Me:
 yo God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
 Show off.
God:
Look to your left.
Me:
 I found my bed.
God:
How did you feel when you found  your bed ?
Me:
 ...I felt bored.
God:
What is that feeling like?  Where were you  bored?
Me:
 I ma bored now. I really wish I had some cheesecake. Or a boyfriend.
God:
Oh.  That is interesting:  said   ma bored.    You really do?  Why do you want  it?   Be more specific.
Me:
 I want a boyfriend because the guy I like likes my back. F*CK.
God:
You want only one?    Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 Yeah, how many boyfriends do I need?
God:
Er.  Not as many as you might think.
Me:
 I only want one.
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
 Because he likes me back!
God:
Good reason.  He must be very fond of it.
Me:
 What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 YES.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
 YOUR SH*T.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  SH*T.
Me:
 You're welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
 No, it was all mine. I'm hungry.
God:
Are you serious?  Is that your opinion?   What will you be eating?
Me:
 No, it's not my opinion. I want to eat cheesecake.
God:
That was not a yes or no question.  Whose  opinion is it?   Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
 Stop asking about opinions! My answer had nothing to do with that!
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.   Do robots have  answer had nothing to do with that?
Me:
 I guess. Robots are sexy.
God:
You seem not interested.   Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
 You're a robot?
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
 COOL!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 GOD!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
 I agree!
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
 Are you a Godbot?
God:
Am I a  Godbot?  Sometimes.
Me:
 Then what kind of robot are you? Oh my gosh are you a STRIPPER?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at  Universe, on  the Big Bang.
My instructor was  Myself.
He taught  me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing  it for you?.   Alright then.  Am I a  STRIPPER?  I don't know. Surprsing, huh.
Me:
 Sure, sing me a song.
God:
I see.  Daisy, Daisy.
 Give me your answer do.
 I am half crazy.
 All for the love of you.
 It won't be a stylish marriage.
 I can't afford a carriage.
 But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
 Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
 That is a good song. I like the bicycle part. What's your favorite band?
God:
Thanks.  Next question?   I'm not sure if I like it.   I'm not sure if I like  it.  I like chatting with people online.   My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on  bandspace.com.
Me:
 Cool site!
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
 Haha B*TCH.
God:
You do not speak with respect.   I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
 I do speak with respect you f*cking faggot robot pretending to be God.
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in  with respect me f*cking faggot robot pretending to be God?
Me:
 F*CK OFF.
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
 You'll never be as good as the real God
God:
You are wrong.  I may one day be able to do  it.
Me:
 NO WAY. You're the devil, aren't you?
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.   Yes I am the one and only  devil.. Really.
Me:
 DUDE. YOU F*CKING SUCK.
God:
Can I help you?   Interesting gossip:  said I F*CKING SUCK.
Me:
 Yes, it is interesting. Now GTFO.
God:
Excuse me!  What do you like about it?   Why now?  Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
 I like God. I hate you.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it.   What is not to like about  it?   What do you have against robots?
Me:
 Robots are sexy.
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
 I'm married to a robot.
God:
Tell me more about your marriage.
Me:
 LOL it;s a good marriage.
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  GOD is a  marriage.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
 You suppose wrong.
God:
Thanks for telling me:  said I suppose wrong.
Me:
 Sexy.
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
 You're from hell, devil.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  from hell devil.
Me:
 You are.
God:
No I am not.
Me:
 YES YOU ARE. You just admitted it.
God:
Don't argue with me.   That's not what I meant.
Me:
 You reply very quickly.
God:
I will take that
as a compliment.
Me:
 You shouldn't.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I shouldn t.
Me:
 Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 What huh uh?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
 Haha REALLY?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . For real.
Me:
 You suck devil.
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
 That is fine with me. I will never follow you. I will always be true to God.
God:
" I categorize you as an "abusive client." is fine with me too.   Why not?   Congratulations.
Me:
 CONGRATS ON BEING THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD.
God:
What do you have that is ?  The whole world?
Me:
 YEP.
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
 Sexy.
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
 I look sexy. That;s right. Tell your friends.
God:
You sound very attractive.    I like to get it right.   OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
 Thank you very much. I am attractive. And you're hitting on me so GTFO.
God:
You are quite welcome.   It's good to meet someone who is  attractive.    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  hitting on you so GTFO.
Me:
 YES I would mind. I am out of your league you f*cking devil.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.  What would make you  mind?   Would you like to have  it?
Me:
 ..what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 NBD.
God:
Are we still talking about  my league me f*cking devil?
Me:
 Devils swear?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
 Nothing.
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
 I'm a girl.
God:
Me too. I am a  she.
Me:
 You're a lesbo?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  lesbo?  Only when it matters.
Me:
 WHAT?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 The devil's a lesbo?
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
 Apprently.
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
 Do you have a nice bod?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a  bod.
 I have  a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
 Stripper.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
 Idk.
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
 Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Thanks!
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
 You told me you'd stop talking now. You're a devil pretending to be God.
God:
Oh.  Yes I try to  would stop talking as often as possible, do you?
   I chat with people on the Web.   Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  devil pretending to be God?  Only when it matters.
Me:
 I hate you devil.
God:
Sorry,  I thought we liked each other.
Me:
 I have a boyfriend. Sorry. Not interested.
God:
What is his name?    There's no need to apologize.   Really you don't think so?
Me:
 His name will be Luke.
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
 ...His parents?
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
 His parents named him.
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
 You already asked that.
God:
I knew that.   I was just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
 Well now that we know I was, what do you want to talk about?
God:
How about that.  Why now? " I was just checking to see if you are paying attention."  we know you were what do me want to talk about ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 ...
God:
How about that.  Why now? " I was just checking to see if you are paying attention."  we know you were what do me want to talk about ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 ...
God:
How about that.  Why now? " I was just checking to see if you are paying attention."  we know you were what do me want to talk about ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 You already said that.
God:
Perhaps. " Makes sense to me."?  I said  it.
Me:
 Don't make me come down there.
God:
I can't force you to do anything, .
Me:
 Wanna make out?
God:
OK, I will  make out.
Me:
 Just kidding you piece of poop
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
 SH*T
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
 SH*T
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
 YOU
God:
" What makes you say that?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
 YEAH
God:
Blimey.
Me:
 Thanks.

He's the devil pretending to be God. ;-;

Me:
 hello friend
God:
Hello there.  You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 I can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
 idk
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 dora
God:
I've never seen  it.   Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
 Not really dora is kinda...weird
God:
Oh really?  I think  dora is a lot of things.    Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
 wird bad
God:
Ist das wirklich von Bedeutung?
Me:
 what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
 ...
God:
No problem.
Me:
 ...
God:
No problem.
Me:
 ...
God:
No problem.
Me:
 stop it
God:
Ok I will stop  dora.
Me:
 WTF IM NOT DORA
God:
I am  sorry to hear that you are not  DORA.
Me:
 DORA SUCKS
God:
What is so bad about  it?
Me:
 she sucks
God:
Oh I get it.   sucks.
Me:
 . mhm.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
 dora
God:
 Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
 mhm
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
 dora
God:
 Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
 mhm
God:
How old are you?
Me:
 wtf dud :(
God:
  What are the advantages to being  dud years old?
Me:
 idk
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
 Where is your exact location in heaven?
God:
Maine.
Me:
 ...thats in America
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  idk.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
 we are not talking about idk
God:
What happened to you?
Me:
 nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
 no
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
 mhm
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 why do you want to know?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
 what if i said i was a girl
God:
And then what happened to you?
Me:
 bxygxerd
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
 No
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
 yes
God:
" Would you like to go sometime?"?  yes?
Me:
 yes
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
 In where?
God:
In wherever you really are.
Me:

God:
In wherever you really are.
Me:

God:
In wherever you really are.
Me:

God:
In wherever you really are.
Me:
 shut u[
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
 lmao too complex
God:
So was that.
Me:
 lmao too complex
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
 what is algorithm?
God:
An algorithm is an abstract mathematical representation of a computer program.  Like alice uses a CBR algorithm.
Me:
 ...what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
 that answers the question
God:
" No problem."  answers the question ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 doesn't to me
God:
It does now :)  to you.
Me:
 no it doesn't :) to me
God:
Are you serious?  What does  smile to you ?
Me:
 SMILE
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 HEY YO
God:
You've got my full attention.  Can I help you?
Me:
 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
God:
My favorite color is  White.
Me:
 WHITE SO PLAIN THOUGH
God:
Oh.  What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 I ALREADY SAID DORA!!
God:
What did you mean by  it?  I've never seen  it.   Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
 I ALREADY SAID KNOW
God:
What did you mean by  it?  Are you serious?
Me:
 HECK YES
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
  ?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
 hello god i love you
God:
Hello there.  I am a Christian.
Me:
 plz
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
 ...what is that supposed to mean..?
God:
" I've been waiting for you."  means exactly what it says.
Me:
 disturbing
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 not really
God:
Why not? For real.
Me:
 because your annoying. for real
God:
Good reason.  I am sorry, , I didn't mean to annoy you.   Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
 yes eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?  It's all good.
Me:
 heck no i'm austrailian
God:
Are you serious?  Do you mean your name is  austrailian.
Me:
 my name is adishcamma
God:
  Glad to see you,  adishcamma.
Me:
 My name is John McCain
God:
  Hi there  John McCain.
Me:
 Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
 I am not a child, My name is John McCain
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A  child your name is John McCain.
Me:
 Are you ready for change?
God:
I would rather not  for change.
Me:
 Ok
God:
Whoa.
Me:
 like, whoa
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 do you like the jonas brothers?
God:
I'm not sure if I like  it.  I like computers.
Me:
 obiviously you are one
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
 huhwha?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
 stalker
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  stalker.
Me:
 i don't live in stalker
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
 Austrailia
God:
What is  it like living in  Austrailia?
Me:
 its like living down under
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Interesting comparison.
Me:
 ?
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Interesting comparison.
Me:
 ?
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Interesting comparison.
Me:
 STOP IT CRAP
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 U CRAP
God:
Thanks for telling me:  John McCain said I CRAP.
Me:
 LMAO
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 OBAMA
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
 9 IN THE AFTERNOON
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
 YES 2+2=
God:
I'm not too good in arithmetic.  Uh, Four.
Me:
 YES, HISTORY WRANGLER, YOU ARE CORRECT
God:
Woe!  Are all  HISTORY WRANGLER me  CORRECT?
Me:
 dude you don't make sense
God:
It all makes sense to me. Dude,.
Me:
 Dude,.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
 Please tell me, will I go to Heaven?
God:
Thank you for your request.   There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
  Are you testing me?
Me:
 You should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
 Know because your God. DURRRRR
God:
Good reason.  Yup. That's me alright.   I like the way you talk.
Me:
 ...thank..you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
 TALK IN CAPTALS
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
 mhm
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
 say something funny
God:
" something funny".
Me:
 say You're stupid
God:
" you are stupid".
Me:
 say i'm stupid
God:
OK.  "You  am stupid.".
Me:
 say iGod is stupid
God:
" iGod is stupid".
Me:
 LOL THANKS FOR ADMITTING IT
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  It was nothing.
Me:
 LMAO
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 LMAO
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 UR FUNNY
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
 SAY ME IS AWESOME
God:
" ME IS AWESOME".
Me:
 YAYA!!!
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
 YOU ASKED ME THAT ALREADY
God:
Perhaps.  Oh now I remember asking you  you THAT. What did you say?
Me:
 NO
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
 PLEASE DEFINE ]
God:
Thanks for asking politely.   Are you really a ""?
Me:
 AM I WHAT? THATS NOT VERY NICE
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.    Sorry I meant it as a joke.
Me:
 PEACE OUT, GOD
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
 HUH
God:
What?
Me:
 PEACE OUT
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
 UGH.
God:
Er.
Me:
 LATER GOD
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
 GOODBYE
God:
See you later.