Labby II: The Return of Labby

Pelord · eh

Labby II: The Return of Labby

NOA_Andy · Shibu Inu

...KILL OBAMaaaa.

Pelord · eh

chaptr 2

so leik psy and chuck norris was driving into washington dc and obama was walkin down the street wavin at peoples. the night was beginning................................

"this stufs so borin i wish i could sit downn" obama wined
"stop wining" his wife michelle said
"stfu fat cow" obama said, slappin her in da face

the crowd was like WTF and obama said "lols we jk" and everyone was like "o ok lol :P". den every1 skreemd again cuz chuck norris drove a car rite through a crowd of people and up to obama

"GET IN THE CAR!!!1111111" chucky screamed, ignorin the people he just ran over
"ARREST THESE PEOPLE" obama said

the fbi tried to tackle chuck but he roundhouse kicked em in the face. then evry1 started shooting but he roundhouse kicked the bullets in the face

then he did a pushup.
it made the earth go down. BIG EARTHQUAKE. evry1 ran away except obama
"W-W-WHAT DO U WANT" he askd
"theres a creature thats going to kill u. COME WIT ME" chuck replied

obama got into the car and they drove away rly fast.

then all of a sudden

ERRRRRRRRKKKKKKCRASHHHHHH some dude in a black SUV crashed into them. then the guy got out and pointed a gun at chuck and yelled GET OUT

chuck got out
"LEAVE MY WIFE AND SON ALONE!" chuck yelled
"HUH??????????" psy gasped
"thats rite.......i am ur father, psy"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"SHUT UP!" the guy with the gun yelled. he punched chuck and ripped psy outta the car and yelled "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING??????"

"THE PRESIDENT WAS GOING TO DIE. i had 2 take him away" said chuck
"the labby is in the white house impersonating obama. shes gonna bomb russia. WHERE WERE YOU TAKING HIM?" the man asked

"OMG...um um um we wer gonna drive him to the wite house rly fast cuz um we thought he would die in the march"
".........KNEEL DOWN."
chuck kneeled down
"NO!!! LEAV MY DAD ALONE" psy yelled
"SHUT UP!" the guy yelled. "HE'S NOT YOUR DAD"
"wtf?????"

chuck began to laugh. like an evil laugh. he said "ur too late."

"......WHAT DID YOU DO?" the guy yelled
"you'll see"

"launch dem." labby said, in the white house

the roof of the wite house opened up and a giant missile came out.

"........U SON OF A B*TCH" the guy yelled. he shot chuck in the face
"WHO ARE YOU??????????" psy yelled
"son..........................." pony said
"WHAT"
"hes.......ur father."
"WTF"
"my name is jack bauer. hello son." jak said
"OMG. so whats with chuck?"
"he was working with the labby. he drove the car into a crowd of people to distract everyone, then labby snook into the white house disguised as obama. then chuck kidnapped obama so that people thought he merely ran into the white house. now labby's gonna launch missiles into russia and den world war 3 son"

"o.m.g." psy said

they decided they should probably kill labby before she can do anything. so they went in2 the white house. but...................

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SUSPENSE
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this suspense is gonna rly sell when i publish this book
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everyone inside the building was infected with the Labby Virus. THEY WERE ALL LABBIES.

"TAKE DIS GUN AND KILL THEM ALL" jack said n he handed everyone a gun
"idk how to shoot a gun" obama said
"heres how"
jack shot him in the knee
"AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHH WHY DID YOU DO THAT" he yelled
"BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO SHOOT A GUN. YOU POINT AND PULL THE TRIGGER. YOU'RE TRYING TO SLOW US DOWN. SO SHUT UP!"

so ya they killed the labbies but then there was a huge crash and a Super Labby busted into the room. it was a huge giant labby. it started eating people

jack got a plan

he strapped C4 to his body and let the labby eat him. then inside the labby's stomach he armed the c4, left it in there and waited for labby to poop him back out. den the labby exploded

but they wasted so much time fighting em

"Ur too late, bauer. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" labby said

the building started 2 shake and the missile launched. the lights dimmed..........

den there was a bloodcurdling scream from rite next to them

pony tackled psy and began ripping him to shreds and psy was like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

jack shot pony in the face and killed her

OMG. PLOT TWIST.

chaptr 3 later

NOA_Andy · Shibu Inu

<3

-- Edited by NOA_Andy on Sunday 19th of April 2009 05:26:30 PM

Pelord · eh

would you buy this book

Pelord · eh

chaptr three

"FGNJRGNJRNJRN GJRNGJRNGJNRGJNJRGN" pony snarled at jack
he shot her sum more then she died
"WTF HAPPENED" said psy
"she tried to kill u XDD" obama said
"SHUT UP" jack yelled, gunsmacking obama. "the labby must have planted the thought of killing psy into pony's brain. she knows what we're all thinking. thats y we need to wear these tin foil hats, son"

evry1 put on the foil hats

"now we need 2 stop dat missile." jak said
"aight" psy said
"I WANNA GO HOME" obama wined
jack shot obama's other knee off n told him to stfu

meanwhile.......................

a mysterious guy snook around them
then tossed a net over obama and psy and jack and said "GOTCHA! rofl".
"O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT SEEM TO LIFT OFF THIS NET" exclaimed jack

the mysterious man began....................................................................to talk.

"so u thot u could get away huh psy....................." he said
"WHO ARE YOU................. >:(.................." psy said angrelly
"left me ther to suffer while u ran away with mom....................... wel now shes dead. heh heh heh heh heh."
"........omg...." psy said. "YOU..YOU..."

"thats rite, psy. its me. ur brother IWN."
"daaaaaaaaaaang plot twist" obama said
"SHUT UP" jack said n he kicked obama in the face
"thot u would get away wif it....heh heh heh....ditchin ur baby bro to escape frum the labby... well...heh...it just costed ur mommas life... heh heh heh" iwn said

"what do u want........." said psy
"i want..........heh heh heh..........." iwn chukkld.
"what"
"...............a hug."
"what"
"ITS BEEN SO LONG PSY I MISSED U I WANT A HUG"
"no"
"then prepare.....2 die. CMON OUT, POD"

every1 was awestruck as....
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a giant iPod Touch walked in and started singin "cant touch dis" and kickin everyone on the punchlines

"I CANT TAKE THIS" obama said
"SHUT UP!" jack said, shooting his third and final knee off
"STOP DOING THIS BROTHER" psy screemd
"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" iwn said

"JACK, U GOTTA SAVE US" psy said
"yea" jack said
"how u gonna do it"
jack looked around the ipod and saw sum exposed wiring
"who has to pee?" said jack
"dude dont joke 'round man we gonna die that song loops forever" said psy
"no srsly do u have to pee"
"yea kinda"

jack began to poop on the floor
then he told psy to pee on the poop until it was all soaked up in pee so it was rly wet
then obama peed on it some more

then jack rolled it all into a ball and chucked it, (lol get it? CHUCKED...as in...chuck norris? GET IT XDD) into the exposed wiring

the ipod short circuited and caught on fire then jack burnt the net in the fire and escaped then took iwn hostage

obama took some tylenol and jack washed his hands then began interrogating iwn

"i dont hav time to skrew around, iwn. HOW DO WE CANCEL THE AIR STRIKE AGAINST RUSSIA"
"I WONT TELL U" iwn said
jack started the chainsaw and sawed iwn's hand off
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHH"
"HOW DO I CANCEL IT???????"
"I DONT KNOW!!1111111111111111111"
jack sawed her arm off
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

the screems echoed all the way to IWN's house in Canada
"...gilly senses...tingling...." a mysterious man in IWN's house said. he put on his spiderman costume and webbed his way to washington DC

"u only have one limb left. i can stop the bleedin. i can torture u all i want. jus tell me how to stop the missile." jak said
"ill never tell u." iwn said
jack revved up the chainsaw and began sawing her last leg off, when suddenly

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed a little man as he crashed through the window. there was a big "D" on his spiderman uniform. "They call me the D-man. but my frends........and the enemies........................call me....Darius." he said

"...y..you..." jak stuttered
"Thats rite..............brother. heh heh heh heh heh" chuckled the D-man. HE'S JACK'S BROTHER.

BUM BUM BUMMMMM

Nintendogsgal54 · Flyer-Fan Admin

O
MI
GOSH
PLOT TWIST

Animal_Lover · Golden Retriever

LOL SUDDENLY PONY AND IWN ARE ALIVE AND IWN WENT BACK TO BEING THE BROTHER *confused*
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I READ IT WHILST HEADACHE
I wouldn't but it though. I'd read it all then leave.

Pelord · eh

Animal_Lover wrote:

LOL SUDDENLY PONY AND IWN ARE ALIVE AND IWN WENT BACK TO BEING THE BROTHER *confused*
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I READ IT WHILST HEADACHE
I wouldn't but it though. I'd read it all then leave.

pony and iwn never died

buy it, butthead

Animal_Lover · Golden Retriever

Pelord wrote:

Animal_Lover wrote:

LOL SUDDENLY PONY AND IWN ARE ALIVE AND IWN WENT BACK TO BEING THE BROTHER *confused*
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I READ IT WHILST HEADACHE
I wouldn't but it though. I'd read it all then leave.

pony and iwn never died

buy it, butthead

"But Pony was dead. Dude, pony was dead dude. She was dead"
And then she was in heaven and Sonic was there and then 20 years later God let him out and labby came out blahblahblah

And IWN died when labby came in

Where does it sell? XD