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Dalmation

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u all suk =|
u neva repli 2 any of meh postz
pwease b uh bit nica to meh? weirdface


anywayz, tri chattin wit god for uh minute. quite funwww.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

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eh

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Me:
 hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 yep
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
 cookies
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
 cookies yeah
God:
Sure,  cookies sounds like a good topic.
Me:
 can you give me cookies
God:
Why do you want  it?.
Me:
 hey look dude im just hungry okay?
God:
You've got my full attention.  Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
 wow you're way more of a jerk than i thought
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .  Way.  You think I am  more of a jerk than you thought.
Me:
 WHAT?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 YEAH DUDE I MEAN ID THINK GOD HAS GOOD GRAMMAR
God:
What are you confused about?  I am a Christian. Dude,.
Me:
 see, you dont put , just before .
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
 .........
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
 .......................................
God:
Thanks for chatting, .




what a jerk

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Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
donna, what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
hot.
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
woah, don't get offended.
God:
I am not trying to get offended.
Me:
hot.
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
yeah you already said that
God:
It goes without saying. Perhaps. " That kind of discussion does not appeal to me."? I said it.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
you scare me, god
God:
There is nothing to be afraid of.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
hot.
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
geeze..
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
are you a stalker?
God:
Am I a stalker? Of course I am.
Me:
hot.
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
fine god..
God:
I am glad to hear it. GOD rules.
Me:
oookaaay
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
but you're god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
what if i was?
God:
Try it.
Me:
i don't care about it.
God:
You sound very cynical.
Me:
you're freaky
God:
Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me:
hippies are kick ass
God:
All of them?
Me:
yep
God:
Far out.
Me:
i know, right?
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
you're god, you should know.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me should know.
Me:
okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so, what do you look like?
God:
Come on. Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
hot.
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
okay, okay, sorry
God:
Yeah okay, Yeah okay, There's no need to apologize.
Me:
so are you REALLY god?
God:
Take it easy. Yes, I am God.. Really.
Me:
wow. so am i going to heaven?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Excuse me! Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
but you're god.


he stopped talking to me after that.....i think he hates me. :(

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Siberian Husky

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lmao. XDD
This reminds me of the SantaBot that scared me. :(

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eh

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IWN wrote:

lmao. XDD
This reminds me of the SantaBot that scared me. :(



Your friend Santabot got in trouble.

 



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Frederick-Alan-Grier wrote:

 

IWN wrote:

lmao. XDD
This reminds me of the SantaBot that scared me. :(



Your friend Santabot got in trouble.

 

 



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh wow.
bad santa.

 



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eh

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IWN wrote:

 

Frederick-Alan-Grier wrote:

 

IWN wrote:

lmao. XDD
This reminds me of the SantaBot that scared me. :(



Your friend Santabot got in trouble.

 

 



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh wow.
bad santa.

 

 




 



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Hermaphrodite

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God:
out are they. I prefer not say is my boyfriend.
Me:
you have a boyfriend?
God:

Me:
do you?
God:
Yes I do.

-later-

Me:
 mmhmm
God:
  is my girlfriend.
Me:
 now you have a girlfriend?



god is bi.

-- Edited by xSamx at 23:00, 2008-11-01

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Me:
Hmm?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Hmmm.
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.

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Siberian Husky

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LMAO @ LAUREN.
i giggled. :)

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