why
Psy: cuz she was on the toilet
TV: GO SMELL THEN >_< STAND BY THE DOOR
Psy: -smells- ... oh GOD, yeah i smell that poop
TV: shes dead, yea
Psy: you giant pixelated basretard.
TV: Mwahahahha. I have many more bombs planted...bigger ones... throughout the country. Bring Sara to my house. NAO.

boop...beep...boop
15:15:15
beep boop

--the chevy--

Sara: DRIVE MORON, I WANNA TAKE PICS OF A DOG! MOVE IT!!!!
Driver: LOOK, YOU wanna drive!??!?! >_>
Sara: -slap- DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!
driver: k we're here

15:20
Sara: KNOCK ON THE DOOR FOR ME! >_>
driver: SCREW YOU IM A DRIVER NOT A KNOCKER! -drives off-
Sara: -knock-
Maya: HUZZAH! -grabs- PREPARE TO DIE
Sara: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Maya: SIT DOWN! -ties up- brb gotta poop XD
Sara: -reaches for cell fone in pocket- YES I GOT IT!!!!
maya: WHAT?
Sara: nothing.
Maya: K! -poop- FUDGE IM CONSTAPATED! -moose sounds-
Sara: ._. -calls sonic-

Sonic: WHAT? -runrunrunrunrun-
Sara: dude maya got me
Sonic: GOOD YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME WHEN I CALLED YOU! BUZZ OFF! -hang up-

Sara: -calls psy-
Psy: YEAH
Sara: u lied 2 me u said u were gonna be here!
Psy: if i didnt send u over ther evry1 in da country wud die, i had 2
Sara: we r SOOOOOOO not frends no mor aftr dis k? neway come kill maya, git me out!
Psy: ok

-drives 2 the place- aw sweet a window is open!
NGal: -screems- SHE HEARD YOU PULL UP, MORON
Psy: oops XD
Maya: -hulds gun to ngal's head- DROP THE GUN OR ILL KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Psy: PROVE ITS NOT A PELLET GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maya: -shoots hand-
NGal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Psy: DA*N IT!!!! -_- -drops gun-
Maya: hee.
Psy: wut?
Maya: -kills ngal- -shoots psy-
NGal: AHHH! -dies-
Psy: OW -fallz-

boop beep boop beep
15:40:38
beep

Sonic: -runrunrunrunrun-
Dude: wait.
Sonic: NO DUDE IM RUNNING THE BOMB GOIN OFF DUDE RUN IM RUNNIN
Dude: WAIT!!!! its been 5 mins and i heard no boom! there is no bomb.
Sonic: oh XD lets go back
-goes back
Sonic: wheres psy???
Collar: he ran off to kill Maya, he been gone awhile tho
Sonic: wait didnt I just see your dead body in a body bag?
Collar: im haunting this place now. i never believed in ghosts b4 but wao this is kool XD
sonic: neway ima go get psy
collar: kk im gonna go poke iwn, it really freaks her out
sonic: kk

-goes to mayas place-
Maya: BLAM BLAM!
Sonic: -taix cover- BLAM!
Maya: AYE YE GOT MAH IN DE ARM
Sonic: DROP THE GUN NUB
Maya: NO...IMA..END IT HEER...IM TOO DEPRESSED!!!
Sonic: NO, DONT KILL YOURSELF AGAIN! ITS NOT WORTH IT!
Maya: -puts gun to head-
Sonic: -shoots it outta hand- sry but i gotta take u to CTU to yell atcha into givin me info, ok
Maya: *******************ING ************ YOU I *******************ING HATE YOU AND ILL *************ING PUT WHAT IM ********ING SAYING RIGHT *****ING NOW INTO MY *******ING PM ON MSN WHEN I ******ING GET OUT OF THIS *******ING MESS YOU STUPID *********************ING **********************ER GO ******************ING DIE!

sonic: i see stars XD
maya: shut up
Sonic: 0MG PSY R U OK
psy: naw
sonic: D**N IT!!! ill git u 2 hospittle k
psy: k
sonic: anyone else killed?
psy: yea, ngal
sonic: YES! i mean... D**N IT!!!
psy: shut up
sonic: dont tell me to shut up -kick-
psy: BEAT ME WHILE IM DOWN, WHY DONCHA
sonic: -pix up fone- guy at CTU, ngal is dead. PREZ NGAL IZ DEAD.

Dude on fone: so what does this meen
Sonic: it means that vice president Nickie.........is prez of teh united sh8ks.
BUM BUM BUM.
Dude: united sh8ks? XD
sonic: united MILKSHAKES!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD -hi5's phone- YEA! which kind do U like i like chocolate
dude: i like chocolate TOO!
sonic: oh my god SERIOUSLY XD wow XD
dude: yeah XD

k ur turn

You asked :) I remember it perfectly.
"Hey Psy."
"Hey."
"Please put me in this thingy."
"K."
"Oh, and I want to be pooping."
"Ok."

thx!!

-- Edited by PsychoFoolTimesTwo at 02:33, 2008-05-30

chaptur 4

me: so ngalz rly ded, huh
psy: yea.
me: excuse me, I..I need a moment.
*leaves room*
psy: por guy, he's takin it hard.
me: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*comes back*
me: *wipes fake tear* yea.
psy: >.>
nickie: *cough* I AM THE PRESIDENT!
me: gee..i think i'd rather have hilary clinton.
nickie: U KILLD MY BFE *kick*
me: no i tried to SAVE your ..what does BFE stand for?
psy: big fat ear?
me: Bigger Fatter Eater?
psy: ..
me: ... rofl
psy: rofl
nickie: NO

psy: im sry nickie, but despite bein da pres we're gonna have to interrogate you
nickie: I WONT TELL U NOTHIN
me: gud, you'll tell us somthin then.
nickie: WHAT NO
me: *turns lamp on*
where were you ..um..yesterday
nickie: takin pictures of my dog
me: no i mean in the morning
nickie: takin pictures of my dog
me: afternoon?
nickie: takin pictures of my dog.
me: evening?
nickie: takin pictures of my OTHER dog.
me: boy u are looney arent you.
psy: geeeeez, ask her another question
me: ok..uh..why are u wearing red socks, ur not speed racer
nickie: ocrap u noticed?
me: yea thats copyright infringement

boop...beep...bop
16:00:00
beeeeeeepppp..booooop.....bop

psy: my turn
how did you survive the blast?
nickie: i used my camera to blow up an exit..
I MISS THAT CAMERA! ):::::::::::::::::::::
iwn: SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME
*they both hug and cry*
psy: could you two at least wait until we leave the room?
me: or get married
psy: dont you have to be stupid somewhere else, sonic?
me: not until 4:00
psy: it's almost 4:00, go get ready
me: yessir.
*runs off*
*runs back*
me: and no im not goin to pin the sticker on pony!
*runs off*
psy: i didnt think so before but now im not so sure..
nickie: finally hes gone
psy: yea, i know, hes annoying

me: i CAN still hear u, u no
psy: CRAP *shoots self*
wtf not pellet gun XD
nickie: ok ill tell u everythin
im a terrorist, even my pictures of my dogs have mind controlling signals in them
psy: so thats why you took like 7,000 pictures.
nickie: nah i just did that because i have no life.
psy: figured that
me: hahahahahhahaaha
psy: it's 4:00, why are you still here?
me: hahahahhhaaahahahaha
psy: .........oh
>_>

beep..boop..beep..boop
16:17:23
bbeeep..boop..bop.

ur turn psy XD

-- Edited by Earl at 09:57, 2008-05-30

Nintendogsgal54 wrote:

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Lmfao, I love this. XD Even though I kinda..died.
:D
XD

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ya, ur ded.

maya assassinated u

 

-- Edited by Earl at 12:31, 2008-05-30