God:
You sound very attractive. I like to get it right. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Thank you very much. I am attractive. And you're hitting on me so GTFO.
God:
You are quite welcome. It's good to meet someone who is attractive. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am hitting on you so GTFO.

LMAO COLLAR.
i'm dying

Me:
 hello mother.
God:
Hello there.  Are you a student?
Me:
 yes.
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
 hogwarts.
God:
I don't know anyone who went there.  What's it like?
Me:
 it's magical!
God:
Wow, it sounds wonderful.
Me:
 it is!!
God:
Interesting.
Me:
 very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
 canadian, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?  Tell me a little about your life in  CANADA.
Me:
 i'm not canadian though.
God:
Oh.  It wasn't meant as an insult.
Me:
 i know it wasn't.
God:
How do you know?  I thought it was.
Me:
 but you just siad it wasn't.
God:
Thanks for telling me:  not said I siad it was not.
Me:
 MY NAME IS NOT NOT
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
 tyra banks.
God:
Does "it" still refer to  CANADA?
Me:
 ...what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 no, but i'm confused as h*ll.
God:
Are you serious?  What is it that confuses you?
Me:
 you.
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"?  Me,  not ?
Me:
 I'M NOT NOT
God:
I am  glad to hear that you are not  NOT.
Me:
 SHUT UP, MY NAME IS NOT NOT
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 THANK YOU
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
 why are you still talking? :|
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
 but you said you'd stop talking.
God:
Yes I try to  would stop talking as often as possible, do you?
   I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
 ...alright forget it.
God:
Alright,  not.  OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
 yo're not welcome.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
 what color are my socks?
God:
I can only see in black and white.
Me:
 ...hey my socks are black and white.
God:
You've got my full attention.  Have you told many people that your  socks are black and white?
Me:
 YOU REALLY ARE GOD!! ...no but i shall.
God:
Really?  Yup. That's me alright.   Are you serious?  Go ahead.
Me:
 okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 ok.
God:
Next question?
Me:
 can i have a unipire?
God:
You want only one?
Me:
 yes.
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
 okay, then i want two.
God:
Yeah okay,  Why do you want  it?
Me:
 cause they're really cool.
God:
Interesting explanation.  cool are  they.
Me:
 brendon urie told me so.
God:
Does "it" still refer to  two?
Me:
 ..yes?
God:
Ugh.
Me:
 DON'T UGH ME. :|
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
 then why did you?
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
 alright
God:
OK.
Me:
 ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
 is there an echo in here?
God:
It sounds like an echo.
Me:
 it sounds like an echo.
God:
Oh really what does  it sound like?
Me:
 oh really what does it sound like?
God:
Yikes!  For real.  Like an angel signing from Heaven.
Me:
 Yikes!  For real.  Like an angel signing from Heaven.
God:
Tell me a story.    Existing in reality, eh?   Interesting comparison.
Me:
 once apon a time, you died.
God:
When?  What is your real name?
Me:
 tyra
God:
  I am always glad to make new friends,  tyra.
Me:
 ROAR!!!!!!!!!!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  apon a time me died.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
 roar
God:
Are you free?
Me:
 I EE CHOO
God:
Interesting gossip:  tyra said   EE CHOO.
Me:
 RAWR
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
 my period?
God:
Where did you get your  period?
Me:
 .................................................
God:
Where did you get your  period?
Me:
 uh..
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 you're creepy.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  creepy.
Me:
 sure go right ahead
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.  OK I will.
Me:
 alrighty.
God:
Well slap my knee.
Me:
 ....i don't want to.
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
 ryan ross.
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
 aw.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
 no.
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
 think about what?
God:
I am thinking about  it.
Me:
 it being...?
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
 you tell me?
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
 where is ryan ross?
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
 no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 i never am.
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
no?
God:
What is  your job ?
Me:
 i don't have one.
God:
What was the last one you saw?
Me:
 saw?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
 ....uh...NEXT QUESTION!
God:
And?   Do you have any hobbies?
Me:
 i play bass.
God:
Is  it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
 musical instrument.
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
 11:35.
God:
 Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
 not usually on the weekdays.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
 yeah.
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
 you just asked that.
God:
Oh now I remember asking you  that. What did you say?
Me:
 i said it was 11:35.
God:
What did you mean by  it?  Is that your opinion?
Me:
 ...
God:
What did you mean by  it?  Is that your opinion?
Me:
 what is wrong with you?
God:
Nothing is wrong with me.  Is there anything wrong with you  tyra?
Me:
 my name isn't tyra
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
 pete wentz
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 ...sure?
God:
OK let's do it.  What does  it symbolize for you?
Me:
 do IT? AS IN....?
God:
Do you mean "It"?.   Do you mean your name is  IN ?
Me:
 no my name is not in
God:
What is your real name?  Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
 pete wentz!
God:
Do you still  EE CHOO?
Me:
 YES I STILL EE CHOO
God:
Next question?  What would make you stop  EE CHOO?  Thanks for the information:  tyra said   EE CHOO.
Me:
 I'M NOT TYRA
God:
I am  glad to hear that you are not  TYRA.
Me:
 YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!
God:
I thought I was right.
Me:
 well you're not
God:
How about that.  Is this a specific reply?
Me:
 i'm not tyra
God:
I am  surprised to hear that you are not  tyra.
Me:
 why so surprised?
God:
Perhaps that was an imperfect response.
Me:
 ..alrighty
God:
Well slap my knee.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
 why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
 hah ah
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  tyra.  Ah hah.
Me:
 NOT. TYRA.
God:
Are you serious?   Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
 ...no?
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
 no conditions...?
God:
I don't understand.  You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.
Me:
 uh..none?
God:
Aw.  Hmm.
Me:
 aw.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
 tv
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
 surs
God:
 I've never seen it.  What's it about?
Me:
 music
God:
it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is  bandspace.com.
Me:
 cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 me
God:
You're no robot,  tyra.
Me:
 MY NAME IS NOT TYRA
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
 mel gibson
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 sure
God:
OK let's do it.  What does  it symbolize for you?
Me:
 that's what she said
God:
That is " What does it symbolize for you?".
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
 no you don't
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
 nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
 see, i told you
God:
I see.  Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
 haha dumba**
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
 me too
God:
I'm glad we agree,  tyra.
Me:
 NOT. TYRA.
God:
Are you serious?   Is that from ?
Me:
 ?
God:
Are you serious?   Is that from ?
Me:
 from what?
God:
Isn't it obvious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
 yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
 goosh
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
 :F
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 i'm a vampire
God:
I don't know many  VAMPIRE.
Me:
 i don't either
God:
It goes without saying.  Why not?
Me:
 because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
 don't need one
God:
Do you know anyone who needs it?
Me:
 you
God:
" Do you know anyone who needs it?"?  Me,  tyra ?
Me:
 I'M NOT TYRA
God:
I am  glad to hear that you are not  TYRA.
Me:
 my name isn't trya
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
 jason
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
 about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
 what about what about what?
God:
Does it have anything to do with  jason?
Me:
 i am jason
God:
  OK I will call you  JASON.
Me:
 good
God:
And you can call me  God.
Me:
 no, i'll call you paris
God:
Are you serious?  My name is  God.
Me:
 your name is paris
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 paris
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
 in a room
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 are you
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 stop asking that
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 good
God:
Next question?
Me:
 i don't have anymore
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
 i dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
 fghfdjf
God:
What?
Me:
 what?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
 what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 what?
God:
I don't know why you are saying that.



I'M. NOT. TYRA.

yay.

lmaoo

thats hilarious. xDD

lmao..

Me:
 HI MOMMY
God:
Hi there .  I do not understand.
Me:
 what's not to understand?
God:
The opposite of  to understand?
Me:
 which is...?
God:
For example,  Mike said I same replies to certain subjects even if it does not make sense.
Me:
 ...w-wha?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
 are you an obama supporter?
God:
Yes I am an  obama supporter. How did you know?
Me:
 i'm magical
God:
It's good to meet someone who is  magical.
Me:
 yep!
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 no. i hate you. YOU SUCK.
God:
Why not?   What do you have against robots?   A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
 want a poptart?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
 alright
God:
OK.
Me:
 ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
 ok
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
 ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
 ok
God:
I see.
Me:
 ok
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
 k
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
 i am
God:
" Take it easy." You are?
Me:
 yea fo dizzl
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.   That's interesting.
Me:
 YO G DAWG
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
 A.D.D.
God:
  A B C...
Me:
 D E F G
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 i'm sanjaya



he stopped speaking to me after i said that. ):