Fave Quotes

CollarGirl · OMGJONASSISTERS

Fave Quotes

IWN · Siberian Husky

David Desrosiers: We're late... Because of me... Because, uh, I was in my bed, sleeping, because my alarm did not go off. So I had to skip the shower, and uh, I always skip the shower anyways...
Pierre Bouvier: Get to the point!
David Desrosiers: Et quoi the point!

David Desrosiers: Look, banana, double banana!!!! It means it's got two bananas in it.

Jeff Stinco: It takes a lot of balls for 5 canadian boys to get out there and want to conquer the world!
Pierre Bouvier: It takes 10 balls!

Pat: We found a bird that has the same hair cut as David.......the comparison is uncanny!

There's so many more from that DVD...it's hilarious..XD
ohh and this one

Chuck Comeau: It's not everyday that a TV channel gives an hour of their time for five morons from Montreal, Quebec!

...yeah :D

tikey · Chihuahua

DON'T PANIC

Ponylover · Moderator

"Those dinosaur SciFi movies aren't for hardcore dinosaur fans, but for hardcore s**t fans." - Dr. D, JPL

If I listed the others from JPL most of you wouldn't know what I'm talking about, so--

Artist: Can I smell his butt?
Host: (forgot the guys name) ....-confused look-?

User 1: "Ignorance and superstition...they are like twin idiots running rampant throughout the land!" -- Aristotle

100% true.

User 2: where in the hell did you manage to get a quote like that?

And more from Victoria Stilwell, Gordon Ramsay, and Simon Cowell I don't feel like listing.

-- Edited by Ponylover at 10:55, 2008-08-02

xSamx · Hermaphrodite

Spencer: Hello.
Jon: ...Where did you get the mic from?
Spencer: I stole it. So listen, we've been told that the sound coming out of here needs to be no higher at 95 decibels and I just think that f***ing bullsh*t....
Ryan: Okay so lets scream really loud and try to get it to 110!

*it was loud*
Jon:Alright!!!
Brendon: Yeah and now lets give a nice, quiet clap for those people!

*sarcastic clap*

Ryan: NOW JUST SCREAM REALLY F***ING LOUD!!

*i lost my voice D:*

Brendon: WOO!
Ryan: YEAH! YOU JUST COST US 500 DOLLARS!!!

Best concert of my life.
We were being too loud and it was outside and it was late and there were houses nearby and...yeah.

Alex(From Phantom Planet): So it's raining...usually at shows I throw water bottles at people...but...I don't know what to do now...
Sam(Their bassist, not me |: ): You could...throw towels..
Alex: Okay...HOW ABOUT TOWELS!!! *throws*

Also from the concert.
:D

and of course,

(Note that my question *yesmine* was if he could have any superpower, what would it be and why)
Brendon: Lets see...superpower...Invisibility. And...not for the reason most people think. So that they can't be see...'cause...if...if YOU'RE invisible then your clothes can still be seen. I mean, I'd just want to walk around naked all the time. ...But...Since that's not deemed appropriate my society it just..it can't happen. So invisibility. For sure! *smileyolol*

*twitch* :D

and uhm...something not music related...

Mr Howard: Who slamed that locker!?!?!
Carly: Me?
Mr Howard: DETENTION!
Carly: REALLY?
Mr Howard: TONIGHT!
Carly: YAY!
Mr Howard: ...Yay?
Carley: Darn!

-iCarly.

Spencer(iCarly): IT'S THE STUPID CARS! STOP LOOKING AT THE SIGN! DON'T LOOK AT THE- I STEPPED ON MY TACO! D:

-Also iCarly.

-- Edited by xSamx at 11:41, 2008-08-02

CollarGirl · OMGJONASSISTERS

Ponylover wrote:

"Those dinosaur SciFi movies aren't for hardcore dinosaur fans, but for hardcore s**t fans." - Dr. D, JPL

If I listed the others from JPL most of you wouldn't know what I'm talking about, so--

Artist: Can I smell his butt?
Host: (forgot the guys name) ....-confused look-?

User 1: "Ignorance and superstition...they are like twin idiots running rampant throughout the land!" -- Aristotle

100% true.

User 2: where in the hell did you manage to get a quote like that?

And more from Victoria Stilwell, Gordon Ramsay, and Simon Cowell I don't feel like listing.

-- Edited by Ponylover at 10:55, 2008-08-02

OMG GROOMER HAS IT FAN :D
And yays Sam iCarly! xDD "I stepped on my taco D:"

Forgot one:
"Don't you want to save a dog's life? .....You DON'T?? .........evil......." -Jonathon, Groomer Has It

-- Edited by CollarGirl at 14:41, 2008-08-02

Ponylover · Moderator

CollarGirl wrote:

Ponylover wrote:

"Those dinosaur SciFi movies aren't for hardcore dinosaur fans, but for hardcore s**t fans." - Dr. D, JPL

If I listed the others from JPL most of you wouldn't know what I'm talking about, so--

Artist: Can I smell his butt?
Host: (forgot the guys name) ....-confused look-?

User 1: "Ignorance and superstition...they are like twin idiots running rampant throughout the land!" -- Aristotle

100% true.

User 2: where in the hell did you manage to get a quote like that?

And more from Victoria Stilwell, Gordon Ramsay, and Simon Cowell I don't feel like listing.

-- Edited by Ponylover at 10:55, 2008-08-02

OMG GROOMER HAS IT FAN :D
And yays Sam iCarly! xDD "I stepped on my taco D:"

Forgot one:
"Don't you want to save a dog's life? .....You DON'T?? .........evil......." -Jonathon, Groomer Has It

-- Edited by CollarGirl at 14:41, 2008-08-02

Oh God yes.

That night when they announced that Artist won I flipped out. :D

XD
I wanted him to win.. not the other one.

Nintendogsgal54 · Flyer-Fan Admin

"THINK OF DEAD PUPPIES!" - My Youth leader. :D

So this random girl walked up to us and was talking about sherbat and Zac said:
"Go SOMEWHERE!"
"WHERE?"
"TO WHERE PEOPLE CARE!"
It was great. XD

Hmmmm. CILLA!
"Jared Pap (the supernatural dude) broke up with his fiance!"
"Obviously he wanted to find someone taller"
Because the dude is like..humongous.

"Can I have some gum?"
"No, get your own"
"I save my money for things that last longer than gum"
"Get the long-lasting kind!"

IWN · Siberian Husky

Nintendogsgal54 wrote:

"THINK OF DEAD PUPPIES!" - My Youth leader. :D

So this random girl walked up to us and was talking about sherbat and Zac said:
"Go SOMEWHERE!"
"WHERE?"
"TO WHERE PEOPLE CARE!"
It was great. XD

Hmmmm. CILLA!
"Jared Pap (the supernatural dude) broke up with his fiance!"
"Obviously he wanted to find someone taller"
Because the dude is like..humongous.

"Can I have some gum?"
"No, get your own"
"I save my money for things that last longer than gum"
"Get the long-lasting kind!"

That's Jared Padalecki to YOU! :(
:D

NOA_Andy · Shibu Inu

'Oops'
-edward cullen.
hhahahahahahahahahahahuioashki
HA,
THE 'PERFECT' EDWARD CULLEN SAID OOPS
hmm let's see..

'pretend there are kitties under your feet. if you march too hard, you squash the kitties. so don't squish the kitties or we'll make you pay!' [josh somethingorother. it was a marching band thing]

'would you believe me if i told you a yellow submarine was following me?'
[ringo starr. or whoever voiced him...yellow submarine]

Paul: THERES NO MORE PAPER TO WRITE ON PODGIE
John: no need to worry jasper, you keep saying to yourself matches i'll keep saying candles until we reach the shot. then we won't need to write it down, we remember.
Paul: will you remember the poems podgie?
John:we both will, jasper.....matches
Paul:CANDLES
John: matches
Paul: CANDLES
John: matches
[john lennon/paul mccartney.]

sgt. pepper: nice elver pulling
ringo: I'm a born leverpuller!!!
[yellow suibmarine. hahahaha. XDD]

'must have been those unidentified flying cupcakes' [ringo again,]

john:'Hello grandfather!'
grandfather:'Hello'
John: 'so you can talk can you?'
paul" couirse he can talk, he's a human being
ringo9: well seeing as he's related to you. hahahaha.
[a hard day's night]

john: I NOW DECLARE THIS BRIDGE...OPEN!
[...a hard days night]

omfg im not obsessed.
XDD