Jake: ...GUYS LOOK OUTSIDE IT'S SNOWING LOOKLOOKLOOK!!! Peanut: You're acting as if you've never seen snow in your life. Zoey: ....SNOW? SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Peanut: Jake: LET'S DECORATE THE HOUSE WITH CHRISTMAKWANZAKAH STUFF! Peanut: Jake:
*Later*
Jake: LET'S PUT UP THE CHRISTMAS TREE!!! Peanut: ..good luck with that. Jake: THANKS! -puts tree up- Zoey: DEEECCKKK THE HALLSSSS TEHHEHEHEHEHEEEE!!!! -bangs into tree- ...uh oh. Jake: -sees it falling- Zoey: TIMBERRRR!!!!!
-BOOM-
Peanut: WHAT WAS THAT? Zoey: ..-points to Jake squashed under the tree- Peanut: O_O JAKE CAN YOU HEAR ME ARE YOU BREATHING ARE YOU OKAY Jake: ... Peanut: ANSWER ME Jake: ..n-..no. Peanut: -picks up tree- Next time make sure it STAYS up. Jake: -gets up- ..heh... Zoey:
*In another room*
Zoey: I'm going to light the Hanukkah candles on the menorah! Peanut: ...I don't think that's such a good idea. Zoey: Why? Peanut: Beause you'll set the house on fire? Perhaps? Zoey: ... Peanut: I'll do it. -lights candles- Zoey: -wags tail- Peanut: O_O NO ZOEY DON'T WAG YO--
-candles fall-
Zoey: ... oops. Peanut: O_O -blows out fire- Zoey: -watches- Peanut: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? -keeps blowing- Zoey: ya Peanut: .. ._.
*Back to Jake putting up the Christmas tree*
Jake: ..let's try this again. TAKE TWO! -puts it up..again- There. Now it's straight and perfect. Now for the decorations! -puts up lights and balls- Looking good! -plugs in electrical cord- ....HRUTUTNBUTEUIEJISNRUFB TYUDD HUD D ZXZZZ ZZZ ZZ Z ZZZ Z Z. -has a seizure- ughhhhh -falls to floor- Zoey: ... Peanut: ..did he just electricute himself? Zoey: YA Peanut: Leave it to Jake to do something like that..
*Two hours later*
Jake: -blasts Christmas music- Zoey: ROCKIN' AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE... Jake: No..no...no..you're not going to.. Zoey: -dances around tree- Jake: O_O ZOEY STOP I SPENT A LONG TIME SETTING IT UP AND GOT ELECTRICUTED. Zoey: -still dances- Jake: ...
-BOOM-
Zoey: Jake: NOT AGAIN. Zoey: ....... Jake: GET BACK HERE YOU.. Peanut: The things I deal with for the holidays... Jake: Peanut: ..alright I think we'll end it here.
Jake: HI IM JACK AND IM A GERMAN SHEPHERD HUSKY MIX YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA-- Peanut: Oh would you shut up? -slaps across the face- Jake: ...owwww Peanut: Why hello ^-^ I'm Peanut and I'm a German Shepherd/Lab mix! Jake: so Peanut: ...did I ask you? no. Jake: -_- Zoey: INCOMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG -poof- Jake: ...? Peanut: wth o.O Zoey: HAI OMG DAT WAS FUN Jake and Peanut: -confused- Zoey: NEWAIZ HAI IM ZOEE AND IM A SIBERIAN HUSKEE!!!!!!!!!!! AND I GIT HYPAH TEW Jake: whered u com frum Zoey: the moon Peanut: X_X Zoey: ..wut Jake: ..... RAAAHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR -charges for Zoey-
-camera breaks-
....and that is the end of chapter one.
Chaptuh 2: ...the bomb.
k so jack and zoee were in duh house, and pnut was liek.. setting up a bomb
Jake: ...whare is pnut Zoey: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW Jake: k im sry 4 askin a question geez Zoey: go away Jake: no
*In another room*
Peanut: Oooh.. my plan is going to work wonderfully! ^^ Now to set up the bomb...
*Back with Jake and Zoey*
Jake: WHERE THE FREAKING -BLEEP- IS PEANUT Zoey: I. Don't. KNOW. Jake: k -looks for her-
*Back to Peanut*
Peanut: .....excellent...>=D Ohhhh Jaakkeeee, were you looking for me? -quietly sets bomb off- Jake: YAYAYAYA PNUT I WAS!!!!! I WAS SKERD I DIDNT NO WHARE U WER Peanut: >=D I'm in here! Bring Zoey too! Jake: K!!!!!! Peanut: -whispers- My plan is working. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- -ahem- excuse me.
*Later*
Jake: ..... where the -bleep- did she go Zoey: -shrugs- Jake: OOOH LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!!!!!! -looks at bomb- Zoey: ...ooooh what is that?! Jake: Its.. it's... OMG WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zoey:
-beep- -beep- -beep-
Jake: ....?
-bomb goes off-
Jake: WTHBBQ JUST HAPPENED -goes flying- I BELIEVE I CAN FLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY -POOF- Zoey: .....woah DOOD HE CAN FLY Jake: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -plop- -falls on darius- Darius: HAI WILL U B MY VALENTINE Jake: OH MY GOD NO GO ASK IWN. Darius: U MEEN SHES HEER?!?!?!? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FNX 4 TELLIN ME DOOD -finds IWN- Jake: Oh thank God. o.o Zoey: OMG JACK R U OK Jake: ya lol im ok but y r u laffin Zoey: sry im hypah
-Peanut comes rushing out-
Peanut: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA My plan worked. ^^ Jake: eh? o.o Peanut: Jake: YOU TRICKED ME INTO THINKING THE WAFFLES WAS A BOMB?! Peanut: Yeah, pretty much. Jake: WHY YOU LITTLE-- Peanut: O.O AHHH -runs-
End of chapter 2
Chapter 3: The doggies get a friend. [NintendogsGal asked me if I can put her and Mac as guest stars, I said yes. ]
-doorbell rings-
Jake: who the -bleep- is that Zoey: I donno. Peanut: ^-^ Jake: -answers door- ya? what u want nub Mac: HI IM MAC Jake: ....ok and who r u? Mac: IM MAC Jake: OK BUT WHO R U Mac: O I BELONG TO NINTENDOGSGAL54 ^-^ Jake: 'k.... and y r u heer Mac: BECAUSE Jake: k can some1 get him away?!?!? Peanut: Oh why are you so CRABBY Jake? All he wants is a friend! Mac: YA!!!!!!!! Jake: Yippee. -_- Peanut: Come in Mac. ^-^ Mac: YAYAYYA FANK U I LOVE YOU PEANUT Jake: o.O Peanut: ....
*Later*
Mac: K SO WAT DO U WANT 2 PLAY?!?!??!///1/???!? Jake: Oooh! Let's play the get-this-dog-out-of-my-house game! Mac: OK!!!!! HOW DO U PLAY?!?!? Jake: Come with me and I'll show you! ^^ Mac: YAAAAY
*Outside in the yard*
Jake: k so this is how you play. I'll throw the ball, you chase it, and stay there 'till I come and get you! Mac: OK SOUNDS FUN! THROW THE BALL PLZ! Jake: Okay! ^-^ -throws ball- Hehe, have fun stupid. ^^ Mac: -chases ball- WHEEEEE THIS IS FUN JAKE WAS RIGHT
Jake: -answers door- ..y-..-yes? o.o NGal: WHERE'S MY DOG Jake: o.o NGal: THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION, SIR. Jake: I tried to get rid of him. Everyone: You WHAT? Jake: ....im sry i dun like him!!!!!!! NGal: WHAT DID YOU SAY. GET OVER HERE Jake: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH o-o NONO IM SRY OK NGal: TOO BAD ^^ Jake: -runs for his life-
End of chaptuh 3
Chapter 4: Justin Timberlake comes over! [Nickie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO] ^^
-doorbell rings-
Jake: WHAT THE -BLEEP- IS THIS. SOMEONE ELSE COMING OVER? -answers door- Justin: hi Jake: who the heck r u Justin: I'm Justin Timberlake AND I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK Nickie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Peanut: OMG JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!!!! Zoey: ME TOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Jake: -slams door- Peanut: WTH ARE YOU DOING DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS Jake: no Peanut: -opens door-
-Justin drives away-
Peanut and Zoey: NOOOOOOOOOOO LOOK WHAT YOU DID Jake: Nickie: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY NOW LET'S BRING FERGIE HERE IWN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Nickie: FERGIE'S GONNA LOVE YOU LONG TIME IWNNNNN -plays FERGALICIOUS- IWN: GOOD GOD GET ME OUT OF HERE Peanut and Zoey: WE WANT JUSTIN Jake: WHAT THE -BLEEP- IS GOING ON HERE Peanut: -sniff- Jake: ?
-doorbell rings-
Jake: -_- -answers door again- Fergie: FERGIE'S GONNA LOVE U LONG TIME Everyone: O_O -runs-
Note: This is a JOKE. If you can't take one, don't bother reading this chapter.
-dogs crowd around computer-
Jake: -opens Mozilla Firefox- what the -bleep- is dis Zoey: -reads- "Nintendo NSider Forums".... Jake: hei kool -goes to NKC- Peanut: HEY OMG LOOK OVER THERE! IT SAYS OUR NAMES! Jake: wat? Peanut: "My German Shepherd Lab mix, Peanut!" o.o Jake: hei look all my pictures OK WHO STOLL MY PICS Maya10: I DID!!!!!!! OH JAKE IM OBSESSED WIF U Zoey: hei im ther 2 :B
*Later on*
Jake: -browses the NKC- who r all these ppl who the -bleep- is xpinkyx wat kind of name is dat newaiz Pinky: hei Jake: ...who said dat Pinky: me im in ur fridge eetin ur fewdz didjoo no? Jake: -looks some more- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH theres this dood named psychox2 is he rly psycho Psy: wat the -bleep- r u talkin about im no psycho Jake: o rly Psy: ya rly Jake: k den y is ur name psycho huhuhuh? Psy: cuz it is k nub? go awai plz Jake: no
*Moments later*
Zoey: hei look its darius! :B -clicks on profile-
"I LOVE IWN SHES MY BEST FRIEND EVERRRRRR AND LIEK SHES AWSUM AND SHUD BE SAGED "
Peanut: o.o Jake: woah i think hes on drugs Zoey: o-o... Jake: -browses NKC some more- whos sonic204 hahahaha he looks like a noob and a spammer Peanut: Don't be mean Jake: y Peanut: k forget it i think ur the noob Jake: k whos yoshio_ is she like obsessed with yoshi or something Yoshio__: wat did u just say? Jake: i said ur obsessed with yoshi is there a problem here Yoshio__: .......... U SHUDDAP K Jake: no
*10 minutes later*
Jake: dis place is boring -throws computer away- Peanut: R U STOOPID THAT WAS IWN'S COMPUTER Jake: so Zoey: :B ^-^ Peanut: -_-...
*5 minutes later*
IWN: I'm hooooooooome! Yay. -goes onto my computer- WHAT THE -BLEEP- IS DIS WHERE IS MY COMPUTER. JAKE. JAKE. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE Jake: ....uh oh. -runs- IWN: WHY YOU LITTLE *$&*$&(*#(*w)#()_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jake: o.o
....
And that is the end of chapter 5. ^-^
Chapter 6- The dogs meet... Spongebob Squarepants. And Stah.
-doorbell rings-
Jake: Peanut: -_- Zoey: OOH OOH I'LL GET IT!! :B -answers door- HAI AND WHO R U? :B Spongebob: I'm Spongebob Squarepants! And here's my friend Patrick the starfish. ^-^
-Yoshio__ appears out of nowhere with Star-
Yosh: -poof- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Jake: o.O what the -bleep- is dis shouldn't u b on tv or something Spongebob: No we came to visit! Jake: ohhh great.
*Moments later*
-Spongebob keeps on laughing with that annoying laugh- -Squidward bangs on door-
Jake: WHO DAT NOW -opens door- Squidward: Jake: o.o Squidward: CAN YOU SHUT UP IN THERE Spongebob: OHH SQUIDWARD YOU CAMEEE!!!!!!! -HUGS- HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! Squidward: O_O Spongebob: WANNA PLAY WIF US?!?!?!? :B Squidward: NO I WANT YOU TO SHUT UP Spongebob: Peanut: ...I'm not getting this. Who are you guys and why are you here? Patrick: -picks nose- Spongebob: You..you.. mean you don't know who we are?!?!?!? -starts crying- Peanut: ....no. Spongebob: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Peanut: ..o.o
-doorbell rings-
Spongebob: YAYAYAYAY SOMEONE ELSEEE! -opens door- GARY! YOU CAME TOO! YAY! Gary: Meow. Spongebob: OH YAY OH YAY OH YAY! -squeezes Gary- -his eyes come out of his socket- Gary: O_O MEOW Spongebob: -continues hugging- Gary: -suffocates- -dies- Spongebob: OH MY GOD -sobs- Zoey: :B Jake: ......let's get outta here. o.O Peanut: -agrees-
-Peanut, Jake and Zoey run away- -Spongebob stops crying and looks around-
Spongebob: They.. they.....left?! Patrick: -snorts- Spongebob: C'mon Patrick, let's go back to Bikini Bottom!!!!!!!!!!! Patrick: YAYAYAY OKAY
And they both skipped off to Bikini Bottom
*Back to where Peanut, Zoey, and Jake are*
Jake: Think they left? Peanut: Maybe. Zoey: :B:B:B
-they all go back to the house-
Jake: OH MY GOD THEY LEFT YAYYAYYAYAYAY Peanut: THANK GOODDDDDD Zoey: hi
Jake: lol whut game do u guyz wanna play? Zoey: :B Peanut: MKDS!!!!! Jake: k. -puts in game- -turns on DS- VROOM VROOM Jake: hoo said dat newaiz ok so we're gonna play multiplayah, ya? Peanut: yah ^^ Zoey: hi can i play Jake: ok IM YOSHI SHOTGUN LOL Peanut: fine HI IM DAISY Zoey: hei i ran out of TIME how do u work this thing anyways Jake: wat track do u want to do Peanut: RR FTW Zoey: YAY RAINBOW ROAD I GET TO FALLLLLLLLL Jake: -picks Rainbow Road-
3 2 1
GO
Jake: YAYAYAYAY YOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Peanut: HI IM DAISY :B Zoey: -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track- -falls off track- Jake: hahaha hahahahahhahaa lol u suk Zoey: -throws DS- Jake: o.o
*Race goes on*
Jake: YAYAYAY FIRST Peanut: -gets item box- ...>=D -throws blue shell- Jake: YAYA IM WINNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Peanut: Not for long.... Jake: -gets hit- WHAT THE -BLEEP- THATS NOT FAIR
*Peanut wins the race*
Peanut: Jake: Zoey: :B Peanut: I wooooooon Jake: RAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Peanut: It's..just a game. o.o Jake: -tackles- Peanut: Oh God. -runs-
End of chapter 7 Chapter 8: The dogs meet.....Mr. Puss in Boots. AKA Amber, my cat.
Jake: what in the world is that orange ball? IS IT A TOY??!??!?!/ Zoey: TASTES LIKE CHICKEN Peanut: Guys, she's a cat. Amber: -cleans self- Jake: .. wth is a cat? Peanut: An animal..like....us. Except... a different species Jake: englesh plz Peanut: Are you an idiot? Jake: yes Peanut: -_-
*Amber runs away*
Zoey: OMG CHASE THE CHICKEN -chases- Amber: OMGOGMGOGMGOGKGM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -runs- Zoey: Jake: OMG YAY FOOD -chases- Peanut: Why am I always stuck with these two? -_-...
*Later*
Jake: Hahaa....haha That was fun. Peanut: ..How is chasing a poor innocent animal fun? Zoey: IT'S CHICKEN Jake: IT'S FOOD I CHASE IT TO EAT. -licks lips- Peanut: MY GOD SHE IS NOT FOOD SHE IS A CAT Jake: ..I still think she's food. Zoey: CHIIICCKKKEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Peanut: o_o;;
*Panda the guinea pig suddenly escapes from his cage*
Peanut: ...these are the most idiotic dogs I have ever seen in my life. Jake and Zoey: Peanut: Jake and Zoey: were huskies were supposed to do this kinda stuff this is what we live on in the wild Peanut: ....you're not wild dogs. YOU ARE DOMESTIC AND IN A HOUSE. o_o Leave the poor animals alone. -_- Jake: no Zoey: I WANT THE CHICKEN Peanut: They're never gonna learn. -_-............. Panda and Amber: -gulp-.....
And Amber and Panda live happily ever after in Jake and Zoey's stomachs. (No this never happened, it's a joke, it's a comic. Not real. >___> )
IWN: Bye doggies!!! See you when I get home. ^_^ Jake: ....>=D SHE'S GONE!! K WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO. Peanut: -rolls eyes- Zoey: hi Jake: HEI I NO LETS PLAY HER NEW DS GAME :B Peanut: She's gonna find out.... Jake: shuddap who asked u
k so aftah dat the dawgies get my DS Lite
Peanut: Be careful with it or she'll kick you. Jake: k dats nyce
-turns on DS-
Jake: oooohhhhh
-DKR music plays-
*DA DADA DADADADAAAA*
Jake: k so lets play wi-fi!!!!! Peanut: -_- Zoey: yaaaay!!!!!!111oneone+shift!! Jake: ok i have to choose my character!!!! ok so im timber because i wanna be a tiger RAWR
*HI IM TIMBER*
Jake: YAAY. k so now i wanna set up a match!!! -taps matchmaker- OMG I FOUND SOMEONE -reads- ..So--...Sonic...two-oh-for....who da bleep is dis he sounds like he sucks Sonic: YAY I FOUND SOMEONE K LETS GO RACE Jake: ok so im da host yaaay now let me pick a course -taps Ancient Lake-
*ANCIENT LAKE*
Jake: who said that Sonic: K LETS GOGOGOGOGO
*GET READY!*
Jake: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SPIN THE WHEEL I HAVE PAWS
*GO!!!!!!!!*
Jake: ohgodohgodohgodohgod Sonic: HAHAHAA NOOB :B Jake: IM LOSING DIS GAEM SUX DATS IT SONIC....402 UR GOIN DOWN Sonic: im winning the race ^_^ Jake: VROOM VROOM -drives over balloon-
*POWER UP!*
Jake: YAAAY -hits sonic with missle- Sonic: WAT DATS NO FAIR Jake: AYAYAYA IM IN FIRST HAHA LOSER Sonic: WHY YOU LITTLE -BLEEP-
Sonic: HAHAHAH YES I WON Jake: WAT??!?! WAT?!??!?!!??? WAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?? Sonic: Jake: DATS IT -throws DS and DKR game- Peanut: And this is why I stay out of these things. ^-^ Zoey: uh oh! ^_^
-IWN comes home-
IWN: I'M HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
-Jake tries to look all innocent like-
IWN: YES I'VE BEEN WAITING TO PLAY DKR ALL DAY ON MY NEW BLACK DS LITE!!!! Jake: Uh oh.... IWN: ....my DS...it's.....WTH HAPPENED Peanut: ... -points at Jake- Jake: ...o-o IWN; JAKE WHY YOU LITTLE.. GET OVER HERE Jake: OGMOGMGOGMGOMGOGM PLZ DONT HURT ME IWN:
...and so the chapter ends. ______________________________ Chapter 10- Zoey and Jake go out.
*At duh house*
Zoey: omg im so excited!!!!! I'm going out tonight. ^^ Peanut: With who? Zoey: JAKEY. Peanut: .. oh this will be fun.
-Jake rings doorbell-
Zoey: I'm coming!!!!!!!! -answers door- Jake: hay baby Zoey: _ omgg hiiii.. Jake: So..uhh..where do you wanna go? Zoey: ooo out for dinner!! and then to a movie. ^^ Jake: k babe whatever u want Zoey: YAY!!!
*At resturant*
Jake: -sees Puma at other table- Oh God. Zoey: wuts wrong?? Jake: Nothing.. Zoey: o ok!! Puma: -looks at Jake with Zoey- ....OMG Jake: Uh oh Puma: SO UR CHEATING ON ME HUH WHO'S SHE Jake: .. uhh that's Zoey. But she's just a friend. Puma: WTH ARE YOU OUT WITH HER??!??!? Jake: You moved away, I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER!!!!!! Zoey: ..o_o???? Puma: O RLY. WELL NOW WE ARE YOU $^$&$(*#&$($&%^ Jake: o.o Zoey: Who was that? Jake: .. Oh, she was my girlfriend. Zoey: SO U LIED TO ME PUNK? U TOLD ME U WER SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jake: Well..I-..err... Zoey: TAKE THIS -throws spaghetti at him- -leaves- Jake: -_- Why is it that I never have luck with women? >_> Oh well. -goes home-
*At home*
Peanut: -sees Jake full of spaghetti sauce- ..I take it it didn't go so well, huh? Jake: -_-.....
And that is the end of chapter 10. XDD poor jake
_____________________________________________ Chapter 11- THE BIRTHDAY. =o Mmk, so me = Gilly. Got it? Good. So with that being said...
Jake: HAI GUISE 2DAI WERE LIEK HAVIN A PARTY Peanut: ..You mean Gilly is. Jake: ....but i thought it was MY birthday Peanut: .. Jake, your birthday's in November. Jake: IT IS NOVEMBER. -gets calender- SEE? NO--...MAY. ..IT'S MAY? Peanut: -sigh-
*five minutes later*
Peanut: Okay so it's Gilly's birthday today, we're gonna surprise her by making her a cake and throwing her a surprise party. Jake: -picks nose- Peanut: ..I'm talking to you. >.> Jake: WHOWHATWHERE...wha? oh. Peanut: .. Yeah. So you gonna help? Jake: ..sure? Zoey: YAYAYAYAYA I HELP Peanut: Good. Now...Jake, you get her friends over. I'll make the cake..and Zoey..you can, uh, have....fun. Yeah. Jake: Aye aye captain. -gets to work- Zoey: YAYAY Peanut: Thank God. x_x So...I wonder how dogs make cakes..o.0
Jake: ..alright, so who exactly are her friends? o.o Hmm..
-signs onto Gilly's MSN-
Jake: >=D ..wth she has 50+ people on her friends' list? Is she insane? I'M NOT INVITING ALL THESE PEOPLE. .. but if I don't, then I'll get eaten by Peanut, and killed by Gilly. Soo.. would I rather die, or do this. Yeah I better do this.
-calls Nickie-
Nickie: HELLO? Jake: ..hi. o.o mmk so we're making this party for Gilly wanna come? Nickie: WHO IS THIS? NO I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY. -hangs up- Jake: ....o.o uhh, right. -tries again- Nickie: HELLO Jake: ..yeah hi. I'm calling to invite you to a birthday party. Nickie: WHO'S PARTY Jake: ..Gilly's. -.- Nickie: RLY YA I'LL COME. Jake: About time you answered my question. kbai. -hangs up- I never knew this would be so hard. Okay..next person, ya?
-calls NGal-
NGal: HI Jake: Hii, would you like to come to Gilly's birthday party? NGal: GILLY??!!!?/1// OKAY I'LL COME YAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYYYYYYY IS WILBUR GONNA BE THERE??? Jake: .. uhh, I..donno. And okay. bainow. -hangs up- x_x
-calls Kay-
Kay: Y HALO THAR Jake: ..o.o hi. would you like to come to Gilly's birthday party. x_x Kay: OMFGYESPLEASE. Jake: ..okay thank you very much baibai. -hangs up once again-
Jake: x_x I'm only inviting three NO MORE GO AWAY EVERYONE ELSE. I'm sick of this job. ._.
*Back to Peanut* Peanut: Okay..so you put the egg shells into the cake? Yeah I'll do that. Then I mix it all together, hmm, sounds good. -mixes- I'm gonna watch Bo and Mac's show! THEY MADE COOKIES..THAT WILL TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE A CAKE!!!!! -puts it on-
Mac: Today on the show we're going to teach you how to make dog biscuits!! Bo: We have a good recipe today, we allready tryed it out! Mac: IT WAS SO GOOD I ATE THEM ALL!! Bo: Let's get started! -grabs ingredients- Mac: -imates Emeril- BAM! Bo: It's not done yet. Mac: O I C. I think I'm getting the hand of this. :] Bo: K folks, what we do here is take all these things and put them in the bowl! Mac: -putz da eggz in with shells while Bo isn't looking- Bo: And now we put the floor in! -dumps bag- Mix it up know, this is where you can get your dog involved! Bo: -puts Mac's tail that's spinning 80mph in the bowl- And... Mac: ..BAAM! Itz done.
Peanut: OHH I SEEEEEEEEEE! SO I AM DOING IT RIGHT. THANK YOU BO AND MAC! =D
Jake: I invited everyone..that's a good sign! Now, to get everything ready. -blows up sweet sixteen balloons- Peanut: I MADE THE CAKE! Jake: it looks...interesting. Peanut: Bo and Mac taught me how to make it on their show!!! =D=D Jake: ..that's nice.
*Guests arrive*
Nickie: lol hi everyone NGal: CABBAGE! YOU'RE HERE! NOW WHERE'S CARROT?!
*I come out of nowhere*
Gilly: HIIIIIIIIIII EVERYONE lawls it's the birfday girl hihihi NGal: CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROT! Gilly: GREEN BEAN! CABBAGE! HI Nickie: HI
*Jake puts on music*
Jake: YO DAWGZ I'M THE DJ -puts on sexyback- Nickie: ......NOOOOO WHY THIS SONG? WHYYYYYYY? Gilly: Better than Fergie. Nickie: Gilly:
And we all have a big party with my best friends. woo end of chapter 11.
Yeah, I realize it was random, and half of you won't get it, but meh. My friends will get a chuckle out of it. =P _________________________________________ Chapter 12- Fun in the sun
Jake: I'm hot. Peanut: And what do you want me to do about it? Jake: I dunno...let's go swimming or something. Zoey: YAYYAYAY SWIMMINGGGGGG! Peanut: Gewd idea. Let's invite our friends! Jake: .... I'm not doing it this time. Peanut: Jake: .. OKAY OKAY I'll do it. Peanut:
-In other room-
Jake: -mumbles- why do I have to call everyone....This is a bunch of ..-controls temper- Okay..so who do I call first...
-calls Peppie-
Peppie: -answers phone- Hello? Jake: H-..hi. Wanna come to..uh..a pool party? Peppie: SURE Jake: .. really? Peppie: ya. Jake: =D -hangs up-
-calls Bo and Mac-
Mac: ..how do we answer duh phone?? Uhh..HALO?? Jake: -.- dumb and dumber I tell ya. Yes. Hi. Wanna come to a pool party? Mac: whuts dat :B Jake: .. just give the phone to Bo please. Mac: 'K BOOOOOO PHONE 4 UUUUUUUU DOOD. Bo: -rolls eyes- Hello? Jake: Hi. Wanna come to a pool party? Bo: SURE Jake: woot. kfnxbai I hang up now. -hangs up-
Jake: ..I'm not calling anyone else. >_> Peanut: Who did you invite? Zoey: YA WHO Jake: Let's see...Peppie, Bo and Mac. Peanut: Well that's a real party..three people. Jake: >_> You try doing this. Peanut:
-Guests arrive-
Peppie: Hi Jake. Jake: O_O ...hi. :B Peppie: Uhm...wanna go..walk around together? Jake: Sure.. Peppie: Jake and Peppie:
-At the pool-
Bo: CANNON BAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Peanut: O_O OH MY GOD DON'T JUMP IN YOU'LL BREAK THE FREAKING POOL. Zoey: onoz Mac: -follows Bo- Peanut:
-BEWM-
Jake: WTH WAS THAT Peppie: Maybe we should go back.. Jake: But..but.... Peppie: Come on! Jake: -gets dragged along-
-Jake and Peppie run to where the pool is-
Jake: ...so much for having a pool party. Peppie: o_o Peanut: Zoey: ..woah dude what just happened Bo: .......oops. Mac: AND DIS IS WHERE DA STORY ENDS. THEEEEEE END BUH BAIIIIII. Jake: -duct tapes Mac's mouth-