Pelord wrote:

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Animal_Lover wrote:

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Pelord wrote:

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Animal_Lover wrote:

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LOL SUDDENLY PONY AND IWN ARE ALIVE AND IWN WENT BACK TO BEING THE BROTHER *confused*
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I READ IT WHILST HEADACHE
I wouldn't but it though. I'd read it all then leave.

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pony and iwn never died

buy it, butthead

 

 

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"But Pony was dead. Dude, pony was dead dude. She was dead"
And then she was in heaven and Sonic was there and then 20 years later God let him out and labby came out blahblahblah

And IWN died when labby came in

Where does it sell? XD

 

 

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OH......right.......erm...........plot hole.......i mean...no...not a plot hole...i can explain it

um

yeah so
....
...
ok so
iwn wasnt really dead
she was still alive a little
the D-Man was just passing by, and kidnapped IWN and fixed him up
then he lived with iwn for awhile taking care of him
then...something happened...and IWN was like AHHHHHHH GET OUT OF MY HOUSE and kicked him out one day, then the D-Man has been stalkin him ever since

-watches too much 24- OH THAT REMINDS ME 24 IS ON TONIGHT YEAHHHH

and since god was doin pony favors on the way to heaven she asked "hey dude can i go back to life" and god was like yeah sure and brought her back to life

OKAY?!
HAPPY NOW?


-- Edited by Pelord on Monday 27th of April 2009 09:26:16 PM

 

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XD Sure

NOTHER CHAPTAR! D:<

 

cool hows $20 sound


chapter four


jak stared at his brother darius in shawk

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD" jack said
"hmhmhhmhmmhmhmhmhhm yea of course u did........yet u did nothing to help me, DID u, jack?" d-man said





20 yeers ago jack n his brothr were on a covert ops mission in russia.........
they waz interrogating the russian genral
when some dood drove up to the building in a shaguar

his name was austin......
he busted in2 the room...n he said....
wel i dont remember wat he said
but after he said it
he said
"SHAGALICIOUS, BABY"
n he kicked the darius in the balls and darius went OOOHHHHHH and fell to the floor
jack went "sunufa b*tch" n shot at him but he just dodged em n said "OH, BEHAAAAAAAAVE HMMHMHMHMHMMHM" and kicked jack in the balls

den austin set a timer......for a BOMB!
jack ran
he had to leev darius behind

n everything went KAPLOOOSHHHH






"I COULDNT DO NETHING TO HELP YOU" jack yelled
"U COULD HAVE PICKED ME UP AND CARRIED ME OUT" darius replyd
"NO I COULDNT HAVE YOU'RE TOO....."
"FAT? yea ive heard it all before...hmhmmhmhmmhmmhmmhmhmhhm but it wont batter nemore...not after today...mwehehehehehehehehehehehe" darius giggled
"WHAT IS YOUR INVOLVEMENT" jack screemed

darius kept giggling

"i dont hav time for this" jack said
he kicked darius n shot him in the nose
"WHAT DID YOU DO"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" darius yelled. "OK OK OK ILL TELL YOU! ILL TELL YOU OK?"

darius began to talk

"ok so... after gilly rejected me...... i had to....go 2 desperate measurz.....ok? so..i went on the internet, same place i met gilly u see, and i found dis grl named labby. i was like hai wanna go out on a cyber date n she said "TEE HEE YAH SHUR :)))))" n we wented on a cyber date. n then in the middl of the cyber date her voyc changed n she sounded like the terminator and she reached through the screen n dragged me to wher she was n then she ripped my fingers off n told me 2 work for her. i waz skared so i said ok"

"WHAT DID SHE ASK YOU TO DO" jak asked

"she wanted me to help build a-- GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
pony jumped up as a sinister ninja zombie and ripped darius's head off then tossed it in the air and swallowed it. he died.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO" iwn screamed. she secretly loves darius but she wont admit it

jack opened fyre on the pony-zombie but she seemed to absorb all of it

then the pony zombie grabbed psy and ran off with him

"N000000000000000000000000oooooooooooooOOOOOOOO" jak yelled
"STFU IM THE ONE BEING KIDNAPPED" psy said

jak began to follow them
den he noticed Obama was stickin behind

"WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR" jak yelled
"this is pointless ur not gonna stop dis, the missil launched n evry1s dead. we need the militaryz help" obama said
"u dont get it u stupid sunufab*tch" jak said. "all of ur militaries are LABBIES now. THEY WONT HELP YOU."
"Maybe.... I'm a labby. heheheheheheheheh."

"...........sunufab*tch NOOOOOOOOOOOO" jack yelld n he started to run
Obamalabby grabbed jack and followed pony and psy

the real obama was tied up in a cage surrounded by labbies. he's pretty much screwed tbh



it wuz nao midnight....
psy and jack were in sum sort of crackhouse or something, da house was ripped in half n partially on fire lols, n they were tied up n obamalabby and pony were in the other room

"what do u think theyr gonna do" psy asked
"theyre gonna eat us" jack told him
"u gonna escape"
"ya probably"
"lols cool"

jack had a knife in his back pocket, they didnt kno
so he cut the rope and tossed the knife to psy
but it missed and stabbed psy in the butt so he went OW

"HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" pony said, n she saw that jack wuz untied
she and obamalabby rushed in 2 attack

"U GOTTA GET IN THEIR BRAIN SUMHOW, CUZ THEYR ZOMBIES U SEE" psy informed jack
"YEA I NO"

jack kicked pony n pinned her down and ripped her brain open and ripped her brain out and threw it at obamalabby
but thats when he noticed...
OBAMALBBY HAD PSY
"heh heh heh heh heh" he giggled
"U SON OF A B*TCH LET HIM GO"
"u just had 2 rip da braynz out rite away..... heh heh heh heh heh"

he ripped psy's head off and ate it and psy collapsed 2 his death...........

ther wuz a eerie silenc..............

PLOT TWIST DUHNDUHNDUHN

how r u lost
obama was captured and a obama clone (who was rly a labby) kidnapped jack and darius kidnapped psy and then obamalabby killed psy and jack is all mad and stuff


chaptr 5

"u sun of a b*tch" jack screemd

"ha ha ha ha ha" obamalabby giggled

jack tackled obamalabby and beat the frig outta him, but then jack got hit on the head

"u just had to get in the way" a voice said

"omg.........." jak replied

it was psy
he was headless
but alive
kinda like that story about the headless chicken
except now its the headless psy

"look dude, ur stealing the spotlight, i mean uve never ran into labby before, but i have, so this is like, supposed to be my quest, yknow? but u just hopped in and started freakin out about a missile." psy explained

"yeah i guess i did im sorry man go ahead and kill me" jack replied

"nah i dont wanna kill u dude just go home lols"

"ok lols call me if u need help"

"i will bai"

jack skipped down the street to his house and took a nap

so psy killed Obamalabby and all that but then he didnt rly no wat to do next
he looked through the house and found a gun

then he heard rustling in the bushes then some person walked out and said "i come in pea--" but psy shot her, turns out she was NOA_Andy from nnkc what a shame

psy began to head back to the wite house (he had sum sorta plan 4 takin out labby!) but sumthing was following him

he looked behind him and no1 was there so he kept walkin

then he heard a weerd snarling leik a mean dog or something

he lookd behind him and nothing was there

he kept walkin

he heard more stuf n he looked behind him and OMG IT WAS THE SAME PERSON HE JUST SHOT STANDING RIGHT FREAKING THERE PSY UNLEASHED A FULL RAMBO PISTOL CLIP INTO HER FACE LIKE BLAPBLAPBLAPBLAPBLAP BUT SHE JUST STOOD THERE LIKE THE TERMINATOR HE RAN AWAY BUT IT CAUGHT UP AND PSY RAN OUT OF ENERGY SO HE JUST FELL AND SHE STOLE HIS GUN AND RAN OFF BUT PSY KICKED HER AND STOLE THE GUN BACK AND ASKED "WHO ARE YOU"

"no one i was just standing there minding my own business and you had to shoot me whats your problem" noa_andy said

"sry u just scared me stop sneaking up on people"

"ok sry dude"

"np i gotta go stop a missile and some crazy monster thing bye"

"bye"
the person twisted her head back around 360 degrees and walked away slowly....................... she was very weird she probably tries to kill psy later in the story or something

psy continued to the white house
he snook up on one of the Labbyguards and killed it and made a mask out of its face and wore the mask and took the elevator to labby's office in the white house

he listened through the door n labby was talking to sum1

psy busted in and was shocked to see.....................

.........labby was high
it was talking to itself and giggling and just sittin there

"hi" psy said
"hey...................................." the labby said in a very creepy voice
"im gonna kill u"
"heeeee................................................"
"prepare to die mother ducker"
"wanna watch a bon jovi video with me?"
"NO I WANNA KILL U"
"just oneeee bon jovi videooooo"
"..o..okay...j...j..just ooone........."

the words "bon jovi" were hypnotising psy somehow!

psy began to watch the bon jovi video

when suddenly someone crashed through the window and said "THIS STORY DOESNT MAKE SENSE XD"
she then exited back out the window without explaining who she was, or what she meant by "story."
clearly she couldn't mean this story right now, because when she busted through the window, everything was happening in real life, so it wouldnt make sense for her to be talking about this story

whatever

psy was still watching the bon jovi video.....the lights began to get very dark........the sun disappeared completely....the video stopped n psy fell asleep......thats when the labby made its move

it injected psy with some sort of poison or something

then the person psy shot at earlier flew into the room, took psy and flew away

then........

SHE STRAPPED PSY TO THE MISSILE THAT WAS HEADED DIRECTLY FOR RUSSIA!!!!!

psy woke up and got confused n then he tried to escape

he couldnt so he picked up his phone from his pocket and called jack

"sup" jack said
"hey im strapped to the missile can u come help me" psy said
"but im watching mythbusters"
"oh ok"

psy hung up
WHAT WAS HE GONNA DO HUH???!!!

he began chewing through the ductape
den he ripped open the missile's guidance system and set it to go DIRECTLY TO LABBY'S FACE, DUDE!
labby giggled
it was up to something....................

psy jumped off the missile just b4 it crashed into the white house
it went all BOOMBOOMBOOOOOOOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMCAPLHSHHHHHHHHHSHHHHHHHPOWCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP BANG n everything blew up

labby wuz dead, when she was giggling it turns out she was also watching mythbusters and thats what she was giggling about she had no idea the missile was coming lol

but it wuznt over.........
"U THINK U WON HUH" said Andy, u know, the person psy shot earlier who strapped him to the rocket. "well u havent. hahahahahahahahaha"

the weird poison stuff labby put into psy erlier took its effekt.........

psy groaned and died
NOA_Andy flushed him down the toilet (theres toilets everywhere in washington) and sewer crocodiles ate psy

-- Edited by Pelord on Sunday 17th of May 2009 09:13:34 PM

why'd you kill me