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I THINK IM DRUNK XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
i keep walking and the doooooor keeps following meeee
then i tried walkin to the dooooooor and it wouldnt get any closerrrrrr
then i turned aroundd and i saw a sign that said nkc
and theres this giant white box im typing in right now, dude its wild its nkc's homepage but its on a giant screen...in my HOUSE dude, i didnt know it was this big

you're here...............and YOU'RE here!
yknow whats really funny? XD when you wake up, but ur having a bad dream, and u hit ur headd XD

yknwow what else is funny? XD chuck norris jokes oh im sobering up oh i cant believe it oh im so sad what was i thi i i i i i i i i i in kii i i i i i i i i i ii i ng ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i have a brainacheeeeeeeeee

someone hand me a beer ohhhhh no not a beeeeeer itheres starving kids in africa who would love that beeeer and im just gonna driiiink it when i could drink waterr no im n ot gonna do that to africa kid i love africa kid, yknow wut i think i adopted one last night off that tv commercial, i gave whatserface some shoes because that guy said she cant afford shoes but then she said brb and idk where she is oh well this is america this is AMERICA OH LIIIIIIIIBERTY can you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE da da da da loo daaaaaaa

rumor has it

iwn

has a GIRLFRIEND named PEANUT i am NOT kidding yall i read it in a thread she made, and guess what? SHES BLACK!!!!

HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM JK, IM JK, IM JK, IM JK, ABOUT THE BLACK COMMENT, IM JK XD XD IM JK XD LOL xDDDD BUT I MADE MYSELF LAAAAAAUGH SO HARD, XD

and guess wut else?
its a THREESOME
yes thats right, theres another one
her name is ZOEY

mhm i am GOSSIP BOY ! YHEEEEEEAH

in fact

apparently

thers alot goin on yall dont know about

~pl~ has a foursome goin on

she has threeeeeeee gf's

dixie lucy and holly

and savy has a bf oh she must be straight his name is SARGE cuz hes a sergeant or some crap idk but srsly you guys dont know ANY of the latest gawsip, ill fill ya in kay?

kk....shh..lissin do this......lissin to this.....

ngal...........

likes boys AND girls.

she has chuck the stick...........hes a guy
and its hard to tell but those fish have a 50% chance of being girls!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im getting sad again i told eeeeveryones secrets ohhhhh man i suck im not gonna have anyh friends aftr this ohh i should be on that show punkd because no one likes that guy either but i cant be on punkd cuz ashton kutcher hates me cuz i told his secret too ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this day sucks oh, id go outside but i cant go outside yknow why because everywhere you step, you're killing living creatures! i dont want to kill flies, bees, wasps, ok wasps and bees can kiss my butt but ur also killing ants, termytes, and GERMS! they're all living creatures

even when we drink we're harming harmless water molocules, yknow what life sux EVERYONE is a murderer whats the point of police when we're all killers theres no stoppin us even the cops are murderers yep thats right, YOUR MOM, YOUR DAD, YOUR GRANDMA, YOUR GRANDDAD, YOUR SON, YOUR DAUGHTER, YOUR GRANDON, YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER, YOUR GREAT GRANDFATHER, YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER, ALL ARE MURDERERS! and guess what

it runs in EVERY family.

im gonna go watch that 70s show ok so like send this beer to africa for me ok