The Adventures of IWN's dogs! *CHAPTER 13 UP!!!* NEW CHAPTER 12/8/07!!!

IWN · Siberian Husky

The Adventures of IWN's dogs! *CHAPTER 13 UP!!!* NEW CHAPTER 12/8/07!!!

IWN · Siberian Husky

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IWN · Siberian Husky

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Chaptuh 1: Duh intro

Jake: HI IM JACK AND IM A GERMAN SHEPHERD HUSKY MIX YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA--
Peanut: Oh would you shut up?

-slaps across the face-
Jake: ...owwww

Peanut: Why hello ^-^ I'm Peanut and I'm a German Shepherd/Lab mix!

Jake: so

Peanut: ...did I ask you? no.

Jake: -_-
Zoey: INCOMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG -poof-
Jake: ...?

Peanut: wth o.O
Zoey: HAI OMG DAT WAS FUN
Jake and Peanut: -confused-
Zoey: NEWAIZ HAI IM ZOEE AND IM A SIBERIAN HUSKEE!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I GIT HYPAH TEW

Jake: whered u com frum

Zoey: the moon

Peanut: X_X
Zoey: ..wut

Jake: ..... RAAAHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

-charges for Zoey-

-camera breaks-

....and that is the end of chapter one.

Chaptuh 2: ...the bomb.

k so jack and zoee were in duh house, and pnut was liek.. setting up a bomb

Jake: ...whare is pnut

Zoey: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

Jake: k im sry 4 askin a question geez

Zoey: go away
Jake: no

*In another room*

Peanut: Oooh.. my plan is going to work wonderfully! ^^ Now to set up the bomb...

*Back with Jake and Zoey*

Jake: WHERE THE FREAKING -BLEEP- IS PEANUT
Zoey: I. Don't. KNOW.
Jake: k

-looks for her-

*Back to Peanut*

Peanut: .....excellent...>=D Ohhhh Jaakkeeee, were you looking for me? -quietly sets bomb off-
Jake: YAYAYAYA PNUT I WAS!!!!!

I WAS SKERD I DIDNT NO WHARE U WER

Peanut: >=D I'm in here! Bring Zoey too!

Jake: K!!!!!!

Peanut: -whispers- My plan is working. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- -ahem- excuse me.

*Later*

Jake: .....

where the -bleep- did she go

Zoey: -shrugs-
Jake: OOOH LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!!!!!!

-looks at bomb-
Zoey: ...ooooh what is that?!
Jake: Its.. it's... OMG WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zoey:

-beep- -beep- -beep-

Jake: ....?

-bomb goes off-

Jake: WTHBBQ JUST HAPPENED
-goes flying-
I BELIEVE I CAN FLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY -POOF-
Zoey: .....woah

DOOD HE CAN FLY
Jake: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -plop- -falls on darius-
Darius: HAI WILL U B MY VALENTINE

Jake: OH MY GOD NO

GO ASK IWN.
Darius: U MEEN SHES HEER?!?!?!?

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FNX 4 TELLIN ME DOOD -finds IWN-
Jake: Oh thank God. o.o
Zoey:

OMG JACK R U OK

Jake: ya lol im ok

but y r u laffin

Zoey: sry im hypah

-Peanut comes rushing out-

Peanut: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

My plan worked. ^^
Jake: eh? o.o
Peanut:

Jake: YOU TRICKED ME INTO THINKING THE WAFFLES WAS A BOMB?!

Peanut: Yeah, pretty much.

Jake: WHY YOU LITTLE--
Peanut: O.O AHHH -runs-

End of chapter 2

Chapter 3: The doggies get a friend.

[NintendogsGal asked me if I can put her and Mac as guest stars, I said yes.

]

-doorbell rings-

Jake: who the -bleep- is that

Zoey: I donno.
Peanut: ^-^
Jake: -answers door- ya?

what u want nub

Mac: HI IM MAC
Jake: ....ok and who r u?

Mac: IM MAC

Jake: OK BUT WHO R U

Mac: O I BELONG TO NINTENDOGSGAL54 ^-^
Jake: 'k.... and y r u heer
Mac: BECAUSE

Jake: k can some1 get him away?!?!?

Peanut: Oh why are you so CRABBY Jake? All he wants is a friend!

Mac: YA!!!!!!!!

Jake: Yippee. -_-
Peanut:

Come in Mac. ^-^
Mac: YAYAYYA FANK U

I LOVE YOU PEANUT
Jake: o.O
Peanut: ....

*Later*

Mac: K SO WAT DO U WANT 2 PLAY?!?!??!///1/???!?
Jake: Oooh! Let's play the get-this-dog-out-of-my-house game!

Mac: OK!!!!!

HOW DO U PLAY?!?!?
Jake: Come with me and I'll show you! ^^
Mac: YAAAAY

*Outside in the yard*

Jake: k so this is how you play. I'll throw the ball, you chase it, and stay there 'till I come and get you!

Mac: OK SOUNDS FUN! THROW THE BALL PLZ!
Jake: Okay! ^-^ -throws ball- Hehe, have fun stupid. ^^
Mac: -chases ball- WHEEEEE THIS IS FUN JAKE WAS RIGHT

*Later*

Peanut: ...Jake, where's Mac? =\
Jake: -looks around- Uhh... I donno. ^^
Peanut:

Jake: o.o... I honestly don't know.

Peanut: Uh huh sure.
Jake. -_-

-NintendogsGal rings the doorbell-

Jake: -answers door- ..y-..-yes? o.o
NGal: WHERE'S MY DOG

Jake: o.o
NGal: THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION, SIR.
Jake: I tried to get rid of him.

Everyone: You WHAT?
Jake: ....im sry i dun like him!!!!!!!

NGal: WHAT DID YOU SAY. GET OVER HERE

Jake: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH o-o NONO IM SRY OK

NGal: TOO BAD ^^
Jake: -runs for his life-

End of chaptuh 3

Chapter 4: Justin Timberlake comes over!

[Nickie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO] ^^

-doorbell rings-

Jake: WHAT THE -BLEEP- IS THIS.

SOMEONE ELSE COMING OVER?

-answers door-
Justin: hi

Jake:

who the heck r u
Justin: I'm Justin Timberlake AND I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK
Nickie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Peanut: OMG JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!!!!

Zoey: ME TOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake:

-slams door-
Peanut: WTH ARE YOU DOING DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS
Jake: no

Peanut:

-opens door-

-Justin drives away-

Peanut and Zoey: NOOOOOOOOOOO LOOK WHAT YOU DID
Jake:

Nickie: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY NOW LET'S BRING FERGIE HERE
IWN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nickie:

FERGIE'S GONNA LOVE YOU LONG TIME IWNNNNN

-plays FERGALICIOUS-
IWN: GOOD GOD GET ME OUT OF HERE

Peanut and Zoey: WE WANT JUSTIN

Jake: WHAT THE -BLEEP- IS GOING ON HERE

Peanut: -sniff-

Jake: ?

-doorbell rings-

Jake: -_- -answers door again-
Fergie: FERGIE'S GONNA LOVE U LONG TIME
Everyone: O_O -runs-

End up chaptuh 4

-- Edited by IWN at 21:13, 2007-05-07

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Chapter 5: THE DOGS GO ONTO....NSIDER

yayayay

Note: This is a JOKE. If you can't take one, don't bother reading this chapter.

-dogs crowd around computer-

Jake: -opens Mozilla Firefox- what the -bleep- is dis

Zoey: -reads- "Nintendo NSider Forums"....
Jake: hei kool -goes to NKC-
Peanut: HEY OMG LOOK OVER THERE! IT SAYS OUR NAMES!
Jake: wat?

Peanut: "My German Shepherd Lab mix, Peanut!" o.o
Jake: hei look all my pictures OK WHO STOLL MY PICS

Maya10: I DID!!!!!!!

OH JAKE IM OBSESSED WIF U
Zoey: hei im ther 2 :B

*Later on*

Jake: -browses the NKC- who r all these ppl

who the -bleep- is xpinkyx wat kind of name is dat newaiz

Pinky: hei

Jake: ...who said dat

Pinky: me

im in ur fridge eetin ur fewdz didjoo no?

Jake:

-looks some more- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH theres this dood named psychox2 is he rly psycho

Psy: wat the -bleep- r u talkin about im no psycho

Jake: o rly
Psy: ya rly
Jake: k den y is ur name psycho huhuhuh?

Psy: cuz it is k nub?

go awai plz
Jake: no

*Moments later*

Zoey: hei look its darius! :B -clicks on profile-

"I LOVE IWN SHES MY BEST FRIEND EVERRRRRR AND LIEK SHES AWSUM AND SHUD BE SAGED "

Peanut: o.o
Jake: woah i think hes on drugs
Zoey: o-o...
Jake: -browses NKC some more- whos sonic204

hahahaha he looks like a noob and a spammer

Peanut: Don't be mean

Jake: y

Peanut: k forget it i think ur the noob

Jake: k

whos yoshio_ is she like obsessed with yoshi or something

Yoshio__: wat did u just say?

Jake: i said ur obsessed with yoshi is there a problem here

Yoshio__: ..........

U SHUDDAP K

Jake: no

*10 minutes later*

Jake: dis place is boring

-throws computer away-
Peanut: R U STOOPID THAT WAS IWN'S COMPUTER

Jake: so

Zoey: :B ^-^
Peanut: -_-...

*5 minutes later*

IWN: I'm hooooooooome!

Yay. -goes onto my computer- WHAT THE -BLEEP- IS DIS WHERE IS MY COMPUTER. JAKE. JAKE. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

Jake: ....uh oh. -runs-
IWN: WHY YOU LITTLE *$&*$&(*#(*w)#()_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake: o.o

....

And that is the end of chapter 5. ^-^

Chapter 6- The dogs meet... Spongebob Squarepants.

And Stah.

-doorbell rings-

Jake:

Peanut: -_-
Zoey: OOH OOH I'LL GET IT!! :B -answers door- HAI AND WHO R U? :B
Spongebob: I'm Spongebob Squarepants!

And here's my friend Patrick the starfish. ^-^

-Yoshio__ appears out of nowhere with Star-

Yosh: -poof- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Jake: o.O what the -bleep- is dis shouldn't u b on tv or something

Spongebob: No we came to visit!

Jake: ohhh great.

*Moments later*

-Spongebob keeps on laughing with that annoying laugh- -Squidward bangs on door-

Jake: WHO DAT NOW

-opens door-
Squidward:

Jake: o.o
Squidward: CAN YOU SHUT UP IN THERE

Spongebob: OHH SQUIDWARD YOU CAMEEE!!!!!!! -HUGS- HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

Squidward: O_O
Spongebob:

WANNA PLAY WIF US?!?!?!? :B
Squidward: NO

I WANT YOU TO SHUT UP

Spongebob:

Peanut: ...I'm not getting this. Who are you guys and why are you here?
Patrick: -picks nose-
Spongebob: You..you.. mean you don't know who we are?!?!?!?

-starts crying-
Peanut: ....no.
Spongebob: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Peanut: ..o.o

-doorbell rings-

Spongebob: YAYAYAYAY SOMEONE ELSEEE!

-opens door-

GARY! YOU CAME TOO! YAY!
Gary: Meow.
Spongebob: OH YAY OH YAY OH YAY! -squeezes Gary- -his eyes come out of his socket-
Gary: O_O MEOW
Spongebob: -continues hugging-
Gary: -suffocates- -dies-
Spongebob: OH MY GOD -sobs-
Zoey: :B
Jake: ......let's get outta here. o.O
Peanut: -agrees-

-Peanut, Jake and Zoey run away- -Spongebob stops crying and looks around-

Spongebob: They.. they.....left?!

Patrick: -snorts-
Spongebob: C'mon Patrick, let's go back to Bikini Bottom!!!!!!!!!!!

Patrick: YAYAYAY OKAY

And they both skipped off to Bikini Bottom

*Back to where Peanut, Zoey, and Jake are*

Jake: Think they left?
Peanut: Maybe.
Zoey: :B:B:B

-they all go back to the house-

Jake: OH MY GOD THEY LEFT YAYYAYYAYAYAY
Peanut: THANK GOODDDDDD
Zoey: hi

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Chapter 7: The dogs play....Nintendo DS.

Jake: lol whut game do u guyz wanna play?
Zoey: :B
Peanut: MKDS!!!!!

Jake: k. -puts in game- -turns on DS-
VROOM VROOM
Jake: hoo said dat

newaiz ok so we're gonna play multiplayah, ya?

Peanut: yah ^^
Zoey: hi can i play
Jake: ok

IM YOSHI SHOTGUN LOL
Peanut:

fine HI IM DAISY
Zoey: hei i ran out of TIME

how do u work this thing anyways

Jake: wat track do u want to do
Peanut: RR FTW

Zoey: YAY RAINBOW ROAD I GET TO FALLLLLLLLL

Jake: -picks Rainbow Road-

3
2
1

GO

Jake: YAYAYAYAY YOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Peanut: HI IM DAISY :B
Zoey: -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track-
Jake: hahaha

hahahahahhahaa

lol u suk

Zoey:

-throws DS-
Jake: o.o

*Race goes on*

Jake: YAYAYAY FIRST
Peanut: -gets item box- ...>=D -throws blue shell-
Jake: YAYA IM WINNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Peanut: Not for long....

Jake: -gets hit- WHAT THE -BLEEP- THATS NOT FAIR

*Peanut wins the race*

Peanut:

Jake:

Zoey: :B
Peanut: I wooooooon

Jake: RAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Peanut: It's..just a game. o.o
Jake:

-tackles-
Peanut: Oh God. -runs-

End of chapter 7

Chapter 8: The dogs meet.....Mr. Puss in Boots.

AKA Amber, my cat.

Jake: what in the world is that orange ball? IS IT A TOY??!??!?!/
Zoey: TASTES LIKE CHICKEN
Peanut:

Guys, she's a cat.
Amber: -cleans self-
Jake: ..

wth is a cat?
Peanut: An animal..like....us. Except... a different species
Jake: englesh plz
Peanut: Are you an idiot?
Jake: yes

Peanut: -_-

*Amber runs away*

Zoey: OMG CHASE THE CHICKEN -chases-
Amber: OMGOGMGOGMGOGKGM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -runs-
Zoey:

Jake: OMG YAY FOOD -chases-
Peanut: Why am I always stuck with these two? -_-...

*Later*

Jake: Hahaa..

..haha

That was fun.

Peanut: ..How is chasing a poor innocent animal fun?

Zoey: IT'S CHICKEN
Jake: IT'S FOOD I CHASE IT TO EAT. -licks lips-
Peanut: MY GOD SHE IS NOT FOOD SHE IS A CAT

Jake: ..I still think she's food.

Zoey: CHIIICCKKKEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Peanut: o_o;;

*Panda the guinea pig suddenly escapes from his cage*

Zoey: O_O CHICKEN -licks lips-
Panda: O_O OH MY GOODDDD I'MMA GET EATEN
Jake: ..food. FOOD. FOOOOOOOD. O_O STEAK. GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME.
Panda: .......o________________o;;;;;;;;;;;

-dogs chase Panda around-

Peanut: ...these are the most idiotic dogs I have ever seen in my life.

Jake and Zoey:

Peanut:

Jake and Zoey: were huskies were supposed to do this kinda stuff this is what we live on in the wild

Peanut: ....you're not wild dogs. YOU ARE DOMESTIC AND IN A HOUSE. o_o Leave the poor animals alone. -_-
Jake: no

Zoey: I WANT THE CHICKEN

Peanut: They're never gonna learn. -_-.............
Panda and Amber: -gulp-.....

And Amber and Panda live happily ever after in Jake and Zoey's stomachs.

(No this never happened, it's a joke, it's a comic. Not real. >___> )

And that's the end of chapter 8

-- Edited by IWN at 21:15, 2007-05-07

-- Edited by IWN at 21:18, 2007-05-07

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Chaptah 9: THE DOGGIES PLAY DKR.

-IWN leaves for school-

IWN: Bye doggies!!!

See you when I get home. ^_^
Jake: ....>=D SHE'S GONE!! K WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO.
Peanut: -rolls eyes-
Zoey: hi
Jake: HEI I NO LETS PLAY HER NEW DS GAME :B
Peanut: She's gonna find out....

Jake: shuddap who asked u

k so aftah dat the dawgies get my DS Lite

Peanut: Be careful with it or she'll kick you.

Jake: k dats nyce

-turns on DS-

Jake: oooohhhhh

-DKR music plays-

*DA DADA DADADADAAAA*

Jake: k so lets play wi-fi!!!!!
Peanut: -_-
Zoey: yaaaay!!!!!!111oneone+shift!!
Jake: ok i have to choose my character!!!! ok so im timber because i wanna be a tiger RAWR

*HI IM TIMBER*

Jake: YAAY. k so now i wanna set up a match!!! -taps matchmaker- OMG I FOUND SOMEONE
-reads- ..So--...Sonic...two-oh-for....who da bleep is dis he sounds like he sucks

Sonic: YAY I FOUND SOMEONE K LETS GO RACE
Jake: ok so im da host yaaay now let me pick a course -taps Ancient Lake-

*ANCIENT LAKE*

Jake: who said that

Sonic: K LETS GOGOGOGOGO

*GET READY!*

Jake: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SPIN THE WHEEL I HAVE PAWS

*GO!!!!!!!!*

Jake: ohgodohgodohgodohgod
Sonic: HAHAHAA NOOB :B
Jake: IM LOSING DIS GAEM SUX

DATS IT SONIC....402 UR GOIN DOWN

Sonic:

im winning the race ^_^
Jake: VROOM VROOM -drives over balloon-

*POWER UP!*

Jake: YAAAY

-hits sonic with missle-
Sonic:

WAT DATS NO FAIR

Jake:

AYAYAYA IM IN FIRST HAHA LOSER
Sonic: WHY YOU LITTLE -BLEEP-

*FINAL LAP!*

Jake: >=D
Sonic: OHGOD I'M GONNA LOSE

Jake: -almost at finish line- IM WINNING OMG
Sonic: -gets balloon- YAYAYAYAYAYAYY -shoots Jake- -passes him-

*FINISH!!!!!!!!!*

Sonic: HAHAHAH YES I WON

Jake: WAT??!?! WAT?!??!?!!??? WAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!??

Sonic:

Jake: DATS IT

-throws DS and DKR game-
Peanut: And this is why I stay out of these things. ^-^
Zoey: uh oh! ^_^

-IWN comes home-

IWN: I'M HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

-Jake tries to look all innocent like-

IWN: YES I'VE BEEN WAITING TO PLAY DKR ALL DAY ON MY NEW BLACK DS LITE!!!!

Jake: Uh oh....
IWN: ....my DS...it's.....WTH HAPPENED

Peanut: ...

-points at Jake-
Jake: ...o-o
IWN; JAKE WHY YOU LITTLE.. GET OVER HERE

Jake: OGMOGMGOGMGOMGOGM PLZ DONT HURT ME
IWN:

...and so the chapter ends.

______________________________
Chapter 10- Zoey and Jake go out.

*At duh house*

Zoey: omg im so excited!!!!! I'm going out tonight. ^^
Peanut: With who?
Zoey: JAKEY.

Peanut: .. oh this will be fun.

-Jake rings doorbell-

Zoey: I'm coming!!!!!!!!

-answers door-
Jake: hay baby
Zoey: _ omgg hiiii..

Jake: So..uhh..where do you wanna go?
Zoey: ooo out for dinner!! and then to a movie. ^^
Jake: k babe whatever u want

Zoey: YAY!!!

*At resturant*

Jake: -sees Puma at other table- Oh God.
Zoey: wuts wrong??

Jake: Nothing..

Zoey: o ok!!

Puma: -looks at Jake with Zoey- ....OMG

Jake: Uh oh
Puma: SO UR CHEATING ON ME HUH

WHO'S SHE

Jake: .. uhh that's Zoey. But she's just a friend.

Puma: WTH ARE YOU OUT WITH HER??!??!?
Jake: You moved away, I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER!!!!!!

Zoey: ..o_o????
Puma: O RLY. WELL NOW WE ARE YOU $^$&$(*#&$($&%^

Jake: o.o
Zoey: Who was that?
Jake: .. Oh, she was my girlfriend.
Zoey: SO U LIED TO ME PUNK?

U TOLD ME U WER SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake: Well..I-..err...
Zoey: TAKE THIS

-throws spaghetti at him- -leaves-
Jake: -_- Why is it that I never have luck with women? >_> Oh well. -goes home-

*At home*

Peanut: -sees Jake full of spaghetti sauce- ..I take it it didn't go so well, huh?
Jake: -_-.....

And that is the end of chapter 10.

XDD
poor jake

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Chapter 11- THE BIRTHDAY. =o

Mmk, so me = Gilly. Got it? Good. So with that being said...

Jake: HAI GUISE 2DAI WERE LIEK HAVIN A PARTY
Peanut: ..You mean Gilly is.
Jake: ....but i thought it was MY birthday cry

Peanut: .. Jake, your birthday's in November.
Jake: IT IS NOVEMBER. -gets calender- SEE? NO--...MAY. ..IT'S MAY?
Peanut: -sigh-

*five minutes later*

Peanut: Okay so it's Gilly's birthday today, we're gonna surprise her by making her a cake and throwing her a surprise party. biggrin

Jake: -picks nose-
Peanut: ..I'm talking to you. >.>
Jake: WHOWHATWHERE...wha? oh.
Peanut: .. Yeah. So you gonna help?
Jake: ..sure?
Zoey: YAYAYAYAYA I HELP aww

Peanut: Good. Now...Jake, you get her friends over. I'll make the cake..and Zoey..you can, uh, have....fun. Yeah.
Jake: Aye aye captain. -gets to work-
Zoey: YAYAY
Peanut: Thank God. x_x So...I wonder how dogs make cakes..o.0

Jake: ..alright, so who exactly are her friends? o.o Hmm.. idea

-signs onto Gilly's MSN-

Jake: >=D ..wth she has 50+ people on her friends' list? Is she insane? I'M NOT INVITING ALL THESE PEOPLE. blankstare

.. but if I don't, then I'll get eaten by Peanut, and killed by Gilly. Soo.. would I rather die, or do this. Yeah I better do this.

-calls Nickie-

Nickie: HELLO?
Jake: ..hi. o.o mmk so we're making this party for Gilly wanna come? biggrin

Nickie: WHO IS THIS? NO I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY. -hangs up-
Jake: ....o.o uhh, right. -tries again-
Nickie: HELLO furious

Jake:

..yeah hi. I'm calling to invite you to a birthday party.
Nickie: WHO'S PARTY
Jake: ..Gilly's. -.-
Nickie: RLY YA I'LL COME.
Jake: About time you answered my question. kbai. -hangs up- I never knew this would be so hard. Okay..next person, ya?

-calls NGal-

NGal: HI aww

Jake: Hii, would you like to come to Gilly's birthday party?
NGal: GILLY??!!!?/1// OKAY I'LL COME YAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYYYYYYY IS WILBUR GONNA BE THERE???
Jake: hmm

.. uhh, I..donno. And okay. bainow. -hangs up- x_x

-calls Kay-

Kay: Y HALO THAR
Jake: ..o.o hi. would you like to come to Gilly's birthday party. x_x
Kay: OMFGYESPLEASE.
Jake: ..okay thank you very much baibai. -hangs up once again-

Jake: x_x I'm only inviting three NO MORE GO AWAY EVERYONE ELSE. I'm sick of this job. ._.

*Back to Peanut*
Peanut: Okay..so you put the egg shells into the cake? confused

Yeah I'll do that. Then I mix it all together, hmm, sounds good. -mixes- I'm gonna watch Bo and Mac's show! THEY MADE COOKIES..THAT WILL TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE A CAKE!!!!! -puts it on-

Mac: Today on the show we're going to teach you how to make dog biscuits!!
Bo: We have a good recipe today, we allready tryed it out!
Mac: IT WAS SO GOOD I ATE THEM ALL!!
Bo: Let's get started! -grabs ingredients-
Mac: -imates Emeril- BAM!
Bo: It's not done yet.
Mac: O I C. I think I'm getting the hand of this. :]
Bo: K folks, what we do here is take all these things and put them in the bowl!
Mac: -putz da eggz in with shells while Bo isn't looking-
Bo: And now we put the floor in! -dumps bag- Mix it up know, this is where you can get your dog involved!
Bo: -puts Mac's tail that's spinning 80mph in the bowl- And...
Mac: ..BAAM! Itz done.

Peanut: OHH I SEEEEEEEEEE! SO I AM DOING IT RIGHT. THANK YOU BO AND MAC! =D

*Outside*

Zoey: Dis is fun!!1 aww

-chases tail- WHEE! -chases tail- WHEE!-chases tail- WHEE!-chases tail- WHEE!-chases tail- WHEE!-chases tail- WHEE!-chases tail- WHEE!-chases tail- WHEE!

*Later*

Jake: I invited everyone..that's a good sign! Now, to get everything ready. -blows up sweet sixteen balloons-
Peanut: I MADE THE CAKE!

Jake: it looks...interesting.
Peanut: Bo and Mac taught me how to make it on their show!!! =D=D
Jake: ..that's nice.

*Guests arrive*

Nickie: lol hi everyone
NGal: CABBAGE! YOU'RE HERE! NOW WHERE'S CARROT?!

*I come out of nowhere*

Gilly: HIIIIIIIIIII EVERYONE lawls it's the birfday girl hihihi
NGal: CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROT!
Gilly: GREEN BEAN! CABBAGE! HI aww

Nickie: HI

*Jake puts on music*

Jake: YO DAWGZ I'M THE DJ -puts on sexyback-
Nickie: ......NOOOOO cry

WHY THIS SONG? WHYYYYYYY?
Gilly: Better than Fergie. smile

Nickie:

Gilly:

And we all have a big party with my best friends.
woo end of chapter 11.

Yeah, I realize it was random, and half of you won't get it, but meh. My friends will get a chuckle out of it. =P
_________________________________________
Chapter 12- Fun in the sun

Jake: I'm hot.
Peanut: And what do you want me to do about it?

Jake: I dunno...let's go swimming or something. biggrin

Zoey: YAYYAYAY SWIMMINGGGGGG!
Peanut: Gewd idea. idea

Let's invite our friends! aww

Jake: .... I'm not doing it this time. hmm

Peanut:

Jake: .. OKAY OKAY I'll do it.

Peanut:

-In other room-

Jake:

-mumbles- why do I have to call everyone....This is a bunch of

..-controls temper-
Okay..so who do I call first...

-calls Peppie-

Peppie:

-answers phone- Hello? aww

Jake: H-..hi.

Wanna come to..uh..a pool party? biggrin

Peppie: SURE smile

Jake: .. really?

Peppie: ya. aww

Jake: =D -hangs up-

-calls Bo and Mac-

Mac: ..how do we answer duh phone?? Uhh..HALO??
Jake: -.- dumb and dumber I tell ya. Yes. Hi. Wanna come to a pool party?
Mac: whuts dat :B
Jake:

.. just give the phone to Bo please.
Mac: 'K biggrin

BOOOOOO PHONE 4 UUUUUUUU DOOD.
Bo: -rolls eyes- Hello?
Jake: Hi. Wanna come to a pool party?
Bo: SURE biggrin

Jake: woot. kfnxbai I hang up now. -hangs up-

Jake: ..I'm not calling anyone else. >_>
Peanut: Who did you invite?
Zoey: YA WHO
Jake: Let's see...Peppie, Bo and Mac.
Peanut: Well that's a real party..three people. hmm

Jake: >_> You try doing this.
Peanut:

-Guests arrive-

Peppie: Hi Jake. aww

Jake: O_O

...hi. :B
Peppie: Uhm...wanna go..walk around together?
Jake: Sure..

Peppie:

Jake and Peppie:

-At the pool-

Bo: CANNON BAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Peanut: O_O OH MY GOD DON'T JUMP IN YOU'LL BREAK THE FREAKING POOL.
Zoey: onoz
Mac: -follows Bo-
Peanut:

-BEWM-

Jake: WTH WAS THAT
Peppie: Maybe we should go back..
Jake: But..but.... cry

Peppie: Come on!
Jake: -gets dragged along-

-Jake and Peppie run to where the pool is-

Jake: ...so much for having a pool party.
Peppie: o_o
Peanut:

Zoey: ..woah dude what just happened
Bo: .......oops.
Mac: AND DIS IS WHERE DA STORY ENDS. THEEEEEE END BUH BAIIIIII.
Jake: -duct tapes Mac's mouth- biggrin

THE END. =D
Hope you guys enjoyed this one. =P

-- Edited by IWN at 14:15, 2007-12-08

-- Edited by IWN at 14:16, 2007-12-08

IWN · Siberian Husky

Chapter Archive

-- Edited by IWN at 16:34, 2007-06-11

Pokemon_Sonic · Bernse Mountain Dog

RE: The Adventures of IWN's dogs!

IWN · Siberian Husky

The old chapters are up. =P

I'll make a new one when I'm in the funny mood.
Right now, it's not gonna happen.

Nickie · Twilight Obsessed Moderator

Lol I love them IWN. Ecspecially teh Justin/Fergie one :P

IWN · Siberian Husky

Nickie4681 wrote:

Lol I love them IWN. Ecspecially teh Justin/Fergie one :P

Thanks Nickie =D