Me: hey God: Can I help you? Me: yep God: What can I do for you? Me: cookies God: Are we still talking about ? Me: cookies yeah God: Sure, cookies sounds like a good topic. Me: can you give me cookies God: Why do you want it?. Me: hey look dude im just hungry okay? God: You've got my full attention. Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Me: wow you're way more of a jerk than i thought God: I'm glad your impressed, . Way. You think I am more of a jerk than you thought. Me: WHAT? God: Are you confused? Me: YEAH DUDE I MEAN ID THINK GOD HAS GOOD GRAMMAR God: What are you confused about? I am a Christian. Dude,. Me: see, you dont put , just before . God: Thanks for chatting, . Me: ......... God: Thanks for chatting, . Me: ....................................... God: Thanks for chatting, .
what a jerk
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that old sig was big as fuck so i just removed it you're welcome
Me: hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: donna, what's your name? God: My name is God. Me: hot. God: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me. Me: woah, don't get offended. God: I am not trying to get offended. Me: hot. God: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me. Me: yeah you already said that God: It goes without saying. Perhaps. " That kind of discussion does not appeal to me."? I said it. Me: huh? God: What? Me: you scare me, god God: There is nothing to be afraid of. Me: are you sure? God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: really? God: For real. Me: hot. God: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me. Me: geeze.. God: Where are you located? Me: are you a stalker? God: Am I a stalker? Of course I am. Me: hot. God: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me. Me: fine god.. God: I am glad to hear it. GOD rules. Me: oookaaay God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: but you're god God: Yup. That's me alright. Me: whatever God: Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: what if i was? God: Try it. Me: i don't care about it. God: You sound very cynical. Me: you're freaky God: Oh. To you I am a hippie. Me: hippies are kick ass God: All of them? Me: yep God: Far out. Me: i know, right? God: How do you know? I am glad we agree. Me: you're god, you should know. God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me should know. Me: okay. God: OK with me too. Me: so, what do you look like? God: Come on. Like Jesus, but older. Me: hot. God: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me. Me: okay, okay, sorry God: Yeah okay, Yeah okay, There's no need to apologize. Me: so are you REALLY god? God: Take it easy. Yes, I am God.. Really. Me: wow. so am i going to heaven? God: I'm glad your impressed, . Excuse me! Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. Me: but you're god.
he stopped talking to me after that.....i think he hates me. :(
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