I play Chimes with a group, I can play one song on a guitar, and I can play Joy to the World on the Piano. (I taught myself a few years ago) That's it, sadly. :(
I played trombone for...4 years, I think. Yeah, trombone, of all things. XD I'm pretty much tone-deaf, though. Oh, and I can play "Pop Goes the Weasel" on my little sister's toy piano...that has eight keys. I go by the color of the keys. :]