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Chapter One

Kitchen
Gilly: -hangs Simple Plan picture on fridge-
Sara: ...
Gilly. :)
Hannah: OMG GUYS EVERYBODY QUIET
Collar: Y
Hannah: POTC 2 IS ON
Everybody: -doesnt care-
Hannah: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JACK HAS EYES ON HIS EYELIDS HAHAHHA
Chika: WELL. Me nd Collah don't need you loons. C'mon Collar, let's go obsess over the Jonas Brothers! :D
Collar: YAY. Joe is sexy...
Chika: Kevin is so... ohhhhhh...
Sara: 0_o Ew. The Jonas Brothers aren't even attractive.
Gilly: -punch-
Sara: Ow- WTF???
Gilly: >:( -hugs Joe poster-
Sara: ...Then why are you hanging a Simple Plan poster on the fridge...
Gilly: ITS LEGAL TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE OBSESSION K?
Collar: -nods- :) I had to search it last Saturday when the police arrested me for being too obsessive... haha but they couldn't legally put me in prison cuz the law was never fully established. ^^
Kate and Sam: -fighting over PATD members-
Sara: If it was I'd be living alone...
Kate: RYAN!
Sam: NO!!! ;__;
Kate: There's only ONE way to settle this. ;_;
Sam: I NEVER WANTED IT TO COME TO THIS!!!! D:

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Bathroom
Sam: -gulp-
Kate: I'm sorry Sam. :(
Sam: ;-;
Kate: When you're ready, I am.
Sam: -blinks- -hugs Kate- -takes deep breath-
Both: -silence-... ROCK PAPER SCISSORS.
Sam: PAPER BEATS ROCK! -throws rock at Kate-
Kate: OW! But...but...two outta three!
Sam: >:( ROCK PAPER-
Kate: DYNAMITE! -bathroom explodes-
Sam: -covered in ashes- >__________>
Kate: DYNAMITE KNOWS ALL.
Sam: Did it ever occur to you that we aren't being LITERALL?
Kate: YOU were :\
Random Jury: Yeah she was being literall, YOU THREW THE ROCK!!
Sam: Darnit I HATE the random jury! ;_;
Kate: SHHH you hurt their feelings!
Random Jury: -cries-

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JoBros Concert
Collar: OMG
Chika: OMG
Collar: OMG
Chika: Oh dun't you omg my omg grl! :\\\
Collar: sry ;-;
Random Announcer: And now... please welcome... THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!!!!
Both: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gilly: -appears out of nowhere and runs onto stage-
Collar and Chika: :O
Gilly: -grusomely attacks-
Collar and Chika: WOOOOW.... OHHH... EEE... WHOA...
Security: -kills-
Gilly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE LICK MY POSTER!!!!!!!
Collar: wow.
Chika: i know, I was guna do that! ;-;

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TV Room
Hannah: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sara: ...
Hannah: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! NOW HE SAID "MATE!" Ya know, PIRATE speech? -lmaos- HAHAHAHHA
Sara: ... -ish completely sane-
Hannah: AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA NOW HE SAID: "IMA PIRATE!" AHAHAHAHAHA
Sara: -leafs-
Hannah: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex: hey hannah i need da tv
Hannah: no
Alex: -lets out war cry- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -attacks-
Hannah: OW...HEY...WATCHIT...OUCH...WILL!...GETOUT....OW...GOAWAY...HEY...THATWAS...MYKIDNEY...OW...
Alex: -punches-
Hannah: -blacks out-
Alex: :) -watches Alex Campos live-
Alex C: This is for all those special girls out there. -starts to sing and play guitar at the same time-
Alex: <3 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sara: -stuffs pudding in ears- >:(

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Bathroom
Kate: kk the random jury feels you're too violent.
Sam: -has punched in face- ...
Kate: sorry. I WIN RYAN!
Sam: ...you're too improvising-y...
Kate: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sam: -kills toilet-
Kate: O_O
Toilet: -explodes-
Kate: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sam: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Toilet: -is dead-
Kate: Awwww but I gotta urinate! X_X

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Backyard
Sara: Peace and quiet. :)
Hannah: -is dumped outside-
Sara: ...what the crap? -pokes-
Hannah: ...
Sara: ... -pokes-
Hannah: ...
Sara: -pokes- -pokes- -pokes- -pokes- Heh heh. :) -pokes- -pokes- This is fun. -pokes- -pokes-
Hannah: -wakes up- ...WILL? -licks-
Sara: EW YOU NASTY PERV -throws fruitcake-
Hannah: AHAHAHAHA FRUITCAKE
Sara: YOU ARE SUCH A PERV
Hannah: Will is such a beast! *_*
Sara: Ignoring that... YOU ARE SHUNNED.
Hannah: ;_____;


There ya go! I tried to be funny, but whatever. xD

-- Edited by CollarGirl at 01:10, 2008-08-06

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Collar: wow.
Chika: i know, I was guna do that! ;-;

EPIC WIN! xD
And so is this:

Collar: -nods- :) I had to search it last Saturday when the police arrested me for being too obsessive... haha but they couldn't legally put me in prison cuz the law was never fully established. ^^

Hehe. xDDD

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Thank YOU!
:D

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Gilly: >:( -hugs Joe poster-
Sara: ...Then why are you hanging a Simple Plan poster on the fridge...
Gilly: ITS LEGAL TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE OBSESSION K?

:D

Sara: Peace and quiet. :)
Hannah: -is dumped outside-
Sara: ...what the crap? -pokes-
Hannah: ...
Sara: ... -pokes-
Hannah: ...
Sara: -pokes- -pokes- -pokes- -pokes- Heh heh. :) -pokes- -pokes- This is fun. -pokes- -pokes-
Hannah: -wakes up- ...WILL? -licks-
Sara: EW YOU NASTY PERV -throws fruitcake-
Hannah: AHAHAHAHA FRUITCAKE


Those parts made me laugh. xD



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Thanks muchly Gillikins! ^^
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Heyy ;.;
RYAN'S MINE. KATE CAN HAVE SPENCER. :|
olol

I'm violent.
yay violence!

haha xD nice job. xD

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-immitates Timmy Turner's voice-
It's educational, and violent, but mostly violent!
YAY VIOLENCE! :D

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EXACTLY!
*SHOOTS SOMEONE*
YAY!

okay..uh..*stops spamming*
xD

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XDD LMAO.
THANKS GUYS! :DD AND SAM. :)

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