People who call hamburgers sandwiches are people who call hamburgers sandwiches.
I think hamburgers are hamburgers, I don't ponder these foolish things, I eat them.
People who call hamburgers sandwiches are weird though. How can I calmly eat a hamburger when I know, in my head, somebody out there is crazy enough to call these things sandwiches?
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