so psy was dead agan and labby was dead but it aint over son cuz evil is still out there noa_andy must be stopped
psy floated to heaven in the hevenvator and jesus was like "hey dude" "hey wheres ur dad" god said "hes eating mac and cheese over there"
psy walked 2 god "yea i no im just gonna revive u" god said "cool thx" "np"
but psy had a question
"hey if u can keep reviving people y cant you just smite NOA_andy or something and get it over with" "but then it wouldnt be interesting dude" "yea i guess so hey wat happened to pony" "shes dead" "yeah i no but dead people go here" "OK FINE ILL REVIVE HER TOO LEMME FINISH MY MAC N CHEESE"
so they both got revived and teleported to the rubble of teh white house
"hey" said a voice they looked around and didnt find anything............they dunno what the voice was.......................scary stuff
psy and pony walked into a dark room and turned on the flashlight to investigate.......... they found a dead body
they walked up to it to see who it was......... WHEN SUDDENLY THE BODY STARTED TWITCHING LIKE SOME PUPPET AND IT RIPPED OPEN AND SPRAYED BLOOD ALL ACROSS THE WALLS! THEN THERE WAS ALL THIS CREEPY WHISPERING AND STUFF! the blood on the walls spelled out something......it siad... "r3drum" okay thats creepy that spells murder backwards with a 3 instead of an E, that is so messed up
they ran from that room and a voice giggled "that wuz scary" pony said "ya" psy said "i dont like scary things" pony said "ya" psy said "scary things are scary" pony said "ya" SUDDENLY PONY WAS ON THE FLOOR SCREAMING AS SHE WAS DRAGGED INTO A ROOM BY A UNSEEN FORCE BY THE ANKLES AND THE DOOR SLAMMED SHUT
"OMGFGMFDJGFK" PSY SAID "AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" pony screamed in the next room
psy busted in and shot the person torturing pony he got back up and beat up psy and tied him to the wall somehow
"u just had 2 ditch me huh........." "who r u" psy said "oh u dont remember.......yea...........im shur....." "WHO R U" ".....................204." ".....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
IT WAS SONIC204
"whyd u ditch me.........son" he said "u aint my dad" psy said "YES I AM DUDE U GOTTA BELIEVE ME I TOTALLY DATED PONY U GOTTA BELIEVE ME PONY TAKE ME BACK I LOVE U SO MUCH I MISS U DUDE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
that WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA was not him crying
that was his girly-man scream of pain as JACK BAUER SUNK HIS KNIFE INTO HIS BACK OOOOOOOOOO
"who r u......" sonic said in his girly man dying voice "wheres noa_andy?" jack said "whos that........"
jack squeezed the knife wound
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" "WHERES NOA_ANDY!?!?!?!" "I DONT KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT"
"HAND ME THAT LAMP" jack said psy handed him the lamp jack turned it on and burned sonic with the lightbulb
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OK OK OK ILL TELL U" "where.is.noa_andy." "SHE..SHE LIVES..AT THE TOP OF THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT-" jack shot him and cut off his head with a chainsaw and threw his head at the washington monument
"ew" said noa_andy as the head crashed thru its window "what was that?" said a voice "nothing just a head crashing through the window" "oh ok"
the voice was the voice of...... ........ ........ NOA_Andy's wife......... .......... .......... ............. barrack obama.
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psy and pony (i think shes still alive right?) went to the washington monument to kill noa_andy. jack bauer returned to his house to finish watching mythbusters
jack turned the handle to his front door only to find it was locked
he had a tough decision to make
he could either reach over and grab the spare key from under the fake rock, or he could shoot the lock
he was like "screw that" and just walked through the door
he made some popcorn and sat down, but to his SHOCKING DISMAY, the Mythbusters marathon had come to an end. Jack had more business to be taken care of. He called Chloe.
"CHLOE, THE MYTHBUSTERS MARATHON ENDED" jack told her "i dont watch that show jack its on at the same time as ghost hunters" chloe replied "JUST FIX IT CHLOE!" jack yelled he hung up and enjoyed the extended mythbusters marathon. thanks chloe!
they were blowing stuff up on mythbusters, when all of a sudden jamie's head flew off! but he was still alive! adam laughed at him "WHAT!" jack yelled, quickly getting up from the couch he called chloe
"CHLOE WHAT DID YOU DO" jack yelled "sorry jack thats a fan-made mythbusters video i couldnt find any other ones" she replied "YOU BETTER FIX IT CHLOE" "i cant jack." "YOU'VE READ MY FILE. YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW FAR I AM WILLING TO GO."
she hung up Jack scowled firmly at the telephone for a moment. It exploded as a result.
He had a plan. He went to his fridge and found some dynamite. he packed it into his bag and got into the car.
he drove to the washington monument
"dude sup" psy said "SHUT UP!" jack yelled, he was extremely angry. "STAY HERE."
he strapped dynamite to himself and took the elevator to NOA_ANDY's room
jack shot noa andy and strapped it to a chair
"DO YOU KNOW HOW TO HACK A TV STATION?" jack yelled "yes." it replied jack punched it "PUT MYTHBUSTERS BACK ON!"
It refused. Jack cried and shot it and threw it off the washington monument. it died
"whats all that noise" obama said, walking into the room "....WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE" jack replied "i was undercover i was going to kill noa_andy" "i just did that" "you're always stealing my thunder" obama said "GET IN THE CAR." "why?" "DO IT!"
obama hesitantly got into the car. but jack needed a moment. he sat on the couch and cried. all he wanted to do was watch mythbusters. THATS ALL HE WANTED.
anyway they all drove to chloe's house jack busted down the door "WTF JACK" chloe yelled "MYTHBUSTERS! NOW!" jack said "THERES DVD'S ON THE SHELF TAKE THEM!" "NO! PUT MYTHBUSTERS ON!" "I CANT" "WHY NOT"
Psy died there was another labby it snuck up and killed him it killed pony too, but Obama mysteriously vanished from sight......
"NO!" jack yelled he shot at the labby but it got away, those things are like ninjas
"CHLOE WHATS GOING ON" jack yelled
"you see.... the labbies are apart of a bigger plan. They're on a mission to destroy television. they forced me to turn off the mythbusters marathon. they threatened to kill my goldfish if i didnt."
"I ALREADY KILLED THE MAIN LABBY!" "no. that was a decoy. the real labby is still out there." "WTF."
CLIFFHANGAR ENDING.
THE LABBY 3 COMING SOON
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