I was the same way, I didn't want to go see it cause I knew I'd want to b*tchslap all the little edward fans who were screaming (but hey, i almost screamed too) but I was pleasantly surprised that no one screamed, or made any noise at all besides laughing at funny parts which I did too. I usually don't, but I was in a good mood cause...well I was seeing twilight. I thought the movie rocked. They left out ALOT which sucked, but they always do that. I'm seeing it again today (maybe) and again Sunday. I'm weird like that. Plus I have alot of friends who haven't seen it yet and want to go, so I'm like "woo". My friend Andrew's seen it four times and counting. Freakin' weirdo. He thinks CARLISLE is hot O___O. Like wtf he's hideous.
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My mom saw it...and she might take me and I'm like wtf :( I never read the book soo I have no idea what to expect or what it's about so I'll probably either have a dumbfounded look on my face or fall asleep. ..xD
My mom saw it...and she might take me and I'm like wtf :( I never read the book soo I have no idea what to expect or what it's about so I'll probably either have a dumbfounded look on my face or fall asleep. ..xD
It's a dumb love story about vampires. Necromancer-love. And rumor has it the annoying fangirls drove "Edward" to be a porn star. He was reeling in quite the money until Rosie O'Donnel and him joined forces and someone who called himself "Darthius" stuffed his big rosy cheeks in the window and gasped really loud then smiled. "Darthius" was obtained by the police, but his real name he never revealed, even under severe interrogation by Jack Bauer. Police also found massive ammounts of drugs in Edward's apartment. Police said this is probably the reason for his hideous bum-like haircut, and Rosie's personality.
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Okay EVERYONE in my theater screamed [ the first time...yes i saw it twice. It's an AMAZING comedy :)] when Edward came on. I gagged. Very loudly. I thoguht the fight at the end was kinda....bleh....Bella SUCKS at being in pain [It's all the pot she's been smoking :O No really...she's smoking pot.] and Edward talks like a tard [It's the beer and cigarettes. no..not only was it BEER but it was TEQUILA and VODKA and other alchoholic drinks.]...and he's ugly as FUCdge...and he made all the lines sound creeper-like. "I watch you in your sleep it's fascinating" Come ON. oh..and the "Hold on tight, spider-monkey" Made no freakin sense. I mean come ON. AGAIN!
The movie was decent, but it wasn't as true to the bo ok as it could have honestly been. It's getting too much credit from 12 year old twitards [i love that word] then it should bhecause they think Robert Pattinson is hot {He-ale no! lol hale.} THAT REMINDS ME! Jasper Hale's hair MADE the movie..and his schizophrenic ways. I would also enjoy to point out that they left out one of the most important parts. You know...the whole OLOL BELLA HERE'S CARLISLE'S HISTORY, THE STORY BEHIND THE VOLTURI, WHY WE'REM VEGETARIAN VAMPS AND ALL THAT IMPORTANT STUFF! Just a little crucial.